>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW."
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY GUESTS TONIGHT FROM
SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES AND TELEVISION SHOWS.
THEY NOW PLAY THE MEN WHO HELPED ORCHESTRATE THE WATERGATE
BREAK-IN IN THE NEW HBO SERIES, "WHITE HOUSE PLUMBERS."
>> NOW I APPRECIATE THAT YOU TAKE CHANCES.
YES, WE HAVE GOTTEN RESULTS. BUT WE CAN'T HAVE ANY UPS,
CAPUCHIN? IT'S TOO IMPORTANT.
NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, GEORGE COMING OR NOT A FEDERAL AGENT
ANYMORE. YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENCE AGENT,
YOU ARE A SPY, AND IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED IN THIS LIFE WORK,
YOU NEED TO BE WILLING TO BEND THE RULES AND COLOR OUTSIDE THE
LINES. >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO
"THE LATE SHOW" WOODY HARRELSON AND JUSTIN THEROUX!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: I THINK -- I THINK WE GOT THE PEOPLE
EXCITED. >> Justin: SO EXCITED!
>> Woody: [BLEEP] YEAH! >> Stephen: [LAUGHS]
>> Woody: OH, [BLEEP]. >> Stephen: HOW NICE!
HEY, >> St JUSTIN, I THINK WE HO KEEP YOU HERE TO SHEEPDOG THEM
IN PLACE. >> Woody: YOU GUYS ARE A
ROCKING CROWD. SPEAKING OF THAT SLIP, I DID NOT
REALIZE SOMETHING UNTIL YOU DIVULGED EARLIER, WHICH IS
THROUGH. EARLIER YOU SAID --
AND THEN YOU WENT TO HIM, AND HE GOES, YEAH, THERE IS A DISPUTE
BETWEEN THE OLD GENERATION AND THE YOUNGER GENERATION.
BUT YOU GOT TO GO WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE --
>> Stephen: SO TWO PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY SAY?
-- >> Woody: BUT THE OLDER ONES.
>> Justin: THE REALLY OLD ONES --
>> Woody: I AM THROUGH WITH THEROUX.
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE COLBERT AND COLBERT, SO IT'S THE LAW
FIRM OF COLBERT, COLBERT, COLBERT, AND COLBERT.
DID YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE YOU DID THE SHOW?
>> Justin: WE DID A SHOW "LIVE IMPRINTING A STUDIO AUDIENCE"
WHERE HE DID ARCHIE BUNKER. AND --
>> Woody: WHOOPS. >> Justin: THAT'S AWKWARD.
BUT WE MET BRIEFLY THERE. AND THEN I WROTE HIM A NICE
LETTER SAYING I THINK HE WOULD BE GREAT, THE FIRST GUY PASSED,
AND SO WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO IT.
>> Stephen: THIS IS YOU GUYS LAST NIGHT AT THE PREMIERE.
I LIKE THE DIFFERENT FIVE TOO. WOODY, DID YOU NOT HAVE TIME TO
CHANGE AFTER THEY DID OFFER HIM? >> Woody: I LOOK LIKE I'M
GETTING MARRIED AT A FISH CONCERT.
IT JUST FEELS WEIRD SOMETIMES TO WEAR YOUR TRADITIONAL, NOTHING
AGAINST YOU GUYS, BUT THE TRADITIONAL SUITS.
>> Stephen: THIS LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.
IT LOOKS EXCELLENT ON YOU. HOW WAS [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
MAU? EVERYTHING GOOD?
WELL, WOODY -- >> Woody: GOOD ONE.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE NEWS
LATELY, BECAUSE YOU'RE "TRUE DETECTIVE" STAR
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY SAID THAT WOODY HARRELSON COULD BE HIS
HALF BROTHER, WHAT IS THAT STORY?
WHAT IS GOING ON? >> Woody: THERE IS SOME
VERACITY TO THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE WE TALKED TO MATTHEW'S
LEGITIMATE MOTHER, AND -- >> Justin: WE WERE ACTUALLY
WONDERING -- >> Woody: IT'S CRAZY, BECAUSE
WE WERE IN GREECE AND WE WERE WATCHING THE U.S. TEAM WIN THE
WORLD CUP, AND YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
I MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT REGRETS AND I SAID, YOU KNOW,
IT'S ODD THAT MY FATHER HAS NO REGRETS.
AND I HAVE KNOWN MAMAC A LONG TIME.
AND SHE SAID, I KNEW YOUR FATHER.
AND IT WAS THE... THAT I FOUND TROUBLE.
>> Stephen: THE PAUSE. >> Woody: THAT I KNEW...
YOUR FATHER. >> Stephen: HOW WOULD YOU
DESCRIBE THAT? >> Woody: FILLED WITH
INNUENDO. >> Stephen: A PREGNANT PAUSE,
PERHAPS? YEAH, SO WAIT A SECOND.
SO IS THERE A POSSIBILITY, HOW OLD?
IN THE YEAR OF YOUR BIRTH, OR NINE MONTHS BEFORE THE YEAR OF
YOUR BIRTH, IS THAT -- >> Woody: THE YEAR OF HIS
BIRTH. NINE MONTHS BEFORE, SHE WAS ON A
SABBATICAL FROM HER RELATIONSHIP WITH --
>> Stephen: DAD MC. >> Woody: HIS SUPPOSE IT
FATHER. WE WANT TO GO ON TEST, BUT FOR
HIM IT'S A MUCH MORE BIG DEAL, I MEAN, HE FEELS LIKE HE IS LOSING
A FATHER. BUT I'M LIKE NO, YOU ARE GAINING
A FATHER AND A BROTHER. >> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
AT THESE PHOTOS GOING, I WILL BUY, I WILL BUY HALF BROTHER.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] JUSTIN, ONE OF YOUR --
I MEAN, THE OLD COSTAR, YOU'RE THE NEW COSTAR, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> Justin: EVERYBODY THAT WORKS WITH WHAT HE SAYS, YOU
WILL LOVE HIM, HE IS SO GREAT. AND IT'S TRUE, YOU WARM UP TO
HIM A LITTLE BIT WHEN YOU WORK WITH HIM.
AND I KIND OF WANT TO BE THE BROTHER TOO.
AND IT'S NOT REALLY WORKING OUT. [LAUGHTER]
AND I THINK WE COULD PROBABLY -- I MEAN, IT'S 2023, WE COULD
PROBABLY -- WE COULD HAVE A BROMANCE AS WELL AND I DON'T
THINK -- I DON'T THINK MATTHEW --
WE COULD HAVE A BRUPLE OR SOMETHING.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK.
BUT WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE JUSTIN THEROUX AND
WOODY HARRELSON, EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND.