challenge strangers to a water gun battle
okay
you guys
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oh is that fake yeah i'm gonna go get him okay okay okay
he doesn't know i switched out the fake ad to a real one
Lauren
yes
oh my god are you freaking kidding hey what time you got work tomorrow seven
okay yeah hey what time you gotta work again tomorrow uh seven o'clock
okay yeah he got work at seven uh you gotta work tomorrow at six right seven months seven
you you're just gonna tell me that sorry all right mom i'm about to go to work
right hold on i thought you didn't have work till one o'clock no i said seven o'clock you
asked me like five times yesterday i could have swore you said like one o'clock but all right
i can't let them see my flat tummy i know give me one have a bronzer stick candy use it to draw on
a six pack don't forget that adonai spell now use a brush to blend the lines looks pretty real right
hey we got those summer bods no what is this hey mom
how to tell someone they stink hey mom we should do a competition of who can
brush our teeth and get the widest teeth first come on let's do it sounds fun right come on
what is it is that a ghost who did did you do that did you turn on the shower
no i've been no i've been sitting here watching what's this what's this oh this
is my favorite scent deodorant it's new you have to try it you have to
pronounced fortnite and because i can like mind the business that don't pay you sloth
[ __ ] listen here slug lips i was asking you a generational i mean general question that's why
that's why you built like a forklift and you built built you is built like grandma janitha's chin
hair oh don't you dare fluster my buster like that ever again because she got more help under her
chin didn't have fun in your armpits you busted up music no you can't be talking with all your edges
now it's supposed to end up on your head ended up under her chin now that's a ball-headed shame
oh you get on my nerves get out for this held at the grandma jonathan when you call her tomorrow
asking for your edges back that's why that's why that's why your forehead look like an
empty sandball and the back of your neck built like a slip and slide with no water just dry ya
hi dad can i get a new bicycle cowabunga cool cats are you peachy keen cause i'm hip are you hip
gee dad that's so embarrassing
hey dad can i what are you doing
hey are you doing crypto uh yeah yeah a little bit you like i've invested everything in crypto
and it's it's working out for me right now i'm i've 70xed my money what are you investing in
well this isn't financial advice but right now i'm i'm investing in doggy lawn so what doggy
lawn it's uh elon musk's uh dog is i did a crypto for the dog oh and it's uh it's going to the moon
you live around here i'm sleeping over under the bridge on fuller street right now until
i figure something else out wait are you homeless i mean about your all that crypto you make i kind
of just sit on it i don't really understand crypto that much that's wrong i'm sick mom
oh hey can you get your sister really fast for me yeah okay thank you
can you tell your sister that i love her and that i'm like really sorry yeah okay thank you
she says she doesn't want to talk to you oh okay well can you tell her that um i'm very sorry that
it won't happen again okay thank you um okay well in about 20 seconds can you go in there and tell
her that i hit my head on the concrete yeah okay thank you what happened oh how did what where
i had my head in my head where on your head right here right here go home what the hell
what did you do with all the boxes i put him away where in the room there is no one using this room
thank you why can't you do it i'm not doing it i did it last time emily what about you help
i'm not getting this one i need the grade oh yeah just do it oh my god
okay fine can you hurry up hold on i didn't even start yet [ __ ] how many questions are there
25 and i don't understand any of these questions you need to hurry up before ms johnson catches us
you want to do it huh since you're in a rush can y'all just shut up we're gonna get caught okay i'm
almost done turn your screen this way when you're done so i can see it just send me pictures when
you're done yeah me too okay i get it okay i'm done i'm gonna submit it make sure y'all get some
wrong so it doesn't seem like you cheated what did you get what is it i got three out of 25.
this is why i didn't want to do it first it's not bad
empty box in there i'm so hungry wait i have one last fruit roll-up left i'm gonna go get it wait a
minute my fruit roll up and they left the empty box just sitting in there i know who did this
do you want to explain something oh yeah the fruit roll-ups i ate the last one
i'm telling mom right and that is also the reason why
it has also changed by stop she's gonna hear us
what is going on
are they getting possessed
and then
shut up
i love you and ava get out and wait for me in the hallway
you know what just go to the office how about that these are grandmothers that
i would replace my grandma with number one no one because i love you and i care for you
why i can't reach the top shelf if you can't reach your top shelf just get a seven foot tall friend
oh my god i can't reach the bottom drawer well don't worry just get a full full frame to open it
i heard you needed help with the bottom shelf i got you granny do you want a party i do let's go
this is how you make a meat roast put the meat around the wine grass
just like this turn the glass over pull it out unlike your stepdad so freaking cute