>> street artist banksy has posted pictures of an art
project he created in his bathroom he's calling the piece "guess
what I ate." >> a popular new food item among people staying at home is
whipped strawberry milk. Incidentally, "whipped strawberry milk" is also prince
harry's drag name. >> psychologists are warning single people stuck at home to
resist the urge to get in touch with their exes. Okay, but if I don't text my
exes, how will they know I love them >> espn has released "the last
dance," which follows michael jordan's last season with the chicago bulls
unfortunately, the film ignores important questions like why did michael jordan film that hanes
commercial with a hitler mustache >> land o'lakes butter has
removed the native american woman from the landscape on its packaging over concerns that the
imagery was racist unfortunately they are replacing her with a pipe line
>> a lawyer in florida protested the opening of the states beaches by wearing a grim reaper
costume and warning people at the beach about getting too close to each other.
There was an awkward moment when he bumped into the actual grim reaper who was just making his
regular florida rounds >> kelly clarkson has released a new song called "I dare you" in
six different languages. It's a song that has all people around the world coming together
to say, "eh. >> a former postal worker was arrested for stealing an iphone
and a thousand viagra tablets. I assume texting people, "I'm up."
>> all right, that's a ten year old joke right there I like that.
>> a new study finds that pigeons in new york city are genetically different from
pigeons in boston. It's actually easy to spot the difference because the boston
pigeons are the ones yelling at black birds to go back to where they came from
>> just -- also I just want to say before we wrap up tonight, michael, you're probably
familiar with the all-in challenge where different people are sort of challenging each
other to go through different experiences and invite a fan to join them for an experience.
And, you know, that's a way to raise a lot of money for people in need.
And I'm assuming this is something you'd be all in for, don't you think?
>> okay, yeah, all right no, sure >> well, we've actually set up a
great -- a site on the all-in challenge where whoever donates the most money over the next
week will get the chance to write a joke that you can tell on our next show without having
read it in advance and it's going to be great [ laughter ]
fans are really excited. And, you know, in case they needed sort of any guidelines or
maybe an example, we actually sent you a joke tonight that you could read so that all the
people who are going to give generously can know sort of something they can try
I think in your email there might just be a joke you could read
>> are you serious >> and, I think, you know, the nice thing about you agreeing in
advance to do this is that it's going to raise a lot of money. And I think that's really what
you care about don't you think? >> yeah, oh, my god.
All right. Uh, boy. It says here nasa officials said
that it's possible that the first human sent to mars could be a woman so that when the male
astronauts show up, dinner will be ready [ laughter ]
oh, god. That just undoes everything I've ever done.
>> so, guys, very exciting if you want to donate and get a chance to make michael j. Say
something, donate to this link we have below. You can't click it because it's
a screen but you can type it -- look at it and type it like we had to in
the old days so, that's the link. Check it out
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