Hey, guys.
I just put up Maia’s tent, sang her a lullaby,
and sewed pajamas for her doll. So, that’s three more badges!
What’s that sound?
Well, if it’s a ferocious wild animal,
they picked the wrong campsite to mess with.
Actually, that’s Jade’s massage chair.
[sighing]
Who’s ready to tell scary stories?
- Yeah, let’s do it! - I like scary stories!
Oh, I’ve got one! It’s called the Scary Teddy Bear.
Years ago, a little girl lost her teddy bear.
It came alive and grew to be six feet tall!
And, to this day, it stalks this very campsite.
- A giant teddy bear? - Please. What does it do?
- Cuddle you to death? - I hope not!
I’ve got a real scary story.
It’s the legend of the skunk monster.
It’s about a man who turns into…
a skunk monster!
- Skunk monster? - [screaming]
Sorry, did I scare you?
Oh, you almost made me drop my lasagna.
Welcome to Camp Nickelodeon! I’m Ranger Rob.
Hi, Ranger Rob!
Yeah, I’ve been rangering this campground for 20 years.
- Want a s’more? - Oh! I love s’mores!
Except for the graham cracker and chocolate parts.
So you just eat the marshmallow?
Pretty much.
Nope. Yuck. Bleugh.
So you’re telling scary stories?
Make a hole.
Well, I’ve got the scariest one of them all.
It’s called The Legend of Bighand.
[suspenseful music]
He’s a big, scary monster that’s been terrorizing
these woods for years.
He has one giant hand that he uses to grab
unsuspecting campers, much like yourselves.
Squeeze them really, really tight.
But you never know when he’s going to--
attack.
He might even be watching us right now.
[suspenseful music]
It’s Bighand. I can’t believe he’s real!
And he’s a she!
Okay. She’s leaving.
Oh, that was close!
- [phone ringing] - She’s coming!
She's coming.
[screaming]
Hi, guys. I’m Betty.
Betty?
You probably know me as Bighand.
Mind if I ask what you’re doing in my closet?
Shaking in fear?
We thought you were going to grab us and squeeze us
with your giant hand!
Ha, ha, ha. Wait, you aren’t, are you?
Why does everybody think that? I’m just a normal girl
who happens to have a slightly larger-than-normal hand.
Slightly?
- You live here? - Yeah.
I spent my whole life in these woods.
Oh, because people treated you like some kind of monster,
on account of your oversized hand?
No, I just love cabin-living. I never leave.
Oh! Except for Wednesday-night bowling league.
- How do you text? - How do you tie your shoes?
How do you pick your nose?
- Oh, well-- - Got him!
- Him is a her! - Oh. Got her!
Honestly, I barely felt that.
- Hit her again! - No! Don’t! Stop!
Her name’s Betty and she’s really nice.
Yeah! She’s in a bowling league!
I love bowling. Wait: why were you chasing us?
- I was trying to warn you guys. - Wait, warn us?
There is a monster terrorizing the campsite.
But it’s not me. It’s the Skunk Monster.
That was the story I was telling at the campfire.
That means the Scary Teddy Bear could be real too.
Um, no.