You wouldn't care
that you are sleeping with your step-daddy's son?
When the mum drops the baby, is it not related to my man
that's all doing up 7 inches?
Hi friends, welcome to my brand-new Netflix show
where I bring my friends to go head to head
to debate on their favourite Netflix shows.
And guess who decides the winning goose?
Yeah, you're right. It's me.
So in today's episode we have...
-Rachel Bada. -And Amanda Char.
And they will be going against...
Rheanne Murray
And Mimi Missfit.
That's my crew.
We're confident over here.
I don't know why you're talking
-because we're gonna win. -Amen.
I like your confidence.
You guys don't even know the case!
The case that we are bringing
to the court of law...
-A whole briefcase. -Innit
As I unlock this...
You got this with your nails?
Everybody shut up.
So the first case that we have here...
Nella, please.
I can't take the anticipation.
OK!
Can everybody say Sex Education.
Sex Education.
So we're going to be discussing Sex Education.
But before, in the court of law,
you guys have to solemnly swear...
-Not on the Bible. -To tell the truth...
and nothing but the truth.
So everybody put your acrylics forward.
So everybody swear to put their best
argument forward in the court of law.
I swear to put my best argument forward
in the court of law.
God is not listening to you people!
That was really long...
to remember. It wasn't that deep.
Right guys, you guys are gonna need
your case files.
Ladies first.
-Oh wow. -Here's your case study.
In this court of law, Group A believe
that Adam is a better boyfriend for Eric,
while Group B defer
and believe that Rahim is the better boy for Eric.
You have to say Rahim.
-Rahim! -Rahim's a better boyfriend!
Adam is a better boyfriend suited.
Even though he did have his past,
everyone can be forgiven.
No.
The fact that he actually genuinely likes Adam,
he's actually his boyfriend, he claims him.
Rahim the better boyfriend because he knows himself.
We're tired of building these men up
to know who they are.
Know who you are when
you present yourself to me. I know who I am.
Sorry, don't come to me
and be bullying me in the beginning,
then later on tell me you love me.
Ain't got time for that.
I don't have time for that.
We're not in…
We're not in primary school!
We're not in primary school, we're not doing--
Order! You've had your time.
Every time I do this, everybody: order!
I'm gonna give you guys
a chance to have a stronger argument.
Yeah, 'cause it was week and we won.
There's no weakness.
There's no weakness in my court.
Adam is the better lover
only because the love might be toxic,
but y'all know toxic love is real love.
-It's not! -Yes it is!
Yes, it is.
And to go on top of what she's saying,
at least he's claiming Eric.
And the thing is I feel like in general they have
the deeper connection, right?
They have the deeper connection.
-That's what really matters. -It's his boyfriend.
We stand by what we said because at the same time
I don't want a man to come to me half full
-'cause my cup is very full. -Wake up in this court!
Rahim used to write poems.
Poems!
What kind of guy ever?
Judge Nella, who's the winner?
Are you guys going to speak through the whole show?
-Maybe! -Judge Nells!
The judge has left the court.
I don't want to be your secret as well,
also because I'm a hot girl, you get me?
From the arguments that you guys have presented to me--
Make the correct decision, judge.
I think it's my court of law.
Yeah, it's your turn to speak. Go on, babe.
Don't let them bully you.
What I liked about your argument
is that you mentioned that the guy had like
a little bit of toxicity inside of it.
Everybody, put your hands up if you've had
a toxic guy in your life.
We kinda like the toxic stuff, don't we?
You people, I liked your argument
because I like romance.
I like the idea of romance.
Put your hands up if you've ever had
a romantic boyfriend.
Actually, yeah.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I wake up in the morning, all I want is you.
So I feel like a romantic man is always a whim.
We need a man that knows himself.
When a man doesn't know himself,
he'll be in the club popping bottles.
His account is withdrawn.
If a man doesn't even know himself,
how can he even come and get to know you?
The results are in.
The winning argument after many deliberations
is Group...
B.
I like to win, win, win!
Don't be haters!
I just wanna thank my mum, I want to thank God, like...
Alright guys,so we're gonna move on to case number two.
Is it OK to get with your step-sister,
based on the fact that Otis and Ola get together
while their parents are also dating?
So we were against it, because at this rate
if the mum's with the guy and she's pregnant...
Pregnant!
I mean, out of respect for your mother
I think you should step back
because if you now have a child with a guy
are you not all going to be related?
Is it not gonna be like a whole shebang?
On top of that, I feel like your mum's at a certain age
where it's hard to find guys.
So in the case of should my step-sister be with--
You're wasting your time.
I'm telling you it doesn't really matter
because at the end of the day,
they were together before the parents were together.
So technically they were just classmates.
It's not my fault that the man
has now decided to get with my girlfriend's dad.
That had nothing to do with me.
Why should I--
So Rheanne, what do you think
about sleeping with your mum's boyfriend's son?
You know what, yeah? Exactly, I'm a libra.
It's my birthday soon.
I'm indecisive, you can't ask me those questions.
That's a weak argument, my love.
They're not blood related so it's not incest,
but we have to keep it a secret.
Like we can't be going to church saying,
"Yeah, that's my uncle and my brother and my sister."
No one will know that me and my boyfriend
are in a relationship while my mum--
I feel I support my teammate.
D'you get it? I'm for it.
Do your thing, love is love.
What you're trying to tell me is
you wouldn't care
that you are sleeping with your step-daddy's son.
This is why I know all of you are mad.
All of you are mad.
They are not related by blood.
It does not mean anything.
Do you know what's so funny and bear cute?
When the mum drops the baby,
is it not related my man
that's all doing up 7 inches?
Every night, I'm in my room!
And you as well! You think, "What is this?"
"Me, I'm balanced equilibrium."
Yeah!
When you said you would leave your boyfriend, yeah,
because your mum is going out with his dad, yeah,
I don't think that's true, love.
Let me tell you why I don't think that's true.
You met him first.
I did, but my mum, she's the one that pushed me out.
Can I ask you guys a question, yeah?
No. In fact, it's for you.
Your mum's dating your boyfriend's daddy
whilst you're calling him Daddy, right?
But he's about to be the daddy
to the pregnant baby in her belly.
Means she's got two daddies.
Hell, no.
God forbid!
It took me some time to realize!
Girl!
At the end of the day, guys,
this is everything we're saying.
Everything you lot are saying is kind of irrelevant
because-- Let me tell you why!
It's the shoulders that you have right now.
Because they're not together no more
at the end of the day.
That's not the argument
that was brought forward in the court of law.
Yeah, they haven't split up, right?
The court of law is is incest OK?
But the parents split up so you wasted your soul mate.
That's not the question!
Could I have a drum roll please?
No, I'm not drum rolling 'cause we already know.
I think...
-Thank you so much, friends. -The winning argument is...
Team B.
-What? -Team B?
-You're being biased. -I'm not.
At 16, whoever I was with at 16,
I don't even know his name.
I left him on Facebook, know why?
It was at a stage in my life
where a guy would be like, "You're pretty, I love you."
A guy would come and be like "I'm in love."
Yeah, Group B, you won.
Be clapping, you can't be sly!
We clapped for you!
Alright guys, so the last case.
Who's the most toxic boy in Sex Education,
Adam
or Anwar?
So Group A, who are you guys going to be defending today?
-Adam. -The first man.
And Group B, what is your opening argument?
Well, we believe that Anwar--
I object.
I'm joking!
Adam is toxic,
but when he went away to the army and stuff
and he came back,
I feel like he found himself in the army.
Like he kind of calmed down a bit,
like he kind of mellowed out.
We believe that Adam is definitely more toxic.
I've never met a bully
that hasn't been like traumatized as a child,
so I feel like, you know,
he obviously comes with a lot of baggage.
And he's also very physical as well.
The other guy's not really physical.
Like he's definitely more toxic.
Yeah.
Case closed.
Did someone mention anything about gossiping?
Yes, so that's the assumption I was on.
Uncle likes to gossip.
What's so toxic about gossiping?
What?
Along with the gossiping, he also insults his friends,
like in front of other friends.
And you know what they say about people
that do the insults.
Like it's not a joke, do you get it?
They really mean it.
He's the kind of person that will throw acid on you
and then help you look
for the person that threw acid on you.
So basically you guys brought up
Adam's childhood trauma.
I've grown up and I know some people
that have had the most traumatic childhoods
and that basically has kind of like
shaped them into being nice.
The nicest people.
Whenever you meet the nicest people,
they have the most traumatic stories.
So that's not an excuse as to why he toxic, girl!
It's not about his experience though.
It's about how he deals with the experience.
I feel like people that are traumatized
either become really, really done out,
or really, really great.
It's either one or the other, innit, so...
It's true.
Can everybody say "Balance".
Balance!
In this life.
Even in this season, now that he's got with Eric,
there was a point where he was gonna fight someone
and Eric was like, "No, no, no. Keep your calm."
So he now has someone who's helping him
like maneuver this calm.
This Anwar guy has no one.
No one's stopping him. He's just unviolent.
That's a good point. Who are you?
Who sent you?
-These kids are how old? -16.
Right. Of course they're gonna gossip.
We all thrived off gossip at school.
My point is the insulting your friends
in front of other people
and making your friends for this small.
Yeah, I just feel like Anwar is more toxic
in general
because he doesn't show any development.
He hasn't shown any change, any growth.
He's getting worse.
Can we do a drum roll?
No, because if you say that they win again...
It's rigged, it's actually rigged.
Judge Nella!
The winning argument is...
-Don't do that. -Yeah!
Group A!
But we won anyway.
Two out of three, we still won.
So that's what matters.
The whole violence thing
is something that can't get over
because it's like if you're that violent
at a like a teenager stage,
you're gonna take that into your adulthood.
This one is just toxic for fun and games now.
Like you know when you're the it girl in school
and you just wanna like--
You just "Yappa, yappa, yappa."
"Yappa, yappa," you just want to maintain
like your hierarchy.
Like the biggest bullies in schools,
like you know the ones that were talking the most,
where are they now? Where?
-Scary! -Scary!
Scary!
This is the end of today's episode on Sex Education.
So over here we have the winning team,
Group B.
But massive round of applause to Group A.
Don't give them a round of applause,
they gunning for you.
If you guys wanna see more of us
talking about our favourite shows,
getting a little bit heated,
you know, a little bit cheeky in there
then make sure you guys stay tuned.
That's how it works.
Period!
Why do you guys think that Henderson
deserves the death penalty more than Grandma?
He's a male, first and foremost.
Oh, it's true.