back in college I was an exceptional
student and look at me now however
strange it may sound I have a finance
degree not only did I graduate with the
perfect GPA my thesis was nominated for
the dean's award bright finance future
ahead of me to bet I had different plans
congratulations Peter the other
professors and I are very proud of you
thank you so what's it gonna be
a bank an investment firm a hedge fund
I'm thinking about making funny videos
on the Internet not only smart but also
funny I like that I majored in finance
with a specialization in investments in
capital markets I know what you're
saying Peter you're so handsome and
intelligent but the truth is my
practical skills in this field
Peter the Mokka is crushing any of the
only one I get save us create a perfect
GPA and your diploma thesis also means
award
even the wrong decision we all do
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it's funny how each college faculty has
its own cliches like and engineering is
what is free time architecture what is
sleep medicine what is life
music bards what is love humanities what
is studying physical education one of
the worst things I did before enrolling
into college in the Czech Republic was
watching American college movies that
completely distorted my expectations and
perceptions of college parties
yeah it wasn't like that in Eastern
Europe dude I'm broke as fuck stop
puking you nasty shit goddammit
yeah alcohol party sex no parents mommy
and daddy are long forgotten until you
have to feed yourself good boiling water
inside what's water
what's water no idea in college you
really start to appreciate that sweet
feeling of coming back home and lying to
your own mother studying no matter how
hard you study or how organized you are
studying the night before an exam is
always a life-threatening experience
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the more I talk with people who went to
college the more it seems that each
person experienced the same vicious
cycle first year oh this is fun second
year
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everybody
forty year
finally here is this what I really want
to do am I gonna do
lovely five years at the economics
faculty sometimes I wonder where would I
be now if I went down that path
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