• From making poop art to getting locked in a clothing store, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact more of the best true stories from our subreddit about the most embarrassing
things you did as kids.
I’m Melissa and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Anomymouskid12 Pringle
I know it’s hard to believe, but Pringle wasn’t always a superstar with the ladies.
When he was a kid his cousin brought over her new Princess Jasmine doll from the movie
Aladdin.
Well, Pringle had gotten really curious about girls, so he took the doll into his room in
secret.
He turned off the lights, got into bed and started kissing Jasmine’s plastic lips!
Pringle’s mum opened the door without him realising and took a photo of his shameful
secret.
She printed out multiple copies and likes to pull them out at family gatherings.
Number 9 was submitted by Hsica34 Dolan When Dolan was eight years old he liked to
play outside with the other kids in the neighbourhood.
One day he was having so much fun that he stayed out past his curfew.
An hour or so later Dolan’s mother heard a knock at her door.
She opened it and saw a neighbour standing there with her son standing sheepishly behind
him.
The neighbour told her that he had just caught Dolan peeing on his fence!
Unfortunately this neighbour was the only African American in the entire neighbourhood,
so it looked really bad.
Dolan meant nothing by it; he just really needed to go.
“It’s true – I’ll pee anywhere!”
The neighbour was a great sport about it, but Dolan’s mum was still really embarrassed!
Number 8 was submitted by froufur Nixxiom Nixxiom was a very strange child.
One time he was in the bathroom taking a giant dump.
He was just about to flush it when he suddenly had what he thought was a great idea.
He stopped, walked over to the sink and looked at himself in the mirror for a few moments
before doing the worst thing imaginable.
He grabbed his toothbrush, skipped over to the toilet and carefully pressed the bristles
of his brush into his fresh shit.
I guess he wanted to make some surreal art?
He wasn’t done yet.
Nixxiom then took it ten steps too far when he went over to the sink and began brushing
his teeth with the shitty toothbrush!
Within seconds he was heaving and belching over the sink.
His mom heard and came in to find him crying hysterically with the dirty brush in his hand
and his unflushed masterpiece in the bowl.
Number 7 was submitted by _Duckeh_ Slapped Ham
When Slapped Ham was in fifth grade he noticed this strange lump appearing on his throat.
When he asked his mum what it was she said he was “getting in to puberty”.
Slapped Ham didn’t quite know what this meant, but he felt proud of his achievement
and told all his friends about it.
At Slapped Ham’s school every Monday began with students sitting in a circle sharing
something that had happened to them over the weekend.
Well, of course Slapped Ham raised his hand and proudly announced “I got in to puberty!”
Slapped Ham’s classmates stared at him and his teacher was totally speechless.
To make matters worse, Slapped Ham’s dad worked at the school and all through the week
students went up to him to make jokes and to congratulate him on his son getting in
to puberty.
It was a pretty awkward week for Slapped Ham and his family!
Number 6 was submitted by YellowEyesFearEater Doopie
When Doopie was ten or eleven, she went to a summer camp for scouts.
It was a really hot summer so she and her cabin mates decided to sleep in just their
bras and shorts.
One of the camp rules was that if you went to the bathroom at night you had to take a
buddy, so one night the whole cabin of four decided to go together.
Since it was hot they didn’t bother putting their shirts on; they figured they would easily
make it to the toilets and back without getting caught.
Well, they finished and were getting ready to go back to their cabin when someone knocked
on the bathroom door!
Doopie and her friends huddled together in their bras and tried to stay quiet.
They ended up hiding in there for an embarrassing fifteen minutes and when the coast was clear
they made a break for their cabin.
For the rest of the summer they made sure to wear shirts whenever they went to the bathroom!
Number 5 was submitted by SparklynSpooky Emojie When Emojie was little he had the habit of
picking his nose and putting the mucus in his mouth.
Gross!
Somehow he enjoyed the taste…
He usually did this gross habit in private, but one day he zoned out and started doing
it in the middle of his cousin’s birthday party!
Emojie’s uncle was filming everything that day and just so happened to catch Emojie digging
for gold.
He even zoomed in to get a close-up shot of the action.
Emojie’s family likes to pull this footage out at family gatherings to embarrass him.
Poor Emojie…
Number 4 was submitted by Suckmyradke_ Hellbent When Hellbent was in the eighth grade he went
though a bit of a rebellious phase.
“Yeah, and I never grew out of it.”
His teacher hated him because he was always answering back and being a smart ass.
One day, a substitute teacher came in instead of their regular teacher.
It turned out their regular teacher was going to be away for awhile.
She came in at the end of the day to grab her things and say goodbye to the class.
Hellbent noticed his classmates looked really sad and were giving their teacher lots of
hugs.
He didn’t get what the big deal was so, as she was heading out the door, he called
out “Bye!
Don’t fall in a hole!”
His teacher stopped, put her head down and slowly walked away.
When he turned back, his classmates were staring at him with their jaws dropped.
Hellbent asked what was going on and the kid sitting across from him said “oh my fucking
god!
What’s wrong with you?”
It turned out Hellbent’s teacher had just lost her father and was going to his funeral,
so the last words she heard from her beloved students were “don’t fall in a hole”.
Ouch.
Number 3 was submitted by Joe_Peshy HoneyBits When HoneyBits was little she liked hiding
in clothing store racks whenever her mom took her shopping.
Her mom would either come and find her or HoneyBits would come out when she got bored.
It was a game they played.
But one time HoneyBits found a really good hiding spot and decided to stay hidden until
her mom found her.
Unfortunately HoneyBits didn’t realise the store happened to be closing.
The staff locked the doors and HoneyBits came very close to spending the night locked in!
Her mom was hysterical and told the store’s workers that she’d lost her daughter during
a game of hide and seek.
The whole staff had to stay back to search for her.
They eventually found her and HoneyBits and her mom left the store very embarrassed.
HoneyBits received a long scolding on the car ride home…
Number 2 was submitted by GenevieveAngel1999 Snewpee
When Snewpee and Gooby were little they played a rough game of tag at their grandma’s house.
Snewpee was chasing Gooby around a big ash tree.
They were laughing and having lots of fun – until a distracted Gooby went face-first
into the tree!
She went off wailing to the kitchen where their mother and grandma were having tea and
muffins.
When Gooby told her nana what happened, Nana put her on her lap and gave her lots of cuddles,
muffins and sweets.
Snewpee wouldn’t have minded this, except Gooby then turned around and grinned at her.
This made Snewpee really jealous so she hatched a crazy plan.
She went over to the big dresser in her room, grabbed onto the ledge and, with all her strength,
banged her head against the dresser!
Her vision went weird and she saw stars.
She then stumbled over to Nana and said “Waaaaah!
Nana, my head hurts!”
Instead of telling Snewpee off for injuring herself, Nana sat her on her lap and gave
her treats as well!
Snewpee tried this tactic a few more times but it never worked again.
She even deliberately fell out of a tree because she was jealous of her sister and wanted attention!
When she thinks back on this behaviour, she is very embarrassed.
Number 1 – What’s the most embarrassing thing I did as a kid?
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