- Today we're here to drink.
- Drink drink drink drink drink drink!
- Drink Guinness, weird Guinness.
WRONG Guinness!
- Mmh
(Irish jig music)
- Oh I hate Guinness. I hate Guinness.
Do you love it? - Oh no why did you say that?
- I hate it.
- It's just very filling.
Like it's a full meal no thanks.
You can't have loads of them on a night out.
- Its like you took a stew and a coddle blended it up.
- See if I'd drink Guinness
I'd look like this the whole time like
(laughter)
so that's just not attractive.
- Where's I'm more kind of like
- Ah
- Oh no
you never mixed Guinness without...
that's like mixing the name of your
girlfriend up when you're making love to her.
With your ex girlfriend.
You never mix those two up - You don't wanna do that
No
(Irish jig music)
- I'm gonna take this lad away because he's too young.
He can't drink
- No puddles.
You need to learn.
This is your first Guinness experience okay.
- A black and blue. - A black and blue?
Whoa
- A black and blue.
- Well I didn't know we were doing science
- This seems like a lot more work than is needed but
- I feel like we're going to fuck it up, man.
- Yeah
- I mean that's a terrible pour
- All right well, it wasn't
(mumbling)
- Oh my God that's lovely
- Yeah you pour that shit.
- Have you tasted it already?
- Yeah
- You lose one point
- What?
- Yes!
- That was a trick
- You can't taste it before the mix
No, that was a trick.
He talked me into that.
Shh
- Mixology at its finest.
- Twist it around
- No, no you're doing it wrong.
- Twist it. It's not wrong
- No it is wrong.
- In fast out slow.
- Oh, mine's going to be more beautiful than yours, I think.
- Oh my God.
I've done mine right you have to say yours.
- Oh shhhh
- He pushed me there you got that on camera?
- It was the air
- He tried to push me.
- It's like a coffee thing.
- Yeah.
- A cappuccino yolk.
- Yeah a cappuccino yolk let's say that.
- It's a black and blue.
It looks disgusting.
And I'm not looking forward to drinking it at all.
(Irish jig music)
- Oh yes.
- Ugh
That does taste like earth.
- Ew. That is disgusting.
- That's not bad.
- It's not as bad as I thought it was.
- Yeah
- But I can't remember if that's what normal
Guinness tastes like.
Or if it's just nicer because of the blue moon.
- Would you drink that now?
- Tickle a tigers testicles
That's lovely isn't it?
- So people come into a bar and ask for that?
- I can taste the blue moon more
than I can taste the Guinness.
- Can you?
- Yes
- It's like an Irish man swimming in a field.
You don't think it's going to work
till you try it.
- What does it work?
- It does work.
(Irish jig music)
- Guinness?
- So that's it?
- Mental.
- No way!
- Guinness with Guinness
Huh? Jesus. - Jesus
Weird to think about?
- Its' right
- Yay!
- I just don't think I'm gonna like any
in this video but I'm gonna try and pour them.
Is there a certain way to pour this as well?
- So what's this? Is this a
- Wait guess. Guess
wait guess.
- Black and white.
- I'm very apprehensive
but you seem very enthusiastic about it so
- Of course I'm enthusiastic I know this one.
I drink this one on a night out.
- Stop
What is that? - Oh no you're on your own now
- You're winning are ya?
- No go on go on. Ah jesus.
- Are you not supposed to put the Guinness in first?
- No
- Ah put your trousers back on
Holy ah shhh.
- Can we drink that?
- I dare you to lick the top of that.
- No I'm done now. No
(Can opening)
- Oh
(can popping)
- Actually that's not bad.
That's actually not bad
- Oh my God it's actually not.
- But you got to follow through with it, watch.
You gotta go woop, in you go.
- We'll do it fast then
Just as she's about to go to the top,
you turn the spoon.
- I'm a bartender.
- One orchard genius.
- I'm so impressed.
- Thank you
- It's just so weird.
The way it doesn't go down.
- It's half and half.
- (indistinct)
- Mine's mostly head
- Yeah mine's head too.
- It's not bad again.
- Oh, they're all rotten.
Why would you drink any of these?
- It's not terrible
Like, do you know what I mean?
- It's actually all right.
- Cause I want to hate this.
I want to ugh.
- Yeah I don't think they're getting on in there.
I think they're having a little feud.
- Having a little tiff?
Yeah like, cause they're not passing the line ya see?
- Oh my belly is having a time.
Oh
(Irish jig music)
- Hi I'm Guinny the Guinness haha,
You gonna open a bottle with me?
- Is that Mickey Mouses' voice?
- Yeah haha.
- Galway Hooker
- Is this called the Irish earth.
- You're black and tan.
- Yeah. Black and tan.
- (indistinct)
- See look she is doing better?
- I swear to god
You can put this one in.
- She has been practicing now
since the last one.
- You're making all this up as you go along
to confuse me.
- Perfect.
- Come on.
- I think that's just how it looks.
- Redeem yourself
- Shh
- It's like watching a kangaroo in a swimming pool.
Look at this.
- It's like a galaxy.
- Let's see if you can tell your future
Through your pint.
- (hums sci-fi tune)
- Be good though because you can always tell
how long you've had your pint for
because they eventually mix.
- Guinness mixes are blasphemy
and awful and should never be done.
You okay?
- No I don't like that.
- You don't like that one either?
- Nope.
- Not the worst thing you could ever drink.
But I think my standards are pretty low.
- So this, the black and tan is a pale ale
And a Guinness mixed and you know
full well that an American made up that name.
- It's very easy to want to hate this
but I can't hate it it's like
Everything with Guinness is nice.
- If you walked in to any Irish pub
and asked for a black and tan
Just don't do it.
- Well, hold on. You know what?
Maybe I was too hard on it.
No it's fucking garbage. It's garbage.
(Irish jig music)
- I have high hopes for this.
- I love this
- Should we ring her ex's now or later?
- Smirnoff ice.
I used to drink this in the fields when I was a young one.
- I don't think anyone has any other memories
of Smirnoff ice apart drinking it in fields at 14.
- Oh geez, leave some for me.
- Smells like silver.
- That's poison to the mind
that'll drive you ford loco.
- It smells like drinking in your friends
shed when you were 16. - Yeah it does
- That's what it smells like.
- Silver
- This is called a badger.
- Why though?
- White and black.
- Why is it?
- Badger
(Guinness fizzing)
- Why are you doing it?
- On the river baby oh
(laughing)
- Irish people down a liter bottle of Smirnoff ice.
Not for the first time.
- It's kind of relaxing, isn't it?
- It is actually really soothing
- Oh no. Oh no. Oh gracious
- No.
- I'd rather lick the wheel of a wheelbarrow.
- Smells like Smirnoff ice with the..
- Kind of smells like toe actually.
- Yeah. Yeah. Smells like toe
- This is actually not as bad
Definitely the best of all four but
- That's actually lovely.
- I love it! It's my new best friend.
- It's my new worst enemy.
- We are not the same person
- We're not
- that's EMC. The walk and shit.
Isn't it?
- Absolutely disgusting
- My belly's doing a weird. Ugh
- Can we mix it up now?
Can I do it in your mouth?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- But if you're meeting somebody online
and they say, Oh I'm a sexy woman
and you turn up and it's like a farmer.
and it's a man.
That's what, that's the equivalent of that is.
- Is that what that is?
- Yeah.
- Open your mouth
now try not to gag.
- Out of the four of them
I think this might actually be the best one.
Cause it's just kind of the easiest to drink
out of all of them.
- That's a bit, that's the first bit
Don't gag on it.
Don't die on me now.
- Not even a smack.
- Just a puff
- Not even a kiss on the cheek.
- Now swallow.
Do you love it?
- No, that didn't make it any better.
- Just not a fan of Guinness.
And I think that put me at a losing
battle from the start.
- Mixing Guinness is a bad thing, again,
although I know in fairness, Galway hopper was nice.
The blue moon was nice.
The ones with the beer aren't awful
- Who won?
- Oh yeah who won? - The challenge who won it?
- Let them decide
Let them decide in the comments below
- Put in the comments below who won.
I think. But just remember
that he made me open the Guinnesses' first
On my own.
- Guinness. It's a fine drink.
Made to just have on its own.
Not what other drinks, I dunno.
Just have just
Just pick one, just pick one drink.
Why are you putting
Whatever? Anyway
- We've drank delicious things that he doesn't like
but I had three eggs today.
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