[MUSIC - JADED, "PANCAKE"]
Hey.
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for exceptional things in the food world will help make our
and your life that little bit better,
between stitching each other up and all the innuendos.
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But we give them limited air time.
And we make sure all of our ideas
start with a suggestion from you.
I'm gooey in the middle, baby.
Let me bake.
Well, hello.
Welcome to FridgeCam.
This is Mike, and I'm Ben.
And today, one of the four of us has to buy everyone else lunch.
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Did you walk around with a blindfold on just ask people
to give you scraps off the floor?
I can't work out who's a bigger melt, you or your ice cream.
Welcome to another Sorted Street Food Face-Off.
Today we're at Mercato Metropolitano, a sustainable
community market in central London,
just south of the river, in a place
called Elephant and Castle.
And today, Baz and I are in charge of lunch.
Here's how this is going to work.
We're each going to get a 30-pound spend limit
where we have to buy lunch for the remaining three.
The three will eat the food, they'll judge the choices,
and then reveal how much they would pay for each lunch.
The person with the highest collective total
will bask in the glory of victory.
And the person with the lowest total,
well, they're going to have to send everyone
their money back using the PayPal app, because lunch
is going to be on them.
I've got one choice already made.
It's for Mike.
I spotted it, and I want to get there quickly before Baz does.
MIke's been to Berlin and bangs on about how
amazing pork knuckles are.
So I have to get him the pork knuckle.
Ebbers-- ramen bowl.
Done.
I'm trying to work out what Baz would prefer-- fresh pasta,
or is he going to prefer, like, spanking fresh mozzarella?
If I tell him it's limited edition mozzarella,
do you think he'll pay through the nose for it?
This puts me massively under budget.
So I'm wondering if I can get Baz something else as well.
OK.
A very nice lady, who I now hate,
has just told me the pork knuckles aren't going
to be ready for another hour.
We're going to have to find Mike something else.
I've come to this place that does handmade barbecue kebabs.
And I'm going to get him a platter for one.
Oh, yeah!
This is about making great food choices.
Baz doesn't stand a chance.
Why are you laughing?
Because I want to know who's that is.
[LAUGHTER]
Mike, for you, I have a Turkish barbecue meze platter.
It contains all protein.
Oh, that's really good for my massive muscles.
Ebbers, I couldn't pass a ramen stand
without getting you their special ramen.
Baz, I got this incredible Buffalo mozzarella ball cone.
So what the hell is that?
This, I thought, would be a special treat for all three
of you--
pistachio for Ben, chocolate for Mike,
and for you, milk, eggs, and sugar,
which is their own recipe, which is supposed to be amazing.
Please eat.
It's really, really juicy.
It smells good.
It's fantastic.
We've had some damn good ramen in our time.
And this is up there.
Look at the shine.
The gloss on that is just--
Aw, that is really, really, really good.
Can I start on these babies?
Yeah, please.
I've never had it served [INAUDIBLE] in a--
In a cone?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Mate, strong work.
And it was going so well.
Aw, that is amazing though.
That's just custard ice cream.
Yeah.
Oh, mate, that is amazing.
Beat that.
[THUNDER]
OK.
So I'm going to start with Ebbers.
And I think I'm going to spend most of my money on him.
And I'll explain why.
Cheeses-- he understands and respects
what loving care has to go into cheese,
and, therefore, what value they are as well.
I think I'm going to spend 15 pounds on Ben.
Is that too much?
It's half my budget.
Yeah.
Here.
I'm going here.
I've managed to get some wine thrown in for my 15 pounds.
[LAUGHS] I've won.
The tricky thing is, that was the easy one.
I knew I was going to get Ben wine and cheese.
The others, I'm really struggling with.
What does Jamie care about?
Premium chorizo, spicy chorizo, steak with chips.
If Baz doesn't get that for me, pointless.
I'm really struggling.
Stop filming me struggling!
Come back to me when I know what I'm doing!
Cut for a bit.
Leave it for a bit.
Let me work this out.
Hiya.
Oh, yes, please.
That's really good value.
[INAUDIBLE] That should be 12 quid in a restaurant.
Mike appreciates two things.
One, he likes to learn and discover new things in food.
Two, he bloody loves chicken.
I'm getting a lot for 10 pounds.
I'm feeling so confident.
2.50 to spare.
Nailed it.
So yeah, Jamie, we're going to start with you.
Yeah.
And I hadn't really appreciated the fact
that you didn't get lunch in the last round, did you?
No, because I bought you lunch.
Let's just skip to the good bit.
[INAUDIBLE] dessert.
(LAUGHING) He got you sweet stuff as well.
It's a plate of chocolate, mate.
I mean, what is there not love about that?
Ebbers, for you, I've got a proper treat.
A selection--
We have both done well.
--of cheese.
That has [INAUDIBLE] pecorino and unbelievable [INAUDIBLE]..
They're paired with--
What?
An unbelievable what?
Huh?
An unbelievable what?
I'm not very good at the--
I remember it was--
[INAUDIBLE] mumble it.
I panicked.
Let me get this straight--
three meats, three cheeses, three wines, two breads.
You've done well.
What's the bread?
Sourdough and delicious bread.
Now--
Yes.
--either the tea's for me or this is for me.
They're both for you.
Oh, yeah!
Wow.
This is arepas.
I had a Moroccan mint tea when I had really violent diarrhea
when I went to Marrakesh.
[LAUGHTER]
So this will bring back plenty of memories for me.
All of those explosive times.
Oh, no!
I mean, look how rich that chocolate torte looks.
Oh, wow.
Yeah?
That is decent torte.
Also, help yourself to shot of chocolate.
Eat that.
Eat the whole thing.
Yeah, well done.
Well done.
And you can still eat it.
[LAUGHS] Yes.
Well done.
It's so chocolatey.
All right, Ebbers.
Eat your meat.
The thing about an arrangement like this
is, you just keep going back and keep picking at it.
You have tickled my happy place.
Great.
You've very delicately caressed his happy place.
And I hope you're proud of yourself.
Well, leave it there, because I'm going to eat mine now.
It's really crispy on the bottom,
and then it's still really fluffy on the inside.
It's amazing.
You get the best of all the textures.
Much like the ramen, I keep going back to this.
I keep wanting a little bit more.
Pick again.
Have a sip.
Pick again.
Have a sip.
No, Ebbers, you're going to be anyone's
by the end of those wines.
OK, boys.
Judgment time.
Phones out.
Mike, I need you to send me how much you
think your Turkish kebab Platter and chocolate gelato was worth.
[INAUDIBLE]
Hm.
OK.
Sent.
[PHONE CHIMES]
And just like that, you've got my money.
Oh.
That's fine.
We can live with that.
That's all right.
Ebbers?
Ebbers.
I'm going to give you that much.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Ooh.
I don't like his smugness.
Barry Taylor.
Yeah, man?
How much do you think it was worth?
OK.
We're all settled up.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Are you having a laugh?
Sorry, what do you mean?
Really?
What?
All right.
Sorry, I got mozzarella balls and some burnt bread.
Oh, it's so [INAUDIBLE].
Right.
OK.
My Turn.
And we come back to you, [INAUDIBLE]..
OK.
That'll do.
I'm going to send that to you now.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Oh, come off it, mate.
I'm going to give you that.
[PHONE CHIMES]
OK.
Fair?
Yeah, I'd say fair.
[GRUNTS]
This is such a good game.
I am sending that to you now.
[PHONE CHIMES]
Thank you.
What?
You idiot!
You've gone too high!
I obviously tickled the right spot.
You obviously did tickle the right spot with me!
You're paying him for the food, not for being tickled!
[LAUGHTER]
So we're looking for highest total, yeah?
Yeah, highest total.
Highest total.
Highest total wins.
Right.
Who's going to first?
26 pounds, 20 pence.
Ooh, a little under.
That's not anywhere near 10 pounds [INAUDIBLE]..
35 pounds--
Oh!
What?
--65 pence.
What did you two do?
I have to to be honest.
Most that was probably my fault. I liked the wine!
He's made money!
How is that possible?
[LAUGHS]
Are you gonna settle up?
Send it over.
Done.
[PHONE CHIMES]
I never want to play this game again.
Great.
That was an excellent game.
Good game.
Well done.
Barry, you won in terms of that.
But I think we won.
I didn't even get lunch!
This is the worst game ever!
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What won it?
It was the wine, wasn't it really?
They were great.
They were free.
They were just tasters.
I went, I'm looking to buy a bottle.
[LAUGHTER]