- [Everybody] Who we introducing?
- This my friend Alicia and I don't wanna make her cry.
- But don't she got the same hair as DC Young Fly?
(crowd laughs)
- [Everybody] At the family reunion.
Who we introducing?
- We are not related,
I don't know where he lives.
- But I know DC sister
and she know why my feet so big.
- [Everybody] At the family reunion.
Who we introducing?
- This my cousin, Whitney,
and she single as can be.
Her last (beep) left cause she got a chest just like DC.
- [Everybody] At the family reunion.
Who we introducing?
- Your answer is Wildin' Out cast members'
childhood nicknames.
(buzzer)
- What is DC Young Fly? Ugly ass lil boy.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
Ugly ass lil boy.
(crowd cheers)
- [Everybody] Ugly ass lil boy. Ugly ass lil boy.
Ugly ass lil boy.
- DC's laugh sounds like.
(buzzer)
- What is when you stub your pinky toe
on the edge of the table?
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
(buzzer)
- What is when you getting a whooping
and they hit that spot that you can't reach.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
(buzzer)
- What is the lion king, Mufasa.
Say it again. Ah!
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Oh Okay. Okay.
(buzzer)
- What is, when the police get behind you,
and you know you got everything in your car. Ah!
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- The scene is an extinction level event.
(crowd cheers)
- This is what my vagina felt like
after DC Young Fly hit it.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- And the award goes to DC Young Fly.
Make some noise for DC Young Fly.
(crowd cheers)
- [Everybody] Ugly ass lil boy. Ugly ass lil boy.
Ugly ass lil boy.
- Silence my minions!
(crowd laughs)
- You mother (bleep).
- Ah!
Man...
Man (bleep) all that, why your ass look like
Deebo from Friday? Stupid ass boy.
Ugly ass lil boy. Your head got gravity boy.
Ugly ass boy.
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- [Everybody] Ugly ass lil boy!
Ugly ass lil boy! Ugly ass lil boy!
- New Jersey, turn up.
- [Everybody] Turn up for what?
- Turn up, twin brother.
(crowd laughs)
- Wild n Out brought me back
and flew me first class with my service animal.
(crowd cheers)
(hip-hop drum plays)
(bell dings)
- Man. Oh my God.
Y'all are not gonna believe who is in the building tonight.
A household name, started so many fights,
broke up so many families like, oh, Eman.
Take it away, man.
- Guys, Awe. This is great.
Make some noise for your favorite UNO card.
The wild 'draw four'.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
Oh my God, give me six.
Draw two after that. Draw four.
- Wild out.
(crowd cheers)
- Now god damn it, DC Young Fly I'ma take
your microphone, you keep talking (beep) up here.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- I want DC.
- No, I want DC.
(bell dings)
- Your topic is nostalgia.
- [Everybody] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it.
- Aye yo my (beep),
I smoke you like (beep),
I play with your (beep) like a (beep) Nintendo.
- Oh, my Nintendo.
Hold up. No, Styler.
Why your ass built like a (beep) rottweiler?
- Oh God damn, this was a turn,
(beep) it this (beep) look like
a (beep) earthworm, yo.
- I look like a earthworm?
Boy, please stop. If you don't get your
(woof, woof, woof)
looking ass up out of here.
- This boy over here think he live a thug life.
Why you look like one of them (beep) off A Bug's Life?
(crowd cheers)
- Hold up, Bug's Life.
Hold up! (indistinct)
Boy your lil ass head. Boy you better not be.
Boy don't do that.
(crowd cheers)
Don't do that!
- [Cast member] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it
- Pick up and kill it, you probably could beat me,
But since it's Atlanta, sound like DC.
- Ah! (bleep) you mean boy?
Ugly ass boy. Ugly ass boy.
Get yo ass up here boy. Ah!
(bleep) you mean?
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
(unintelligible)
- You know I'm a gentleman, lesbians first, man.
- If I'm a lesbian,
boy yo ass up here built like a auntie
Ugly ass boy, (beep) outta here.
With no kids, ugly ass boy.
- Hey, do me a favor, go like this again.
And then stop.
Don't he look like a city trans mannequin.
If you don't get yo three-four
(crowd cheers)
- Okay, hold up.
Boy,(beep) all of that,
boy I bet your glucose levels high as hell.
Ugly ass boy.
- Aye aye aye aye aye listen, man.
I saw that movie 'How High'
and what I want to know is how high was the (beep)
that gave you that role?
Your acting in that movie was very, um...
- Let me tell you something-
- Was very um...
- Shaky, shaky.
- Exactly.
(crowd cheers)
- Okay, okay, okay.
(beep) I know you ain't talking
(bleep) that, your weave been blasted all day.
(crowd cheers)
- You,
out!
(crowd cheers)
- All right. Hey. Hey Nick.
I couldn't come up with any jokes for this game.
So actually, DC wrote me some jokes.
(crowd laughs)
- She spit
(bell dings)
- Ah!
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- Turn me up in the headphones you lil stupid ass boy.
I'm tell you one thing.
I'm make it real clear, boy.
You don't know who I am,
you better bring that ass here, boy.
Leader of the lead school, so I'm on the best side.
Make some noise if you repping that West Side.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Do the DC Fly.
- Ah!
(crowd cheers)
- Ah!
(bell dings)
- Ah!
- Come here, DC.
- What the hell you want with me for, man?
- I got a couple bars let me spit 'em out.
Jordan, you a gymnast, but I'm the one that's flippin' out.
And DC, you really bummy. It's true.
How does it feel that homeless people
give money to you?
(bell dings)
- All right, all right, that was cool.
Cause I take the money.
Okay. My bad.
Nicholas Cannon, cool.
Now look, you couldn't do it.
So you brought your trick trick trick.
And when you move your whole outfit be like
(swish, swish, swish)
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- [Everybody] His whole outfit go swish, swish, swish.
When he move his whole outfit go swish, swish, swish.
- Yo, DC made fun out my outfit.
He said it goes, swish, swish, swish. And it tricks.
But I can tell you I can go swish, swish, swish
in your (bleep) cause I, keep it going
get it cracking a lot.
And matter of fact, we does this, we packing a lot.
Cause this team winning, this something we does that
your whole squad look like mother (beep) rugrats.
(indistinct)
This (beep) right here look like the dude who like
'aye girl, where my hug at?'
(bell dings)
- Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
So I'ma say this fast. I'ma say this quick.
Everybody know that I came to play, I'm slick.
But I'm gonna tell you like this, DC Young Fly,
Fly's your right name, cause you attracted to (beep).
(bell dings)
- DC,
no Fly.
You look like...
- A snow fry.
- Thank-you.
- Uh-huh.
- Moving wrong, going on and on.
I do this by the hour.
Matter of fact, you know, Nick Cannon got the power.
And you know you could be DC Young Flyer
if you get a comb,
it look like the (beep) just came out the dryer.
The lint, the lint, the lint.
The lil (beep) in the dryer.
Wait, wait, wait.
DC, DC. Why you come at me?
You supposed to be my lil brother, man.
How you gonna flee?
And then try to run off like you is a ski.
Don't this (beep) hair look like some regular weed?
- You talk about my hair, hold up.
You built like a nasty fruit roll up.
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- Fruit roll up. Dog, you don't want it.
This chain so small.
Ain't it supposed to have candy on it?
(bell dings)
(crosstalk)
- You up here looking like a lesbian bug.
And DC, you know I got amazing skill.
You the last roach standing that the raid couldn't kill.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
And DC, I don't even know why you came.
You look like a offspring of a water bug and Lil Wayne.
(bell dings)
- And you
- Pez
- Whatever's on your face
can easily be erased with a wipe.
You look like you was born in an exhausts pipe.
(bell dings)
(everyone laughing)
- Wait, wait a minute.
- [Everybody] Wild-style
- My music's top ten, and I just got me a Cole feature.
DC, not getting a verse and Nick Cannon and you either.
(crowd awes)
(bell dings)
- Having fun on this beat?
I don't like none of the shoes
that's on any of y'all mother (bleep) feet
- [Everyone] Wild-style, wild-style
- He going crazy.
Yo he can't get a feature from that (bleep) Moray
DC What you gotta say?
He think your (bleep) is way play
and I'ma tell you like this. I'm a juicer.
Matter of fact, you need to get in the gym like you used to.
- Okay.
(bell dings)
- Let's switch it up. Let's switch it up.
- Hey - Here we go.
Come here DC lets go - Carolina let's go.
- You never had a (bleep) like me singing in the Wild Style.
And if he did it weren't no good It just got upgraded now.
DC you think you funny you just 'ah!' all day.
Excuse me, watch out. You in a real (bleep) way.
(crowd cheers)
- [Cast members] You in a real (mumble) way.
- Watch out.
- [Everyone] You in a real (mumble) way.
Watch out. You in a real (mumble) way.
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- [Cast members] You in a real (mumble) way.
- DC, you aint something insane
You look like a pubic hair that got stuck in the drain.
- [Cast member] Ooh, Talk to him.
- Hold up hold up, hold up.
Don't do that, stop.
You got to stop that stop that (bleep).
(bleep) Talking to me.
All them bars You just spit was whack though.
Nick what's up, my (bleep)?
You had all these white folks.
I thought this was a black show
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- DC.
DC's so mad boy, take a vacation.
This is season 15, gentrification.
- [Cast member] There it is.
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up, Mac
- We love white people.
- I know you ain't talking.
Let's go ahead and set this thing clear.
(bleep) yo ass got fired,
What the (bleep) are you doing here?
- Okay. All right.
Okay, okay.
You think I got fired, but that ain't legit.
Like Royce's barber I said I quit.
- Well,
he said he quit.
That sound kinda funny, the (bleep) back
I guess he needed more money.
(crowd cheering)
(bell dings)
Okay, one more, one more
one more, one more, okay
one more, all right.
You say...
- Ah!
- Ding ding ding, ding ding
- No no no no no
- You say, you say I need money, Maybe that's true.
But at least I didn't do 'How High 2'.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Ding ding
- Why you talking about my white brother getting fired?
Yeah It's something we could tell,
He got fired from Wildin' Out.
Ain't as bad as getting fired from TRL.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Wait a minute
- DC I don't mean to be mean
but you look like the richest roach a (bleep) ever seen.
And uh, before you speak,
your breath is too strong.
You just look like Chris Tucker got left
in the dryer too long.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- All right, I'll talk to him.
DC You know, I wanna kick it.
Yo ugly ass look like a deep fried cricket.
- Cut the beat.
(air horns)
(crowd cheers)
You, don't ever say nothing about me.
I should get off.
Up here looking like a gangster bottle of Pepto Bismol.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Well DC, We know you get girls,
but they only the slutty kind.
That's why I never hit you with the Dutty Wine.
You know Justina V, I am no liar.
You out here burning (bleep) so they screaming Mo fire.
- Ooh
- Mo fire
- Aye yo DC, We're Gonna make a toast to your career son.
Right? But I'm from B-more,
and I know a (bleep) roach when I see one.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Unlike Mo, you can never be better than me.
How you a drug dealer only carry regular weed?
And DC, you don't want no smoke.
How you got a pencil (bleep) and can't write good jokes?
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- DC, everything you say intend to be a bore,
with all that denim on
you look like you going to the millennium tour.
- Okay, Okay. Okay
- I'm Justina Valentine okay?
- Okay
- It's Brooke and Justina, y'all are just passengers
we come through its Valentine's day massacre.
DC, why you screaming 'thug life'?
You look like the main character from A Bug's Life.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- DC, the truth is I think that you a bitch
Atlanta, don't he look like a alien from Lilo and Stitch
(crowd cheers)
I'm out here, and one more thing
Cause of Nick I'm getting bread
and you look just like a farmer,
cause you only deal with chicken heads
- Hold up that was kinda funny, I cracked a smile.
But if you take off your hat, you look just like Oscar Proud
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
Hold on, you thought that was going be the thing,
but in the face, you looked like one of them hyenas
off of Lion King.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
(air horns)
- I don't give a (bleep) what nobody say.
I'm still (bleep) up this girl braids
- Talking about her braids, that joke wasn't that good
Why it look like your arms built like two broken backwoods?
- (Everybody) Ooooooh