>> James: THANKS FOR BEING HERE, GENTLEMEN.
IT'S LOVELY TO SEE YOU. YOU AND REG ARE VERY GOOD
FRIENDS, NICK. DID YOU KNOW THAT REGGIE USED
YOU AS AN EXCUSE WHEN HE WAS LATE TO A TAPING OF THE SHOW?
HE WALKED IN WHEN WE'D ALREADY STARTED AND HE SAID HE WAS
HELPING YOU GET A TATTOO, WHICH MADE HIM LATE.
IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THIS? >> WELL, JAMES, I DO WATCH THE
SHOW. I'M NOT SURE IF YOU DO, BUT I
SAW THAT. >> James: NEVER SEE IT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> AND, LISTEN, I RAN INTO HIM
LIKE YOU ALWAYS RUN INTO REGGIE, ALWAYS DOES.
>> James: HE'S RARELY IN BR BRENTWOOD.
( LAUGHTER ) >> I SAID, I'M GETTING A TATTOO,
STOP BY. HE SAID, I'M GOING REGGIE STUFF.
I'LL STOP BY. HE CAME BY QUICK.
THEN HE SAID, GOT TO GO. THEY WERE CLEANING OFF THE
TATTOO. HE SAID, I'M GOING TO BE LATE.
I SAID, I'LL BE THE DOG WHO ATE YOUR HOMEWORK.
THROW ME UNDER THE BUS. WE ALL KNOW REGGIE IS AFRAID OF
BUSES AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM UNDER A BUS.
>> James: NO. NOW, YOU'VE GOT SOME TATTOOS.
>> I DO. >> James: ON ONE OF YOUR
SHOULDERS, YOU HAVE A TATTOO. ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW US?
>> I DO. >> James: SHOW US.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO! >> James: IT'S THE MACHO MAN,
RANDY SAVAGE. >> DO YOU SEE IT?
>> James: YEAH! GO ON, GIVE US YOURS.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DID A MOVIE WITH HIM READY TO RUMBLE AND GOT
TO WORK WITH HIM. >> James: WHAT WAS HE LIKE?
INCREDIBLE. THE FIRST TIME HE TALKED, HE
TALKED LIKE THAT, AND I SAID, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
HE GOES, UH -- ( IMITATING )
HE SAID, I LIVE IN TAMPA. >> James: HE SAID, OH, YEAH, I
LIVE IN TAMPA! >> I THINK I RAN INTO HULK HOGAN
OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: WHEN HE TALKS, HE STILL SAYS, OH, YEAH!
>> HE DOES. WHAT IF YOU ASK HIM A
QUESTION THAT'S A NO ANSWER? HE SAYS, OH, YEAH?
>> James: I THINK HE GOES, OH, YEAH, NO!
>> I DON'T KNOW IF MACHO MAN'S EVER SAID NO.
>> HE MIGHT SAY PSYCH. >> James: YEAH, PSYCH!
I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU BEING INTO WRESTLING.
>> I REMEMBER I HAD FRIENDS WHO WRESTLED IN HIGH SCHOOL WHICH
WERE THE WORST PEOPLE I'D EVER MET.
IT'S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO BREAK YOUR ARM IN EIGHT SPOTS AND THEN
PUT PRESSURE HERE THAT WILL CHANGE OUR LIFE FOR A WEEK OR
TWO. >> James: YEAH, WE DIDN'T HAVE
WRESTLING IN SCHOOL, BUT WE HAD THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE OBSESSED
WITH DOING THAT WITH THEIR HANDS.
I. >> I'VE BEEN WRESTLING MY WHOLE
LIFE WITH BEING MY AUTHENTIC SELF.
( LAUGHTER ) >> ME, TOO!
IT'S NOT EASY. ( APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I MEAN, I THINK WE
ALL ARE, REALLY. >> YEAH, AND SOMETIMES IT FEELS
LIKE I'M ALONE BUT THEN I COME ON A SHOW LIKE THIS AND I SEE
THAT I'M NOT. ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: THEN THAT'S HOW I FEEL, AND ACTUALLY I REALIZE THE
NOISE OF IT IS ACTUALLY JUST COMPOUNDING IT.
>> YEAH, AND YOU WANT TO RUN. YOU CAN'T HIDE, YOU CAN'T RUN.
>> COME ON, GUYS, COME ON. >> James: WE'VE ACTUALLY GOT A
CLIP OF YOU IN THE RING. >> YEAH.
I ACTUALLY AM A WRESTLER, PROFESSIONAL, WORLD CHAMPION.
THE HARI KURANA. THIS IS THE FIRST WRESTLING IN
MINNEAPOLIS. >> James: BANG!
YEAH. ( APPLAUSE )
I LEARNED THAT IN MEXICO. >> James: JUST WHEN I WATCH
THIS, I THINK IT'S SO DANGEROUS. YOU DID HAVE A TERRIBLE
ACCIDENT, RIGHT. >> I DID HAVE A TERRIBLE
ACCIDENT. I HAD SOMETHING CALLED A DEATH
MATCH, AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BY THE NAME THAT IT'S PRETTY
DANGEROUS, BUT I GOT STABBED IN THE NECK WITH A LIGHT TUBE.
>> James: NO! YEAH.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DID A DOCUMENTARY CALLED
"YOU CANNOT KILL DAVID ARQUETTE" BECAUSE I DIDN'T DIE.
I MEAN, IF I DID DIE, IT WOULD HAVE A DIFFERENT TITLE.
>> James: THIS WAS GLASS AND JUST SPLIT THROUGH YOUR NECK?
>> I PULLED HIS LEGS WHEN I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO, I WAS
GETTING UPSET. A LONG STORY.
IT HIT ME IN THE NECK AND I THOUGHT, I'M GOING.
YOUR LIFE DOES FLASH BEFORE YOUR EYES.
IT'S NOT AS SCARY AS YOU THINK. IT'S JUST OVER.
LIKE, OKAY, THIS IS IT, YOU KNOW.
THAT SUCKED. ( LAUGHTER )
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE LAST THOUGHTS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: COMFORTING TO KNOW.
NOW, WE HAVE CHILDREN SIMILAR ALIEN.
>> YEAH. >> James: HOWLED IS YOUR SON.
EIGHT. >> James: MY SON IS A LITTLE
OLDER. IS HE BACK TO SCHOOL IN PERSON
NOW? HOW IS THAT?
>> YEAH, HE'S BACK IN SCHOOL AND THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS WHOLE
PANDEMIC WAS -- YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A KID,
EVERYONE'S LIKE, HEY, WATCH AS MANY MOVIES AS YOU CAN BEFORE
YOU HAVE THE KID AND WHATEVER. BUT NO ONE SAYS, HEY, EVENTUALLY
YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET A TON OF ADULTS YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE MET
BEFORE EXCEPT YOU HAD SEX ROUGHLY AROUND THE SAME TIME.
>> James: YES. AND THAT'S YOUR ONLY SIMILAR
LATER. >> JANUARY 2012?
YEAH. >> James: WANT TO COME TO A
BARBECUE? AND YOU'RE LIKE, NO.
NO, YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH. >> BUT YOU END UP AT THE
BARBECUE AND SOMEONE'S LIKE, NICK, COME OVER HERE AND MEET
LISA'S HUSBAND JEFF. HOW DOES HE SPELL IT?
BECAUSE IF IT'S GEOFF, I DON'T WANT TO MEET HIM.
>> THERE ARE GREAT GEOFFs. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER GEOFF IN
MY LIFE. I WON'T PUT HIM IN MY PHONE, IT
WILL SAY "MAYBE GEOFF." MAYBE NOT.
>> James: ARE YOUR CHILDREN AWARE OF WHAT A BIG DEAL THE
MOVIES ARE. >> THEY LIKE SEEING THE POSTER.
MY SON SAID YOU SHOULD GO UP AND TELL THEM YOU'RE IN THE MOVIE.
I SAID, YOU DON'T REALLY DO THAT.
>> James: IT'S BEEN SUCH A GIGANTIC HIT.
HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU HEAR THE RESPONSES?
ARE YOU ENJOYING THE RIDE OF IT BEING SO WELL RECEIVED.
>> I PREFER THE FILMS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY.
( LAUGHTER ) SOME OF MY FAVORITE FILMS I'VE
NEVER SEEN MYSELF. >> James: YOUR FAVORITE FILMS
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN. >> YEAH, MY PERFORMANCES.
LIKE JAWS. >> James: INDIANA JONES.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT "SCREAM" IN THEATERS NOW.
>> THERE ARE CERTAIN RULES TO SURVIVING.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TRUST THE
LOVE INTEREST. THEY SEEM SWEET, CARING,
SUPPORTIVE, THEN WELCOME TO ACT THREE WHERE THEY'RE TRYING TO
RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. RULE NUMBER TWO, THE KILLER'S
MOTIVE IS ALWAYS CONNECTED TO SOMETHING IN THE PAST.
RULE NUMBER THREE -- AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE -- THE
FIRST VICTIM ALWAYS HAS A FRIEND GROUP THAT THE KILLER IS A PART
OF. LOOK FOR THE KILLER THERE.
IF YOU CAN FIND OUT WHY THEY'RE DOING THIS, YOU CAN FIGURE OUT
WHO'S NEXT. >> James: STICK AROUND.
MORE OF THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK.