yep yep this this is all I do in my life
all I do is just say on the couch that's
all I do every day anything gonna happen
nope doesn't gonna happen I'm gonna sell
the couch for eternity oh boy I hear
dad's footsteps I wonder what's gonna
happen I wonder what's gonna happen I
wonder what's gonna happen jr. jr. jr.
what dad look what I found whoa what is
that
oh it's a thing called a laser pointer
laser pointer what's that
oh well laser pointer it's kind of like
you know you kind of like reflects a
laser or something so you can I point
out the walls or something you know all
right what does this thing do let's try
it out on Mythbusters doo doo doo doo
doo hmm what does this thing do Wow look
it's like a little laser this is pretty
cool I'm gonna go so it's to eat eggy
yes whoa when were you're hiding there
and I don't know I just have nothing to
do all the time what you got in your
hand
oh this that's just a nifty thing called
a laser pointer a laser pointer what
does that do well mister a geezer person
thing let me show you so you can
basically cast a laser on the wall you
see it's crazy yeah isn't it cool well I
guess it kind of is but Junior I'm
pretty sure we can shoot lasers out of
our wands you know realize that right
but I don't have a wand oh yeah that's
true yeah I think about it I even think
we can shoot lasers out of these is just
like super power stuff yeah that's
pretty cool
I know right what do you think we should
do with it I don't know you want to go
flash it in people's eyes uh yeah that's
on Sol it never say that again what all
right so what's our plan yeah we're
gonna blind someone with your laser
pointer good idea but
- Oh Roy would work but Roy but I'm kind
of scared of Roy why well you know he
kind of looks like big and tough and
stuff and jr. I hope you don't realize
that just because he had like big arms
and stuff doesn't mean he's strong you'd
probably be on like steroids or
something we should go in for the go
going for the go didn't say that right
okay
where do I be anyway so hard finally
long day I've got my friend goals I'm
ready to chow down all right we're going
in all right on the count of three
you're gonna say hey Roy and then he's
gonna look over be like oh what they're
gonna shoot all these words hi all right
I gotcha
three two one oh my god oh my god some
critical hey Roy what oh my god well we
got him yeah but is he okay why would
you do that to me junior
I'm sorry Roy I wasn't doing is a
harmless prank
you know it was mostly Iggy's you know
what I don't even care I'm gonna come
after you oh no good you jr. oh my good
you I can't see anything I can't see I
can't see what is he okay I don't know
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oh crap
what I think he's out called jr. out
cold
what does that mean jr. that means he's
not out get off me eggy what you mean -
think he's knocked out yeah that's what
I just said Dumbo oh well what should we
do
we got item of course we're uh in a
closet alright jr. you so Roy - me well
I'm trying to find a hiding spot in
there okay alright
Oh God oh my god did I kill him oh my
god oh my god Oh No thank you very much
where to hide where died I don't know
well I can't really see him so I've got
enough I don't care
let's eat some cereal
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yeah cereal I can't wait a it's a Dokdo
recipes holy Obama is that Cocoa
Krispies you bet it is couple
Christmases the color cereal no we're
not sponsored yes oh yeah jr. where's
Roy I need him for something
Roy I don't know okay see ya
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yeah thank God we didn't get got it he
be quiet wait a minute didn't get caught
for what nothing
yeah it was nothing Junior if you know
where Roy is tell me right now or else
I'm gonna cut off your hair don't tell
him please don't cut off my hair okay
okay that okay okay okay he's in he's in
a hotel him he's in the upstairs the
bedroom in the closet
why would you tell him what do you be
doing in a closet everyone knows all
right I'm gonna go find him Junior what
the Frick doodle what why would you tell
him where Y is well what do you mean I
just have to be honest sometimes but
yeah but he's out cold
this isn't good time to be honest Junior
oh crap so Junior
why is he unconscious what I don't know
Junior are not playing tell me what
happened okay okay fine dad so we were
playing with that laser pointer and I
think the laser pointer in his eye and
he became blind he ran into the wall and
I oh he's knocked out or something
I'm sorry dad oh my god it's on the
instructions not the pointed at
someone's eyes you didn't read the
instructions
who does yeah true but it's doing the
instructions though but no he's been
taken to the hospital
it's gonna be expensive get in the car
and I'm taking that laser pointer let's
go Iggy all right guys we got Roy's
vision back now did you learn your
lesson
yo jewel in your frickin lesson yes I
did dad Roy I'm really started from
Flushing and that thing in your eyes I
know I shouldn't have but I'm still his
idea wait
oh crap by the way Roy this is yours
thanks dad are you ready yeah dad aren't
you gonna do anything no but isn't this
kind of like child abuse you know we
could get you monetize who even cares
all right dad I taught him a lesson
oh my god I have this laser pointer now
it cast lasers and stuff
I want to go point this at the sky yeah
be supercool Oh cause like a flare or
something like I don't know boy at the
sky
Oh Roy you do know that's illegal right
oh it's gonna be so fun
well my kids will never learn but I will
shut up
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