I always put my napkin on my lap.
I sit down, boom. On my lap.
This is a great dinner, Mrs. Hill.
Well, we have your mother to thank for that.
She recommended that I
stir the macaroni with a spoon.
No more burned hands, Hank.
And the steak tastes so ...
clean.
Well, that's the propane, Connie.
You see, it's a much
smoother grill than charcoal.
and at a fraction of the cost.
You know what I've always wondered?
Propane is called liquid petroleum.
But isn't it a gas, Mr. Hill?
Please, Connie, call me Hank.
And my dad just crawled
out the window and never paid.
So, this is gossip.
Well, it's pretty good.
If you're done, Mrs. Hill,
I'll take your plate in with mine.
And she has manners, too.
May I take those plates out of your way, sir?
And can I tempt you
with some toaster strudels?
Or are we watching our figures?
Just take the plates, Bobby.
Very good, sir.
This is nice.
Just the two of us.
The squeak of the gloves,
the lemony smell.
Oh, there's still a big
hunk of fat on this one.
Thanks.
I'm glad you're here.
We make a good team.
Well, let me hook you up
with some more suds.
♫ My name is— ♫
What?
♫ My name is— ♫
Who?
♫ My name is slicka-slicka Slim Shady. ♫
Extended club mix!
[Beatboxing]
♫ Uh-huh, break it down. Uh-huh ♫
♫ Hey, DJ, everybody is
a wick, wick, whack— ♫
Alright, kids. Lights out.
Good night, Mr. And Mrs. Hill.
It's pretty dark.
Are you scared?
It's not that dark in here.
Oh, but, sure.
I could be a little scared.
I could get my night light?
No.
That's okay, Bobby.
Good night.
I guess I'm tired, too.
Boy, I'm so tired.
I'd better hurry up and get to bed
before I fall asleep
right here at the table.
Ugh.
How many cows
do you people eat in a year?
Wait. We figured this out once.
Can I please be excused?
Uh ...
Well, sure.
Me, too, please.
You rushed off before dessert,
and I took the liberty of snagging
us each a piece of Bundt cake.
I just brushed my teeth.
So did I.
If you just brushed your teeth,
then why are you going to eat bundt cake?
You're just gonna have to
brush your teeth again.
Why don't you ever think?
Connie, do you like your syrup
warm or cold?
Personally, I could go either way.
Can you bother someone else for five
minutes so I can go to the bathroom?
Yes.
Connie, honey.
It's past 8:00 already.
Um ...
I do not know what she's
doing in there for so long.
I think she's taking a Bobby break.
Hank, you're going to have
to take Connie to school, honey.
Bobby and I are late already.
And there are no substitute teachers
for substitute teachers who are late.
Is Mrs. Hill home?
No. She left for school already.
I—
I'm just ...
I'm sorry?
Um, it's just I ...
And I—
Huh?
"Mr. Hill, I just got my first period."
Ahh!