>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
HONESTLY, THE TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIBLE.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS >> James: WELL, THAT IS A
RELIEF.
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?
>> I'M ON A BUDGET RIGHT NOW.
>> James: GREAT, YOU'RE ON THE UBER POOL.
>> I'M ON THE UBER POOL.
>> James: WOULD IT BE GREAT IF THERE WAS A CARPOOL KARAOKE
BUTTON ON UBER AND YOU COULD POOL WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO
WANTED TO SING SONGS?
>> NO YOU WANT TO START THAT BUSINESS?
>> James: (
MILLION.
(
LISTEN TO SOME MIX.
WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT.
SHOULD WE SEE WHAT IS ON THE RADIO.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT EF WE'VE GOT.
♪ DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG
♪ DRIFTING THOUGHT THE WIND WANTING TO START AGAIN
♪ DO YOU EVER FEEL, FEEL SO PAPER THIN
♪ LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS ONE BLOW FROM CAVING IN
♪ DO YOU EVER FEEL ALREADY BURIED DEEP
♪ SIX FEET UNDER SCREAM BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO HEAR
♪ A THING ♪ DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S STILL
A CHANCE FOR YOU ♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S A SPARK IN YOU
♪ YOU JUST GOT TO IGNITE THE LIGHT
♪ AND LET IT SHINE JUST OWN THE NIGHT
♪ LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY ♪ 'CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK
COME ON SHOW 'EM WHAT YOUR WORTH ♪ MAKE 'EM GO "OH, OH, OH!"
AS YOU SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY ♪ (
>> James: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE NEW HAIR?
BECAUSE I LOVE IT.
>> MY NEW HAIR.
THANK YOU.
>> James: I THINK IT'S A TRIUMPH.
>> I ACTUALLY WENT TO MY HAIRDRESSER, I PULLED OUT A
PICTURE OF YOU AND I SAID, "JAMES CORDEN, MY INSPO, MY
FASHION INSPO."
>> James: IS THERE ANY LOOKS IN YOUR PAST THAT YOU WOULDN'T
REVISIT?
>> I BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING HAVING A REASON AND A PURPOSE.
>> I MEAN DO YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE?
>> James: NO, BUT I.
>> THAT'S A HYPOTHETICAL, ITS' NOT A REALITY.
>> James: YOU DON'T NEED A TIME MACHINE TO GO OH I'M GOING
TO GO BACK TO PINK HAIR OR THIS HAIR.
>> NO, EVERYTHING, I BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING HAVING A REASON AND A
PURPOSE AND A DESTINY.
AND I HAD TO MAKE ALL THOSE MISTAKES TO GET TO THIS MISTAKE
RIGHT HERE.
♪ I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT THE TASTE OF HER
♪ CHERRY CHAP STICK I KISSED A GIRL JUST TO TRY IT
♪ I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT
♪ IT FELT SO WRONG IT FELT SO RIGHT
♪ DON'T MEAN I'M IN LOVE TONIGHT I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
♪ I LIKED IT THAT PLACE WHERE
ALL THE GAD THINGS ARE FACTS.
>> ALL OF THE TRUE.
>> James: ALL OF THE FACTS.
THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WHO SAY THAT THAT SONG
IS ABOUT SCARLET JOHANSON, IS THAT TRUE?
>> THAT SONG WAS KIND OF-- SHE IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY MUSES
INSPIRING IT.
BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT A GIRL THAT I MET WHEN I MOVED HERE AT
17.
>> James: AND HOW CHAPPED WERE HER LIPS?
>> I NEVER ACTUALLY GOT TO KISS HER.
I DIDN'T.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> I KISSED ANOTHER GIRL, OR A FEW.
>> James: THERE WAS A GIRL THAT YOU WROTE IT ABOUT HAS
NO CHAPPED LIPS.
SHE DIDN'T NEED THE CHAPSTICK.
>> SHE WAS THE MUSE.
>> James: JUST TO BE CLEAR, YOU HAVEN'T MADE OUT WITH
SCARLET JO HANSON.
>> NO, BUT I'M READY.
>> James: AND JUST TO BE CLEAR, NOR HAVE I.
>> YOU DON'T WANT TA RUMOR.
>> James: I HATE THAT RUMOR, OH, YOU AND SCARLET JOHANSON,
NO, IT'S NOT-- ME AND SCARLET JOHANSON HAVE NEVER KISSED AND
NOR HAVE YOU AND HER.
>> HONESTLY, WE HAVE TO PEOPLE NEED TO STOP TALKING SMACK ABOUT
YOU.
♪ I'M A FIVE-STAR MICHELIN ♪ A KOBE FLOWN IN
YOU WANT WHAT I'M COOKING, BOY WHAT AM I COOKING?
♪ UNDER CANDLE LIGHT WE CAN WINE AND DINE
♪ I'M ON THE MENU ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL THAT YOU WANT,
BOY ♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN HAVE, BOY
>> READY?
UH, UH.
LET'S GO TO IBIZA!
>> James: HERE WE GO!
>> ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL THAT YOU WANT, BOY
♪ ALL THAT YOU CAN HAVE, BOY GOT ME SPREAD LIKE A BUFFET
♪ BON A, BON APPÉTIT, BABY APPETITE FOR SEDUCTION
♪ FRESH OUT THE OVEN MELT IN YOUR MOUTH KIND OF
LOVIN' ♪ BON A, BON APPÉTIT, BABY
(
START PLAYING AROUND WITH YOUR LOOK AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
>> 13, SO MY MOTHER RAN AN ERRAND AND I GOT OUT A SAFETY
PIN AND A PIECE OF ICE.
AND I JUST STARTED KNOCKING AWAY AT MY NOSE LIKE A LIKE THE
FREQUENT THAT I AM.
>> James: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I'M A FREAK.
>> James: I WHAT I DID DO AT 13, I WORE MY SISTERS DUNGAREES,
OVERALLS WITH A T-SHIRT AND THEN ONE, ONE UNDO.
>> UNONE UNDONE.
>>.
>> OH, I DID THAT THE OTHER DAY.
>> James: BUT YOU COULD PULL IT OFF.
A CHUBBY 13 YEAR OLD MAN BABY.
>> LIKE A GROWN UP OSHKOSH BGOSH.
>> James: JAY, AND I WAS DOING ALL THIS, DOING ALL THE MOVES
THAT I THOUGHT WERE COOL AT THAT >> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DAB?
>> James: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE A DAD.
I'M SORRY.
>> James: YEAH, I'M A DAD.
ALL DADS KNOW HOW TO DAB.
IT'S DADS WHO KILLED THE DAB.
>> IT WAS DADS WHO KILLED THE DAB.
>> James: THEY REALLY DID.
100 PERCENT, DADS RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE.
>> WHAT?
>> James: DADS RUINED...
>> AH!
♪ SWISH, SWISH, BISH ANOTHER ONE IN THE BASKET
♪ CAN'T TOUCH THIS ANOTHER ONE IN THE CASKET
♪ YOUR GAME IS TIRED WAIT!
♪ YOU SHOULD RETIRE ♪ YOU'RE ABOUT CUTE AS
AN OLD COUPON EXPIRED ♪ AND KARMA'S NOT A LIAR
SHE KEEPS RECEIPTS ♪ SO KEEP CALM, HONEY, I'MA
STICK AROUND ♪ FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE, GET
USED TO IT ♪ FUNNY MY NAME KEEPS COMIN' OUT
YO MOUTH ♪ 'CAUSE I STAY WINNING
LAY 'EM UP LIKE ♪ SWISH, SWISH, BISH
ANOTHER ONE IN THE BASKET AND GO!
(
TO YOU ABOUT SOME FAMOUS BEEF.
BECAUSE THERE'S TAYLOR BEEF.
>> WELL, THERE IS...
>> James: THERE'S NO DENYING IT.
>> NO, NO, NO, FOR SURE.
THAT'S TRUE.
>> James: AND WHEN ARE WE GOING TO CLEAR IT UP?
>> THE SITUATION...
HONESTLY, IT'S REALLY, LIKE, SHE STARTED IT, AND IT'S TIME FOR
HER TO FINISH IT.
AND I TRIED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT AND SHE... SHE WOULDN'T SPEAK
TO ME.
BACKING DANGSERS THAT WHEN ON TOUR WITH HER TOUR, RIGHT.
THEY ASKED ME BEFORE THEY WENT ON TOURING IF THEY COULD GO.
I WAS LIKE YEAH, SURE, GET THE WORK, SHE'S GREAT ALL AND ALL
THAT.
BUT I WILL BE ON A RECORD CYCLE PROBABLY IN ABOUT A YEAR.
SO BE SURE TO PUT A 30 DAY CONTINGENCY IN YOUR CONTRACT SO
YOU CAN GET OUT IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ME WHEN I SAY I'M GOING
BACK ON.
>> James: SURE.
>> SO THAT YEAR CAME UP, RIGHT.
>> James: YEAH.
>> AND I TEXTED ALL OF THEM BECAUSE I'M VERY CLOSE WITH
THEM.
I SAID LOOK, JUST FYI, I'M ABOUT TO START.
I WANT TO PUT THE WORD OUT THERE.
THEY SAID OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO GO TALK TO MANAGEMENT ABOUT IT.
AND THEY DID.
AND THEY GOT FIRED.
AND I TRIED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT AND SHE WOULDN'T SPEAK TO ME.
>> James: YOU TRIED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT, YOU DID THE PHONE
CALL.
>> I DO THE RIGHT THING.
>> James: YOU DID THE PHONE CALL AND IT WAS A SHUTDOWN.
>> IT WAS A FULL SHUTDOWN AND THEN SHE WRITES A SONG ABOUT ME.
I'M LIKE OKAY, COOL, COOL, COOL, THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH
IT.
KARMA.
BUT, BUT, WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS I'M READY FOR THAT BS TO BE
DONE.
NOW.
THERE IS THE LAW OF CAUSE AND EFFECT.
YOU DO SOMETHING AND THERE IS GOING TO BE A REACTION.
AND TRUST ME, DADDY, THERE'S GOING TO BE A REACTION.
>> James: I FIND IT WEIRD WHEN YOU CALL ME DADDY, BUT GO ON.
>> NO, I >> NO, I MEAN, IT'S ALL ABOUT
KARMA, RIGHT?
>> James: I THINK WHAT YOU'RE SAYING NOW IS WE CAN DRAW A LINE
ON THIS BEEF.
CAN WE DRAW A LINE ON THE BEEF?
>> DO YOU KNOW THAT...
>> James: CAN WE TAKE THE BEEF OFF THE GRILL?
>> I THINK, PERSONALLY, THAT WOMEN TOGETHER, NOT DIVIDED, AND
NONE OF THIS PETTY (
>> James: SAY IT.
SAY IT, SISTER.
SAY IT.
>> WOMEN WILL HEAL THE WORLD.
>> James: SAY IT.
SHE SAID IT.
(
SO WOULD IT BE ENOUGH TO JUST RECEIVE A TEXT FROM TAYLOR SWIFT
THAT JUST SAID, "THE BEEF IS OFF THE GRILL"?
IF YOU RECEIVE THAT TEXT, WILL YOU THEN REMOVE THE BEEF FROM
THE GRILL?
AND THEN WE'RE ALL JUST GRILLING OTHER FOODS?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
100 PERCENT.
>> James: OKAY, I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU DO THAT.
♪ I'VE GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER, A FIGHTER
(
'CAUSE I AM THE CHAMPION ♪ AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
LOUDER, LOUDER THAN A LION ♪ 'CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION, AND
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR!
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH,
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR!
JUST LET IT SIMMER.
LET IT COOK.
>> James: TURN IT UP.
>> WE'RE ABOUT TO ROAR.
DON'T HOLD HER DOWN.
>> James: ROAR.
>> SHE'LL COME OUT RAGING.
>> James: ROAR.
>> BIGGER THAN BEFORE.
LET'S GO!
♪ I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER, A FIGHTER
♪ DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE 'CAUSE I AM THE CHAMPION,
♪ AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR!
(
HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
>> YOU ARE SO WELCOME.
>> James: I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
>> THIS HAS BEEN REALLY FUN.