♪ Milk and cereal ♪
♪ Cereal and milk ♪
♪ Cereal milk ♪
♪ Cereal and milk ♪
- That's when you're meant to go, ah.
You know you come in with the harmonies.
- Oh, you want me to come in, oh, okay.
Sorry I didn't know.
- Oh, that's all right.
(reggae music)
♪ Morning is here ♪
♪ It's time to eat breakfast cereal ♪
- Oh, thank god, I brought my spoon.
Ah, that's a, that's a, that's a pen.
But imagine it was a spoon.
That'd be great timing.
- [Both] The American cereal.
- Season one or two?
Yeah, I love both. - Yeah, I'm on,
I'm on season three now to be honest.
- Is season three good?
(reggae music)
- Oh, Fruit Loops.
How did we forget about these. - Fruit Loops.
- Oh, it's Fruit Loops.
I've never had Fruit Loops.
Fruit Loops Marshmallows.
- Oh, they're made by Kellogg's.
- Geeze that bird has a massive beak.
- It does. - Goodness.
- Whatever fruits your loops.
That's their tagline?
- These are the most unhealthy of all cereals.
- Oh, my god, it smells so sugary.
No don't eat it yet.
- They smell fruity though.
- They smell like a bag of Skittles though.
- Oh.
- Wow, so colorful.
- It is.
(cereal clinking)
♪ Into the bowl with the cereal ♪
♪ And it splashes ♪
- Shall I pour?
- Yes please.
- Well, I'll have, thank you.
- Is that enough for you?
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah but you can't really
get a good sense of it though, can you really.
♪ You're having fun 'cause it's in the morning time ♪
- Okay that's enough, thank you.
- I'm so happy.
- I'm, why are you happy?
I'm afraid I'm going to get a heart attack.
(cereal crunching)
(John moans)
- Well, it smells like perfume.
- Well, I know he likes it.
- I have had these once before.
- Like, you know that cheap Britney Spears perfume.
(Donal laughs)
- Oh, I really don't like them.
- Really?
- Oh, they're horrible.
- I'll be honest, I was expecting to hate this.
It's not bad.
- It's like someone poured lemonade into your cornflakes.
- Oh, it's toucan flavored. - You need to have,
- It's toucan flavored everyone.
- There you go.
- Tastes like bird.
- Are you getting ginger?
(Dermot laughs)
I'm getting a bit of ginger.
- We're gonna be hopping around for the rest of the day.
- Your teeth would be so sore after eating this.
- These are really tasty, but I would never,
I would never let a child eat these.
- You are like the bad guy in Tales of Unfortunate Events.
- All the dentists around the world are going, good, good.
- I'm already sugar crashing
and I haven't even finished the bowl.
- Your pee is gonna be like, rainbow colored.
- The game is funky, damn.
- Let's play the game, look at the game.
Look at the game. - We're not playing the game.
- No, we're not playing the game.
- We're gonna play the game.
Why aren't we playing the game?
- Come on Mom.
(reggae music)
- Read the box.
- Peanut Butter Crunch.
Oh, my god.
- Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch.
(Donal laughs)
- Cap'n Crunch. - Cap'n Crunch.
- Is Dermot in this video?
- Is Dermot in this shoot?
- E tu, Kelly.
- Yes, take that, you little scumbag.
- Hey Dermot, ha ha, yeah, go on.
Cut to him now, going oh, Jesus.
- It's my god damn birthday, by the way.
- Wow, that's, that's cold. - It's my god damn birthday.
- Are you ready for Cap'n Crunch?
It's gonna make you munch, munch, munch
I'm already getting giddy from the first one.
- Oh man you can just eat them
straight out of the box.
- Stop that!
- I can fucking smell them, I can smell them.
(laughing)
- Can you find these eight things
that do not belong in this scene?
- That's enough, that's enough.
- Gimme that peanut butter crunch,
he says it on the box, Dermot!
- Look at him there with the big mustache.
- Sure, aha.
- Gonna look like Cap'n Crunch.
Oh god.
These aren't just full on as the Fruit Loops.
- Yeah they're a little more subtle
they aren't just pure sugar.
- They're not that peanut buttery though.
- No.
- No, that's enough.
- It is the type of cereal that would hurt your teeth after.
- You're a putz of a man.
- Yeah these are much easier to eat than the Fruit Loops.
- So much better.
- You could give this to an adult and they'd be happy.
- Oh god damn it.
- I feel sick, woo, bring on the next one.
(reggae music)
(gasping)
(squeaking)
- Cap'n Crunch Sprinkled Donut Crunch,
you've redeemed yourself Kelly.
- You maniacs.
- Well slap my ass and take me to Blanchet's town
because baby the donuts have arrived.
- Man.
- Oh look at those motherfuckers.
- Oh. - Look at them!
- You may not have got us in the Krispy Kream video
but you made up for it with the cereal form of it.
- Does it smell great?
- Obviously this is terrible for us,
this is not a good thing to be eating,
but my god it smells good.
- It smells like a - lemme smell.
- Sweet store, it smells like a candy shop.
- They're little donuts.
- I wanna have some dry and then I'll have some wet.
- Oh I haven't tried to do that.
♪ Come with me and we'll be ♪
- This is Willy Wonka, this is like a Willy Wonka episode.
♪ World of pure imagine-- ♪
- It tastes like sprinkles.
- Three spoonfuls of this
and I think I've had enough.
- Oh my god they actually make me want to hurl.
- If you fucking poured a spoon sugar
on top of Rice Krispies,
you wouldn't even get close to this.
- This is the crunchiest shit I've ever had.
- Whoa that's sweet.
- I was instinctively about to pour more.
- Man. - Too much.
- You're not being OG.
- If we had that first,
I probably would've been all right with it.
It's so sweet.
- I think this is probably the best, but.
- Better than Fruit Loops?
- I do not want anymore,
do not, get it like donut, only do not.
(reggae music)
- Hey man you can't come in here--
- You put the healthy one last?
- You can't come in here with your sugar
and then give us some shit with fiber in it.
- That's a cereal, d'you know what I mean?
- Original Wheat Berry flakes.
- Oh I'm sorry did you think we were people who were dying?
Is that what happened?
- Well you know what I can get on board
just cause it's good for you,
I'd imagine. - Right.
- Since 1908, so the box
is from like a year later, is that it?
- Wait I already feel like a miserable child.
- I knew once I complained about the sugary cereal--
(laughing)
- Can we get the donuts back?
- Sugars, less than one gram.
- Is this fucking, is this a sham?
- You fucking with us Grace?
What is this? - Uncle Sam?
- This probably tastes fine
but if you're gonna give us all the other shit,
now I'm like this just tastes like dust.
- Hello, hello taste?
- You're digging it?
You're kinda digging it, aren't ya?
- Tastes like this.
(laughing)
- Same thing.
- I feel like our day's
just gotten a little bit more boring.
- This is the type of cereal we'd probably eat over here.
- Yeah, that's actually, yeah.
- But we just wanted the American crazy stuff.
- Still haven't spat it out by the way
if you're still watching, still in there,
mixed in with the cereal.
- You don't like it?
- No it's shit.
- You wouldn't be happy now,
you wouldn't have a pep in your step
in the morning after eating this.
- You know well as I do that tastes like piss.
- I was thinking that was good.
- It tastes like my grandma would make it.
- Thank god you finished that sentence.
- My peak was Cap'n Crunch Peanut butter,
which I'm shocked at
cause I'm not the biggest peanut butter lover.
- And I didn't like that one, the non-sugary one.
- I might be a cereal guy from now on,
like on of those cereal guys you know.
- Someone who'd kill for cereal?
- Yeah, yeah.
- A cereal killer if you will.
- Moral of the story, sugar kills, oh my god,
but do you know why, cause I'm dead inside.
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(laughing)