put it's Christmas and this is a
terrible Santa hat this is just like a
normal bobble hat in Santa colors the
only other thing that I have is for this
you know what I think this is fine yeah
Christmas is soon Christmas in literally
like four days I almost completely
forgot about it so here's the Christmas
video and today I'm going to be
answering the question on everyone's
lips a Christmas who killed Santa
apparently he died and we're gonna try
and find out who did this
thank you seven second riddles that's
right hold on I just realized how
ridiculous this looks can I at least
show a little bit of hair am i looking
good yet I'm not ever gonna look good in
this
Santa was looking forward to homemade
walnut cookies look at them delicious
look at him licking his lips it's kind
of freaky actually he had to eat them
outside
why because mrs. Claus was allergic to
all types of nuts mr. Claus you can't
just eat walnut cookies outside and this
solves the issue you're still gonna be
you're still gonna be briefing them on
her this is this Cod happen
look out poor face but when he looked
into his sack where is this going
he saw that all the cookies were gone
look what Santa got the suspects in the
stable
oh jeez these guys where's Rudolph fixin
to you you masquerading as Rudolph I
thought Rudolph was the only one with
the red nose what what is going on here
this whole situation is fishy nutty
whatever you want to call it who ate my
cookies this is what we're gonna have to
figure out now I was making peppermint
fuzz mrs. Claus okay you don't have
hands but fine I was keeping an eye on
the plum pudding okay I was making
peanut butter with mrs. Claus liar
you're a liar I already know it's
Prancer are you stupid
Prancer is supposed to have been in this
family in the Claus family for
generations hundreds of thousands of
years and he couldn't come up with a
excuse that didn't include mrs. Claus is
very fatal allergy idiots same process
to jail don't bring bring rude off back
come on who was lying
it was Prancer vixen I didn't even look
at vixens because I know it's Prancer
making peanut butter what shocked he
said that he was making peanut butter
but she's allergic unless Prancer was up
to something a little bit more dangerous
keep your eye on this one look at his
eyes keep an eye on this little reindeer
next Christmas riddle please the police
were called to an accident site oh my
goodness a stereotypical police officer
donut the size of his head coffee the
size of his leg the situation is rather
tragic right now Santa's looking pretty
pleased of himself what on earth
happened here they found Santa and his
broken sleigh on the sidelines we can
see that the Grinch rushed right in
front of me and scared my dears their
reindeers Santa come on I lost control
of them and hit the tree he really
steals Christmas
the Grinch is real watch out here are
the tire tracks let's follow him what am
i doing what am i doing this is the best
Christmas video idea that I could come
up with yes there you go
I'm just gonna leave the deers wild
animals at the side of the roads there
he is
oh the Grinch is in a car what I've seen
he'll crash just in front of me
that's the Grinch what happened to him
he's got no hair left I thought the
Grinch was hairy I'm not quite sure
what's going on here and frankly I was
delighted that you crashed but this time
it wasn't like Oh who is lying wait I
think Santa's lying I hate to say it but
his tracks go over the top of grinches
right the Grinch's tracks are under the
Santa soak old Grinch is lying
why is Grinch lying I can't believe I
doubted Santa I don't deserve to wear
this suit I'm sorry I didn't read it why
is this the case hold on a second he
couldn't drive past after the all icy
yep sorry wasn't paying attention sorry
sad mm you okay oh here we go the gift
shop this looks nice and Christmassy oh
wait hold and suddenly the director of
the store put a cool
the police on my word and they said
there was a string of burglaries in gift
shops hold up wait hold on
I might have to censor this YouTube why
did the census look at the size of that
gun and I don't know about you but look
I think it's Santa did this the evidence
is clear they figured out the shop could
be next
why is the gun so big the burglar wore a
Santa suit and apparently something
across his eyes which makes it so
obvious everybody stay where you are
look at these Santa's the guy on the
right is causing me some suspicion as is
the rabbit's the toy rabbit what is that
you don't want to give that to a child
of Christmas that seems mean actually
imagine unwrapping that Billa
oh that's thank you thank you I guess
there is a criminal among you and I will
find out who it is let's see here shall
we
who is the thief come on lookit I'm
looking in their bags this is a tough
board hold on a second I wasn't paying
too much attention I'm going left the
president he's got the gun in the
present his shoes are different did you
see the way the bag popped open there
wait what it's just like oh yeah and
there's the gun okay that was actually a
tricky one I didn't support his feet I
thought this Santa was just more
prepared than the other Santa's right
arrest him instantly oh what a terrible
crime is it Santa's dead this is the
crime we have all tuned in for who could
possibly have killed Santa someone
killed Santa on Christmas Eve look at
the clues he's got very small feet I'm
very focused on his feet right now it
happened at the Smith house detective
Grinch
detective Grinch am I gonna be
suspicious of detective Grinch now
because of his name regardless he
arrived at the spot immediately and
questions the family members
hmm which one of you is a killer huh
Lisa was on the phone with her boyfriend
okay seems like a reasonable excuse I
was making cookies Julie I'm looking at
you
what was the ingredients those cookies I
was watching news on TV but wasn't he
flying near the TV and I'm suspicious of
you as well we were already sleeping to
wake up early
fair enough twins I would have been too
I think it's got to be the cookie lady
right Julie Judy why would you kill
Santa like this there's no TV in sight
but I see them cookies in that green tub
oh no if he's eaten any barfing kits
Julie she's poisoned him it was to me
cookies for Santa are here and also in
here circle his belly they're in there
too that's why he died the Santa if
you're out there if you're one of the
many Santa's like me all the ones in
that gift shop from earlier be careful
and sniff the cookie first maybe don't
eat the cookies just pretend you ate
them threw them out the window be
careful out there not everyone likes
Santa you know you should like Santa
brings you things for free cop believe
she's done this lock her away did Julie
bring them after she saw the dead Santa
oh you've thrown a curve ball in here
why did you ask that so are you trying
to say are you trying to say that
someone else did it is that what they're
saying I'm so confused Julie did it if I
was the judge case closed
Santa came home earlier from where where
have you been Santa Claus and saw one of
the elves dead on the floor why do these
all involve some kind of death huh this
is the tragedy though first Santa now
the elves Santa's somehow come back to
life and found a dead L this is all very
confusing what happened yeah you prime
suspect there were only you two in the
house oh this is not looking good for
you is it buddy
after all we were packing the gifts and
decided to have a coffee break
he loved black coffee with cookies you
know the cookies it was Julie did you
get did you buy these from Julie
suddenly I heard shouts outside it was
Julie wasn't it selling our cookies and
ran outside to see what was going on
there a bittersweet distraction I spent
about 20 minutes then return back home
that seems like a long time
when I came back he was already dead
okay I'm seeing green and red mugs your
life I knew you were planning something
bag Santa come on buddy I guess he has
the naughty and nice list it looks like
this little elf right here is going to
be fired and bees on the naughty list
and is going to prison not a good day
for him how did Santa guess he was lying
I'm gonna say because the coffee hasn't
been drunk there's some proper steam age
going on there so I'm gonna guess that's
why and for some reason he knew he was
scheming this all along there it is the
cops are still hot he killed his friend
and staged the scene he did it a pretty
clean way actually it was Christmas Eve
in Canada the passengers were waiting
for the plane to the USA everybody stay
where you are
oh not again we've had some reports
hopefully kidness these Santa's are so
corrupt I am never gonna look a Santa
square in the face again know that I do
that often to be honest but now I'm
gonna be suspicious of these Santa
Clauses who's been who's been naughty
hit her we have to recheck your luggage
oh she looks angry sad scene number one
he's got some pants his top and some
keys and oh wait I thought that was like
a face cam of the security person I
think that's mrs. Claus right Santa
number two she's still livid look Santa
number twos got hot chocolate toothpaste
a very strange-looking reindeer and a
change of clothes no juices fish we've
got two more senses to look at he looks
evil he looks very evil shaving cream a
rubber tube and some other stuff that's
either it's a bullet or a flask I'm not
quite sure
and a picture of two random people
what's that about shaving way way away
shaving cream hold on when I'm looking
at this again shaving creams pretty
suspicious actually Santa doesn't shave
I think the shaving cream is suspicion
number four he looks like legit Santa
look Oh Rosie is he's got cash money
keys socks and a change of clothes
cash money could be suspicious as well
hmm who
it's suspicious it's even number three
or number four but actually all of them
are fine right
it depends obviously incentive number
three why would you have a picture of
two randoms in there huh let's see what
it is I think Center number yeah it is
it's got shaving cream in his bag I told
you what for if Santa never shaves um I
think that's the point I was trying to
get that anyway I got it right
sent him to prison I could just imagine
in prison right now there's just like a
lineup of Santa's for all of this
wrongdoing wait this doesn't even solve
that issue there's no drugs in any of
these guys's bags that's all shaving
cream isn't a drug as I know of you
shouldn't eat it but I think that's okay
for Santa number three right last one
which present would you open I'm gonna
go for present number one I don't know
why it looks the biggest you lack
self-confidence don't be afraid to try
something new
wait a second you're getting this from
me picking an image on the screen that's
what I picked wasn't it lacks
self-confidence no I don't why is this
video trying to upset me four days
before Christmas huh this is the real
last one it's a wonderful time before
Christmas look how beautiful that is but
a gang of robbers has been operating is
it as Santa's again they've been out in
the city for already a week some of the
English in these videos is very strange
but I'm not gonna judge it they are all
dressed in Santa Claus suits
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it wasn't me a promise they break into
houses through the chimneys the robbers
break into houses oh my goodness that
guy is in for a bundt behind look at
this he's breaking into the chimney
straight onto an open flame idiots pack
the valuables in their bags and walk
right out the door okay simple when
neighbors see them they think it's the
real Santa
they're not like wait Santa Santa buddy
why you taking my TV he's supposed to
leave new things not take old things
anyway why Santa and they don't suspect
anything
okay good strategy from the burglars
here finally the police caught the
entire gang on Christmas Eve
look at these Santa's all
my goodness however one of them claims
that here's the real Santa detective
Johnson once all real Center it's the
child he looks like a Minecraft villager
look at that nose
Oh your pet one of your parents has to
be a Minecraft villager for sure I
remember him well he was of medium
height he was wearing a coach with six
buttons hands there was a pocket on the
right six buttons pocket on the right
medium height his belt buckle it was
swell six buttons pocket on the right on
his right or your right oh geez
Santa number two yes is he actually real
though he looks a little bit weird guys
we have done it we have put Julie in
prison for killing Santa Claus but don't
worry there are plenty of Santa's out
there granted some of them are robbing
your houses now honestly they're not
robbing your houses there's only one
real Santa he's not dead
he's out there delivering presents soon
he's got a lot of work to do but guys
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I'll see you guys in the next one I'm
gonna go rob a house of Santa by I'm not
really I'm not really gonna rob a house
that was a joke
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