LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, JOHN KRASINSKI.
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>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
WOW! I'M SO HONORED TO BE HERE
HOSTING THE FIRST SHOW OF 2021! I GENUINELY CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT
A HUGE DEAL IT IS FOR ME TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW.
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW SINCE I WAS 8 YEARS OLD.
I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO MY KIDS WHAT I WAS DOING THIS
WEEK, AND I TOLD THEM, YOU KNOW HOW YOUR FAVORITE SHOW IS PAW
PATROL? MY FAVORITE SHOW IS SNL, SO FOR
ME, IT'S LIKE I'M ON "PAW PATROL."
AND THEY WERE, LIKE, WHAT? YOU'RE ON "PAW PATROL ".
AND I WAS, LIKE, NO, NO, NO AND THEY WERE, LIKE, CALL US WHEN
YOU'RE ON "PAW PATROL." BEING ON THIS HISTORIC STAGE IS
NOTHING SHORT OF MIND BLOWING FOR ME BECAUSE --
>> JIM? I HAVE A QUESTION.
>> I GUESS WE'RE DOING QUESTIONS.
>> MY QUESTION IS YOU'RE JIM FROM "THE OFFICE."
NO, I'M ACTUALLY JOHN, SO NO. FOLLOW-UP QUESTION.
>> DO JOHN FROM THE OFFICE. >> I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT WOULD
LOOK LIKE, BUT -- >> HEY, WHERE'S PAM?
>> OKAY, SO PAM'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND THAT'S WHERE SHE
IS, BUT I AM HERE, AND I'M SO EXCITED TO BE ON THIS STAGE WITH
ALL OF YOU. MY WIFE, EMILY BLUNT, ACTUALLY
HOSTED A FEW YEARS AGO AND SHE GAVE ME SOME GREAT ADVICE.
>> HI, JIM! >> HI.
ANOTHER QUESTION. >> YEAH.
UH-HUH. YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
>> OH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN WORKING OUT FOR THE PART OF JACK RYAN.
>> NO. >> THANK YOU.
OBVIOUSLY NOT ENOUGH. YOU NEED TO STOP IT.
>> STOP WORKING OUT? >> JIM IS SOFT.
>> OKAY. WELL, THAT'S NOT EVEN REALLY A
QUESTION SO IF YOU DON'T MIND. >> JIM SITS ALL DAY.
WHEN YOU TOUCH HIM YOUR HAND GOES IN LIKE MEMORY FOAM.
>> MA'AM, I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.
>> YEAH. I GOT A QUESTION.
>> OKAY. YEAH?
>> KISS PAM! >> ALL RIGHT.
NONE OF THESE ARE REALLY QUESTIONS, ARE THEY?
>> I NEED YOU TO KISS PAM. THAT IS WHAT I NEED TO SEE
TODAY. >> GUYS, HERE'S THE DEAL.
PAM IS NOT REAL. SHE'S PLAYED BY JENNA FISCHER.
WE'RE FRIENDS AND WE ARE ALSO MARRIED TO OTHER PEOPLE.
>> IS YOUR WIFE HERE? >> ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT.
SHE'S BACK IN THE UK AND -- >> WELL, THEN KISS PAM.
>> I'M SO SORRY. LORNE, IS THERE SOMETHING WE CAN
DO ABOUT ALL THESE -- >> HEY, JOHN.
HOW YOU DOING? >> IT'S GOING GREAT.
>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS, I THINK WHAT'S HAPPENING IS EVERYONE'S
BEEN STUCK INSIDE FOR A YEAR, SO WATCHING "THE OFFICE" NONSTOP,
SO JIM AND PAM ARE REAL TO THEM. >> HEY, IS THAT PAM?
>> CLEARLY, IT'S NOT PAM. THIS IS PETE DAVIDSON.
>> I THINK THEY REALLY NEED FOR SOMEONE TO BE PAM.
>> REALLY? I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT
PAM IS NOT ACTUALLY -- >> SO LET'S GIVE THEM WHAT THEY
WANT, JIM. YOU'VE GOT TO KISS PAM.
>> KISS PAM. KISS PAM.
KISS PAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OKAY. LET'S GO.
>> WOW! THANK YOU, PAM.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
MACHINE GUN KELLY IS HERE. STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
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