THIS WEEK ALABAMA PASSED A NEAR TOTAL BAN ON ABORTION.
AND WHAT MANY SAY IS PART OF A LARGER EFFORT TO OVERTURN ROE V.
WADE. HERE TO COMMENT IS OUR OWN
LESLIE JONES. ARE YOU IN A "HANDMAID'S TALE"
OUTFIT? >> WE ARE ALL HANDMAIDS NOW SO
MY NAME IS OF JOST. >> LESLIE, I DON'T THINK SOCIETY
IS QUITE THERE YET. >> NO?
YOU WOULD THINK THAT, RIGHT? YOU WOULD REALLY THINK THAT, BUT
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS. I'M NOT LIVING MY LIFE WHEN I
SEE ON THE NEWS A BUNCH OF STATES ARE TRYING TO BAN
ABORTION, AND THEN TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO WITH MY BODY.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M IN STARBUCKS, AND THEY WON'T TAKE
MY CREDIT CARD BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN INSTEAD OF THE REGULAR
REASON, WHICH IS WHY I DON'T HAVE NO MONEY ON IT.
WHAT MADE ME REALLY MAD WAS SEEING THE 25 ALABAMA SENATORS
WHO VOTED FOR THE ABORTION BAN. THROW THAT PICTURE UP.
MM-HMM. LOOK AT THEM.
ALL MEN. [ AUDIENCE REACTS ]
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE CASTING CALL FOR OF A LIPITOR COMMERCIAL.
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE MUG SHOTS OF EVERYONE ARRESTED AT A MASSAGE
PARLOR. AND IF ANY OF THEM HAD LIPS, I
WOULD TELL THEM TO KISS MY ENTIRE ASS.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL WOMEN. YOU CAN'T CONTROL WOMEN.
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, BUT WOMEN ARE THE SAME AS
HUMANS. [ APPLAUSE ]
AND I'M LESLIE DRACARYS JONES. I MEAN,
WHY DO ALL YOU WEIRD ASS MEN CARE ABOUT WHAT WOMEN CHOOSE TO
DO WITH THEIR BODIES ANYWAY? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH
YOUR 65-YEAR-OLD DROOPY ASS BALL.
AND HOW IS ALABAMA'S WOMAN GOVERNOR GOING ALONG WITH THIS?
WHAT? ME, I'M RE BELL I COULDN'T SAY .
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY CHOICE TO HAVE A BAD MORNING.
WHEN WOMEN HAVE A JOYCE, WOMEN HAVE FREEDOM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YOU TELL 'EM, LESLIE.
>> SHUT UP! YOU FLAT WHITE PRIVILEGED LATTE.
LOOK, THE FACT THAT NINE STATES ARE DOING THIS MEANS THIS REALLY
IS A WAR ON WOMEN. AND IF YOU'RE A WOMAN OUT THERE
AND YOU FEEL SCARED OR CONFUSED, JUST KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT ALONE.
THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN OUT THERE THAT GOT YOUR BACK,
ESPECIALLY ME. LESLIE DRACARYS BAD BITCH JONES.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BODY.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME SMALL OR PUT ME IN A BOX.
I'M 6 FEET TALL AND 233 POUNDS. AIN'T NO BOX BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD
ME. AND I KNOW BECAUSE ONE TIME I
TRIED TO MAIL MYSELF TO A DUDE. >> LESLIE JONES, EVERYONE.
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