[Singing] Vacation. Vacation. I'm about to go on vacation. As evidenced by all of these
library books that I'm taking with me. So nerdy, have any you read any of these books?
As well as all of these horrible magazines. So I'm going to leave and let my mom take
my place for this episode. Hold onto your hats people. It's about to get weird.
Hey everybody, okay so--oh! That's me. Can you believe I used to not have to permanent
my hair. I went to this place Reddit.com women just to see what people are asking about.
I've got a question here: 'My professor called me sexist because I used the phrase "hunter-gatherer".
She says it puts men's duties in front of the women's. When has someone read way too
far into something you've said?' Cristen is always reading too far into what I say. She
was kind of a chubbier girl and I said to her, I said, 'Honey you might want to do some
situps with your brother.' Low and behold she got a full blown eating disorder. I found
out years later and I said, 'Honey, I think you were reading a little too far into what
I said. I just meant situps.' 'What is the most unattractive thing you commonly see in
people, men and women?' I think the most unattractive thing that I see in men and women alike are
bad attitudes. We are living, breathing, God's creatures here on Earth and there is plenty
to be sour about, but you don't have to be. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't
say it all. Oh here we go. 'Do women check out men?' I don't want to come across as an
inappropriate woman, but yes. Harrison Ford on a screen makes me sweat. Next question.
'People typically buy flowers for women. What's the equivalent token gift for a man?' The
way I know men to be I don't feel like there's really a gift, like a tangible gift, something
they could put in a vase and show off to people that you can really give them. I think that
when they're giving you flowers, there's a good chance they might just want to you know,
touch your curves. It's up to you though, whether or not you want that to happen. 'I
like my men/women like I like my [blank]', that's fill in the blank. I like my men like
I like the Bible. Full of truth and honesty and promises of forever. 'Dear women of Reddit,
why do women seem so unaware that guys like it when you make the first move?' Ultimately
guys you don't like it when we make the first move. You like to get attention from us if
you give us attention first but in terms of actually making the first move and doing a
cold approach, gentlemen I really don't think that you necessarily like that as much as
you think you do, okay? The dating advice I used to give Cristen, I would never have
told her to go talk to a guy, you let him be a gentleman and come up to you, call me
old-fashioned, I don't care. Oh here's a sad question, 'Why do guys drop off the face of
the planet while you're dating?' Sounds like you've been dealt the fadeout. You know you
start seeing somebody or hanging out with somebody in more of a carnal way and then
he just sort of you know moonwalks out gradually and you never hear from him again. Even if
you made plans to go see I don't know, like 'Rebel Without a Cause' or something like
that and then he just never called again and next time you saw him was with Suzie Bakermore
at the drive-in and he had some explaining to do and couldn't really explain himself
so well and you said to him well Donny I don't really understand why we didn't go see 'Rebel
Without a Cause'. I thought you really liked that movie and he said, 'Oh nananna, I'm just
a man, I've got needs.' Sometimes it's easier to pull a fadeout than actually having to
have a conversation. It's hard to say what you want to say which is really that you just
want to date somebody else. And lastly, 'What is your opinion of online dating: Yay or nay?'
I say yay. If I were single these days you know I'd get on Christianmingle.com and go
to town. Or to church with a very nice man. It's an easy way to find all sorts of people
who like the kinds of things that you do, just make sure you don't get catfished okay,
don't wait too long to meet a person in person or at least Skype with them or something so
that you can see a face to make sure that they aren't actually a dog or robot sitting
there at the keyboard. So I hope you've guys have enjoyed this. Subscribe and whatnot.
If there's anything in particular you'd ever like me to talk about you can comment. Bye-bye.