- I was in Berlin last weekend,
but I did not eat any German snacks.
(upbeat fanfare music)
Yeah, we're eating German snacks.
- German snacks! - I'm really excited.
- Super.
- We are having some German snacks.
(speaking foreign language)
- All I can think of is big sausage.
- Yeah, me too. I was just about to say that.
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(drumroll)
- Yeah, I've had these!
- Oh my God, they look unreal.
- These look good already. Bit of biscuit, bit of choc.
- Ooo, that's like real fucking chocolate.
That's German chocolate.
- Oh look, there's a little break line.
(biscuit snaps)
(laughing)
- I knew that was gonna happen.
- The chocolate bit in the middle is very good. Very thick.
- Mmm.
- These are delicious.
- These are really good.
- If I wanted to have a cup of tea,
I'd just grab one of them, sit down, dip away, eat it.
Perfect.
- I'd dunk a little bit 'cause the chocolate's a bit hard.
- So am I.
- There's a girthy amount of chocolate.
I'm not talking anymore. I'm just gonna eat this, bye.
- Yeah, it's like delicious biscuit chocolatey goodness,
made in (speaking foreign language).
- I'd pick up one of these.
(classical music)
- I love these!
- Knoppers.
- [Woman] You pronounce the K.
- Knoppers. - Knoppers.
- They remind me of (indistinct).
- Yes. I was thinking that!
- That's what I'm getting off this.
- Oh, okay.
- Layers.
- Look at them layers, baby.
Layers!
- What's German for store?
(speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- Sorry, I'm kind of jumping the gun here.
- No, you're fine, I'm very slow.
- You're struggling with your package.
(chuckling)
(biscuit crunching)
Good job, Germany. Big fan. Big fan.
- I really like them. I just drooled on myself.
- Stop the camera, we need to have sex now.
(beep)
- It's an event to sit down and eat a Knopper.
There's work involved.
- It's an experience!
- I wish I hated it. But I don't.
So I could probably be more entertaining,
but I just want to eat the whole thing.
- I'm like, "Meh." But I am eating the whole thing.
- I really like it. It's a perfect little snack.
- You're asking me to rate two titans of the biscuit world.
They're both very, very good.
(classical music)
- Strawberry chocolate.
- Oh my God. This looks amazing.
- You'll regret it.
- Oh look, it's (speaking foreign language).
(screaming)
- Oh they're individual little ones.
- Look! Okay, these are cute.
- Oh they're done like little kinders.
- Okay, I'm really excited, let's go.
- Oh, cheers.
- Tastes very synthetic.
- The strawberry flavor comes more as you eat it.
- Oh, God. The more I chew, the more that happens.
No, it won't stop.
- Those strawberry things are, like, hard.
- They're freeze dried, the pieces of strawberry.
- This is the one that I couldn't eat too many of
'cause it would make me feel sick.
- Make you very sick.
- It's made by the same people who made Ferrero Rocher.
How could you get this so wrong
(laughing) if you could make that?
- You were two for two there, Germany,
but that one's definitely a miss.
- It's not right. No.
- A lot of people would say that about ourselves, dear.
I love when the gay guys remind us they're gay.
(laughing)
(classical music)
- This is another hazelnut bad boy.
- This just looks like something we had two turns ago.
- Hanuta matata.
- What a wonderful phrase.
- Now, that's satisfying the way that opens up.
That's like fucking Deal or No Deal.
- The packaging's amazing. It's so cute!
Like, look! Bars of gold!
- The German's packaging game is strong.
- This is combining the Knopper with the Pick Up.
- Oh now! Oh, girl.
(biscuit crunching)
- Yeah. I'm sold. I'm taking these home.
These are mine now.
- This wafer is way nicer.
That's got a proper bite to it, you know?
- The middle bit right in there, lovely.
- Yeah.
- Outside, sandpaper.
- Yeah, it's like, why would you
cover something so delicious?
It's like you have to work to get to that center.
- This is better than the last one,
and it's made by Ferrero again.
- And it's less teeth-sticky-inny.
- I mean, it looks like a (indistinct),
but it tastes really nice.
Kind of like me.
(laughing)
(clapping)
- Good job. Proud of you.
- Thank you.
(laughing)
(speaking foreign language)
(classical music)
- Oh, hey, I wanted something savory,
I got something savory.
- They're, like, peanut crisps?
- Oh, God.
- Oh, what?
- What is this? - Peanut flavored crisps.
- Very confused.
- It smells like peanuts, but it looks like Cheetos.
- Pea-tos.
- It feels unusual.
(laughing)
Get out! Get out!
That's not allowed.
- I was really excited when a big bag of crisps came out,
but then it just kind of went straight downhill from there.
- This is either gonna be disgusting or incredible.
(crisp crunching)
- I don't like it.
- There's more smell than there is flavor.
- There is.
- Yeah.
- Oh no, no, there's aftertaste.
- Peanut butter with that corny consistency.
- Doesn't work at all.
- Yeah, yeah. Like, I would sit
and smash this whole bag easily.
- It kinda looks like it's looking at you, look.
There's like a little face.
- Hey. You like peanuts?
- Then you'll hate these!
- I'd order these over a pack of peanuts any day,
'cause you're getting, like, two for one.
- Yeah, you're getting that peanut flavor.
- Peanuts and crisps.
- Germany really started strong on this one,
but as time wore on, it just got weaker and weaker
and weaker until they lost.
- Like, I think an everyday favorite was that first one,
solid, choccy, bikkie.
- Oh, I'd forgotten about the Yogurette!
- Gross!
- I liked Pick Up, Knopper, and then just--
- And then just, like, who cares about the rest?
I never want to experience them again.
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