You're watching "Love & Hip Hop Atlanta."
Season Eight.
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Okay, the next scene you're about to see is me being funny
and trying to, you know, lighten up the mood and make
my girl laugh and get her mind off of things.
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So I got this dress. It opens all down the side.
See, this is the real (bleep). Pooh showing me her outfits.
Getting ready, just, you know, girls, how girls should be together.
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Girl...
I thought you said you got money.
That tiny ass closet... What the hell?
Wait, what is that on the wall?
What is that? This bitch!
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
This bitch, she kept every box that she shopped at
on the wall?
Girl, so you gotta tell me about the party now.
You know, it was all cool in the beginning.
I dropped the bomb on 'em.
Yeah.
So I got you in trouble, huh?
Girl, yeah, I lost my job behind that.
Bitch! You ain't never had a job!
Career non-ass help.
They looked at me, like, what is wrong with you?
Che, I'm sorry, girl, I got you in trouble.
But you know what? You had your own issues
with Karlie, so own up to it, bitch, own up to it.
They don't know what the hell Karlie did to you.
You don't have to get their approval, girl.
As far as I'm concerned (bleep) all them bitches.
(laughing)
Everyone, this is what a hater sounds like.
Yeah.
Everybody go gossip behind each other's back.
Wait a minute? You the only one be gossiping
behind each other's back because, baby, I got the receipts, honey.
It's, like, they all fake.
Right.
Everything I touch is just turning into dookie.
That's not true, boo-boo, it's called life.
You just gotta roll with the punches.
I shoulda chose a better word than doo-doo,
where Karlie probably has doo-doo stains right where I'm sitting at.
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I got something to make you feel better, girl.
Why? What you got?
I got something to make you feel real good, girl.
Something to perk you right on up.
When she pulled that (bleep) out,
I didn't know whether to laugh or be scared.
Why does Pooh even have a double-edged dildo?
Who is she booty bumping with?
(laughing)
Ahh!
I gotta sanitize my hands now.
I can't believe I touched it.
When I touched it, it was kind of, like... creamy.
Eww.
The next scene you're about to see is
thirsty Che Mack trying to get in my good graces.
Y'all know she be trying...
When somebody calls you...
Then they gotta spread this (bleep).
Ladies!
Oh, here go this fat ass ho.
Bitch, your wig is crooked. Straight it out.
The part is-- The part's supposed to go
down the middle, not to the side a little bit.
So I was just telling them that I'm having
a cabin trip, like, a couple's retreat.
Oh my God! Here we go with the cabin!
Is this for therapy or something?
Like, you know, "Baby, I'm sorry, I won't do it again."
I don't know. It shoulda been a all-girls trip
where everybody can be able to get their groove back
because these men ain't (bleep).
So you and your boo gotta come.
Come on with the lie, bitch.
You engaged. You supposed to be jumping off the wall.
I know! What's going on?
Yeah...
I'm gonna need to talk to y'all.
Is Karlie cursed?
Is her vagina Pandora's Box the bad one?
'Cause this box ain't hot, baby.
She can't keep 'em when she get-- I don't understand.
So he comes home one day and tells me
he has a baby on the side.
Rasheeda was, like...
Yes, bitch, this mother(bleep) got a baby on the side
while we been together, mm-hmm.
His thing is this was before me. Yes, I give that to him.
Bitch, it wasn't before you.
He was (bleep) her while he was with you.
He gonna be (bleep) her after you, okay?
Did he get a test?
He don't know. He still ain't got a DNA.
The mother(bleep) still ain't got a DNA!
You didn't tell me.
He didn't know it was his?
(bleep and exclamation)
He is not gonna just be, like,
"Oh, Karlie, guess what? Oh, I got a phone call today.
Guess what, I got a baby by a bitch that I used to (bleep)."
That's right, Rasheeda. You done been through enough (bleep) to know better, girl.
That's why these girls unmarried.
They never had a man longer than six months.
They need to learn something from you, girl.
School 'em, girl, school 'em, girl.
But he don't know...
Karlie, come on!
...Talking anybody, you talking anybody, you talking anybody!
You're supposed to tell me!
Why would he tell a ho his business?
You need to go to him
and you need to be, like, look.
Let's just put the (bleep) on the table.
Rasheeda, she ain't gonna put (bleep) on the table, girl
because she putting (bleep) on the sheets.
But, girl, I'll tell you about that later.
I'm tired, I thought this was the last one.
Karlie is tired.
Hair, nails, booty, soul.
It's time for her to check out.
Please promise me that you'll have this conversation with Mo.
Oh, here come this fat, ugly, uncomfortable
looking mother(bleep) coming up the stairs.
(crosstalk)
How y'all doing?
How are you?
Oh... here's that fan again. Hi, girl.
Hey, Karlie, hey, Mimi.
Bitch is smiling from ear to ear.
Aren't you happy that them mother(bleep) braces
done came up 'cause bitch, you like, hey!
Che Mack...
Karlie, she say hi.
Shekinah, I can't-- You so goddamn ugly
you like the goddamn snot man on the goddamn commercial
that runs up and sticks to the guy's windshield.
Well, I mean, first of all, I'd like to say I apologize.
Finally a grown woman around in the circle.
That's right, Che Mack, 'cause even if you feel
like that, girl, you wanna apologize,
I support you 100%, whatever way you wanna roll with it.
But at least you a grown woman to say that.
You know, you never know what people are going through at the time and...
...I apologize to you, but what I won't apologize is for Pooh.
She was cool...
But once I saw how she was messy.
You wanna talk about being messy?
How about when you was friends with Tommie and then you gonna
(bleep) around and (bleep) Scrapp behind her back?
Let's talk about how you being friends with Mimi
and talk (bleep) about Mimi behind her mother(bleep) back.
Let's talk about how you talked about Shekinah.
How she is short, ugly, fat, uncomfortable, mother(bleep).
She ghetto as (bleep) and you don't (bleep) with her.
You is the messy bitch.
And I'm hearing all these lies that she's telling about
how I slept with her.
Pooh trying...
Well, Pooh tried to give me a fake (bleep).
She tried to give me a dildo.
(laughing)
That's right, Che, I'm glad you told them hos.
I wanna see what they fake ass response is here.
Yes.
This is some sick (bleep).
You want bitches who don't even want you.
(crosstalk)
She wasn't even trying to hear it. She go in the closet.
She pulled out... pulled out this, talking about,
"I got something to make you feel better!"
And it was vibrating on both sides.
I was vegan right then and there.
(laughter)
Ooh, look at Karlie. She's getting excited.
She's having a flashback.
When I put that... in her.