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Burnie: Are subject for today is Kara and we will be discussing...
Is Kara here?
Where's Kara?
Crew Member: She couldn't make it.
B: Oh, Chris why don't you have a seat.
And come talk to us
B: Welcome
Thanks for joining us Chris
So Chris, I understand that in addition to being a very intelligent person on the staff
You are also very athletically inclined as well, is that correct?
C: I am
B: Played sports throughout highschool,
C: Varsity
B: Varsity,
Just make a note of that here, "Varsity"
Uh, You know the super bowl is coming up
C: Mhmm
B: Uh, Do you know what teams are in the super bowl this year?
C: No
B: Do you want to take a guess?
C: Giants?
B: Giants, that is correct
And who else?
C: I don't know
B: Can you name another football team?
C: Well like, I feel like i could name some, uh, quidditch teams
B: Quidditch,
C: Um...
B: You familiar with the NCAA?
C: Uh, national...
B: Go ahead
C: National...
B: It's based on colleges, so maybe...
C: National College!...
America?
B: America
C: Yeah, National...
B: College of America
C: It's football
B: There ya go, National College of American Football
NCAF...A...ish
Can you tell me, uh, what sport has a welterweight?
C: A what?
B: A welterweight
C: Weight lifting?
B: That's correct
B: What sport has a shuttlecock?
C: Is it like, uh...
B: Like if somebody said "Hey I really scored with that shuttlecock".
B: What would they be talking about?
C: I would assume something with a woman
B: What is curling?
C: That's lifting, like
B: That is correct.
B: Lifting
Who is the winner of the last world cup?
C: The thing I remember most, are the loud things, the loud horns
B: The loud things
B: What were those called?
C: Wal... like, Walapaloozas?
B: Wal-a-pa-loo-za
B: Okay, let's do a little rapid fire session
I'm gonna name some popular sports teams and you just tell me, what city, these sports teams play in
C: Alright
B: Ya Ready?
B: It's a lightning round
New England Patriots
C: Boston?
B: Arsenal
C: Buffalo
B: What about The Jazz? Where do they play?
C: The Jazz?
B: The Jazz
B: Basketball team
C: Is it really a basketball team?
B: Where do the Browns play?
C: Somehow I feel like this is going to sound racist or something
B: And what about the New Jersey Nets?
C: I'm gonna guess New Jersey
B: What city?
B: That is correct
Okay, lightning round, you did great, why don't we move on to some non-professional sports
C: Okay
B: Just some more traditional sports
B: Are you familiar with the Decathlon?
C: I know of Academic Decathlon
B: The Academic Decathlon?
B: What about the Athletic Decathlon?
C: I'm sure there's running
B: There's running
C: Is there a weight lifting component?
B: That's correct
C: Sit-ups?
B: Sit-ups
C: Like a Shockput
B: Sh, a what?
C: Shockput
B: Shockput?
B: Can you demonstrate the Shockput, uh
C: Isn't like a...
Or is that? That's Softball
It's a spin
B: I'm gonna tell you a sport, you tell me how many games are in a typical season of that sport
C: Okay
B: Kay?
Basketball
C: Twelve?
B: What about Hockey?
C: I would say twelve
B: Baseball
C: Eight
B: Eight
What song is traditionally sung, during the seventh inning stretch
C: We Will Rock You?
B: We Will Rock You
And who sings that song?
C: um...
C: It's a...
B: Who is the major league baseball reigning single season home run leader?
B: Most home runs in a single season, all eight games
C: At one time it was Babe Ruth
B: Babe Ruth, do you remember how many home runs it was?
C: Was it like 106... 48, er 60? 160. 148 maybe
B: So he hit 148 home runs in an eight game season
B: Let me just do quick math here,
that is..... 18 home runs a game
C: Yeah, that doesn't add up
B: Wanna do another lightning round?
C: Yeah
B: I'm just gonna name an athlete, or someone associated with sports
and then I just want you to tell me, what organization they're normally associated with
you can even tell me the sport too
C: Alright
B: Peyton Manning
C: Baseball
B: Jeff Gordon
C: Golf
B: Cristiano Ronaldo
C: Baseball
B: Danica Patrick
C: Basketball
B: Wayne Rooney
C: uh...
C: Hockey
B: Nailed it,
Alright,
Are you familiar with the athlete David Beckham?
C: Mhmm, soccer
B: You've heard the name before, Soccer, so he plays soccer or, European Football, so we don't offend people
B: who are watching
C: Yeah, European football
B: Can you name a team that he has played for?
C: Great Britain
B: Do you know who he's married to?
C: A Spice Girl
B: He's married to a Spice Girl, do you know her name?
C: It's not Scary, it's not Sporty, it's not Baby Spice
B: So you have Baby Spice, Scary Spice, Sporty Spice, what was the other one?
C: Ginger Spice, she was the ginger
B: That's correct! Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, Scary Spice, Baby Spice
C: Was it Posh Spice?
B: And Posh Spice
C: Was that it?
B: You got all of those correct
B: Well we wanna thank Chris for coming on the show
and joining us to talk about sports
you did an excellent job Chris
if this was a baseball season your team would be 8 and 0, perfect season with like 148 home runs
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