draft. So thank you, Tommy for the idea.
Chris
NFL figures
all time, past present future. If you would even prefer
coach any one player who ever, who would you like to roast
God? I mean, I'm going to start off with Belichick. I am. I'm
a Belichick would just be first
off. I would love to see him. You know, he's got a little
more personality and Charisma Than People realize, but I'd
love to see him in that scenario. Leo
and then a man I would have so much stuff on Bill Belichick. I'd
you know, I'd be I'd be have a projector and like playing film
and being like, you know, what were you thinking with this
outfit right here when your hair
was all over the place and you had a stain on the sweatshirt
with half a sleeve cut off and the full sleeve cut, all
the others that I would have so much fun with some of that and
some of the answers. He's given the media.
I think he's the first guy I would like to roast
one there a day where he had like a sweatshirt on where it
looked like it looked like,
Rats had not holes in yes, like yes. Yeah, it would be good. It
would be, it would be interesting to see who
the roasters would be,
who would show up and how far they would be willing
to go. Would they unload on him? The way they unloaded on
Michael Scott? That's what I would want to know. I'll go,
I'll go Jerry Jones. I think that's an obvious one. I just
think it would be hilarious
to really peel back the curtain and have people who know him
well, share their various stories.
He's that would, that would be an all-timer. Yes. I agree.
There'd be gosh, that would be good. I
guess I would definitely like to play a few Snippets from
some of his press conferences and to, and go. What did you
mean by this? You know, where, what are you talking about
here? Because he's got some interesting ones for sure.
I challenge people to look that up.
Okay. Now,
hmm. I'm gonna go with the cowboy, an old cow. I'm going
to go with Michael Irvin. I'd love to roast Michael Irvin,
that's good to know because, you know, he'd be All the take
it, he'd laugh. He's realize, he's made some mistakes in
life. He can
deal with that. And
I just feel like it would be perfect. I mean, again that
team that personality with the personalities they are, we've
talked about that before and he I mean hell of a player and
Tents and then crazy off the field, he'd be he'd be a lot of
fun.
You know, what? In that same vein, and we were talking
earlier about boys will be boys. Jeff, perlman's book
about the Cowboys. The 90s
put me down for Charles Haley.
Ha ha ha. And That's that's all that's all we can say.
I'd over. I really we gotta tell people then we got it. Well,
well, we refer you to boys will be boys.
George Seifert may want to have a seat at the table
for the maybe he's awesome. This damn. He's had too many
see that Sable. I've been saying,
Charles Haley crapped on George Seifert.
Desk. Okay, everybody out there. If you're wanting he
crapped on his desk to get traded from the 49ers of
the Cowboys. All right, I
That it's out.
All right, the the head table at the roast has been cleaned
off after Charles Haley and George Seifert had their
encounter. Who else gets roasted. Chris man.
I think I got some good names here.
I was thinking Terry Bradshaw,
but I'm going to go another
crazy guy that's like that from that part of the country. But
this one's from Mississippi. Is that a Louisiana? Brett Favre?
I think he's a guy. I'd like to roast. I think it'd be a lot of
fun. I mean, first off. I think he's another guy that could
take it. He can dish
it out. He'd be good when it was his
Her to talk. But man, you could go on
a lot of different stories of Brett Favre. I mean, a lot and
I'm gonna go, I'm not even gonna start II mean, exactly.
Yes, it would be fertile ground for a roast as as wood as would
Aaron Rodgers. I'm surprised. Yeah. Did you did not pick
Aaron Rodgers? I deliberately waited to see if you would. I'm
like, I'm not
sure. I'm always there's a part of me. That's like, I got. Can
he take it? I don't know. That's why I can't take it.
That's what makes it even better. He can't take it.
I dare him
to do it. Can you imagine? Imagine if they went after
Aaron Rodgers, for some of the obvious things that we never
really discussed here, but that are well-documented about Aaron
Rodgers that I'll just leave it at that that would make for one
hell of a roast
one. Hell of a roast. If it would not, it would not take
a lot of time for the people to come up with their various bits
as they go one after another up to the podium to say what they
have to say.