(Mini) Alright, what's going on, ladds? Mini here, and I'm here with Tyler, Scott, and then Smii7y...
...would you like to say hi, Smii7y? (Smii7y) Hey, what's up, dudes?
haha....he fuckin' jiggles it...
...BigJigglyPanda, Marksman, and then we're just gonna answer some questions.
and that's...that's about it. Okay!
(Tyler) Why's Smii7y sitting on your dick?
(Smii7y) That's where I like it.
*laughter*
(Mini) First question is from mynameisadam:
"How can I get laid?"
(Marksman) Small couch with extra-large people.
(Anthony) As you can see, Marksman and I are off to a good start.
(Tyler) Just making- making initial contact.
(Tyler) You know, like these two. (Mini) Exactly.
(Mini) Towards the end of the video, He's going to be on his lap and...
(Mini) *whispers* ...And go from there. (Anthony) And you're gonna join us.
*laughter*
(Mini) Did you just drink Smii7y?
(Scotty) Uhh... No, no... no, no, no, no
(Smii7y) It's OK! I liked it!
(Mini) That's how you get laid, just drink him.
(Anthony) Smii7y Juice!
(Mini) JoeBlob - "Who has the most chins?"
(Mini) I feel like..
(Marksman) One of us?
(Anthony) Do we got to get a close up? Do I need to come to the camera?
*laughter*
*Anthony grunts*
(Tyler) Yeah, I feel like this wasn't really a question. This question was just "Can we see Anthony's chins?" (Mini) Y-Yeah, that's what we want.
*laughter*
(Tyler) Might be a little too close, I dunno.
(Anthony) How does it look Smii7y? (Smii7y) It looks good!
(Anthony) Alright we're good!
(Mini) Do you shake it every time he talks!?
(Mini) WendysOurSavior: "try to do @BigJigglyPanda's Fake Laugh."
*fake laugh/gagging noises*
(Marksman) I need the real thing first. (Anthony) I can't just do it on my own, or its fake.
(Scotty & Mini) Well, that's the whole point! It's the whole point!"
(Anthony) Oh shit.. *fake laugh*
*real laugh*
*Anthony's fake laugh mimicking begins*
(Anthony) I need to record all you guys doing that so I never have to record another video of my own.
(Tyler) All you got to do is open your mouth and you just insert a shitty version.
(Mini) Generic webcam movements. (Anthony) Like an old kung fu movie.
(Mini) "Explain why Kino is such a doofus."
(Mini) Where is Kino?
(Tyler, Mini, Scotty) He's schleep.
(Mini) Fuck.
(Mini) Or, I...I just can insert the clip of you...you
(Mini) ...you three fuckin' him
(Marksmen) Oh yea, that'll work.
(Tyler) I can't explain it, but we can showcase it.
*Video begins*
*shitty rap music plays in the background* (Pretty sure that'll get a copyright strike...)
*Scotty starts twerking on Kino, and Kino is smackin dat ass*
(Mini) I'm not gonna ask...
(Scotty) *laughing*
(Tyler) There's really no explanation for how that dog is missing so much shit mentally.
(Scotty) Can't be the household he was raised in.
(Mini) Like father, like son.
(Tyler) Guess I'm the explanation.
*Laughter*
(Mini) "Have smii7y do a face reveal"
(Mini) He's right fucking here.
(Mini) What the fuck, man? (Smii7y) Fucking dumbass.
(Mini) Drink him. (Tyler) There it is.
(Scotty) Ohh.
(Tyler) Lid's off.
(Anthony) Took his hat off.
(Mini) Smii7y nudes.
*Inserts censorship to milk*
(Mini) Cover it up! The fuck!
(Tyler) Let me put his clothes back on. Hold on.
(Scotty) Jesus. Trying to be to be child friendly here.
(Mini) You already drank him.
(Mini) Can I drink him?
*Smii7y muffling noises*
*instant laughter*
(Anthony) Don't you fucking spit that on me!
(Anthony) If you spit that on me, I'll fucking kill you!
(Anthony) Do it on your computer! You didn't pay for it!
*laughter*
(Mini) AAHHH
(Mini) "What's the best memory you have each other, and how did you meet?"
(Mini) Internet.
(Tyler) That's pretty much, best memory.
(Mini) Best memory is PAX EAST 2014. (Tyler) Probably. PAX EAST 2014 was when we all met in person.
(Smii7y) Yeah, I wasn't there. It was great. (Marksman) Yeah. (Mini) I don't even know if you were born at that stage.
(Smii7y) No, definitely not.
*Mini laugh*
(Smii7y) I was still in - still in my mom's teet!
*brief laughter* *Mini points at Scotty's dick, referencing the teet* (Mini) There it is!
*laughter*
(Anthony) Still in Mom's utter, were ya?
*Laughter continues*
(Mini) Best memory is, fucking, you with your eyes put in the wrong direction.
(Mini) "Y'all gonna buy Mini Ladd Sweatpants?" *Totally NOT self promo xD*
*Mini claps*
(Anthony) NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Mini) Fuck! *laughs*
(Tyler) How much are they? (Mini) 50. (Tyler) I'll buy 'em if I find 50 dollars that I don't like.
*laughter*
(Mini) Just waste money. Oh, I don't like this fifty. (Tyler) Fifty dollars... (Marksman) Nothing else to buy. (Tyler) Not hungry, don't want to see a movie...
(Tyler) Buy some shitty MiniLadd pants.
(Mini) Thanks man! Link in the description. *laughter* That was the worst promo ever.
(Tyler) MiniLadd sweatpants! "When you don't know what to do with 50 dollars!"
*Laughter*
(Mini) I'm trying to ship my fucking sweatpants, you prick!
(Tyler) That's what you get for trying to fucking slip a promo in here.
(Mini) "What do you guys hate most about each other?"
(Tyler) I hate that Anthony won't let me fuck him.
*instant laughter*
(Tyler) Been trying for like, five years now. (Marksman) That's very quick. (Scotty) That's me. (Tyler) That's what I hate about Scotty
(Mini) Well, two of us have already fucked Smii7y in this video.
(Smii7y) I've made good progress with Scotty.
*Laughter*
*Scotty begins profusely making out with Smii7y*
*Laughter continues*
(Mini and Scotty) Oh, oh..
*Insert nudes of Smii7y*
*Anthony aggressively fingers Smii7y, AKA "How to demonetize this video"*
(Smii7y) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Anthony) Oh, I got some Smii7y on my finger.
(Mini) It's everywhere.
(Anthony) Ahh, what do I hate most about you guys? Jesus Christ, how do I pick one?
*laughter* *Anthony sighs*
(Mini) Just get a fucking scroll. "Well.." (Anthony) Welp, Let me get my list here.
(Tyler) I hate Craig's sweatpants. (Anthony) I hate Tyler's dying channel.
*Laughter*
(Anthony) I said I hate Tyler's dying channel. (Tyler) FUCK!
(Tyler) That's... what I hate about me too... (Anthony) I hate Scotty's dashing good looks. I hate that Marksman's tits are nicer than mine.
(Marksman) Yea, mine are better.
(Anthony) And, I can't say there's anything bad about Smii7y. *Smii7y applauds offscreen*
(Anthony) He makes my bones stronger. He makes me feel better about my own content.
*Mini slaps Smii7ys face*
(Scotty) That's my dick! (Mini) I know.
(Marksman) Pretty much, I just hate all you cause you don't play COD. That's about it. (Mini) I hate you for playing COD.
*laughter*
(Tyler) I hate you for playing Runescape.
(Mini) I hate you for cutting a tree for four days on this fucking trip.
(Anthony) I swear to God, this mother fucker rolled in here with a laptop in his lap, literally. Chopping wood on Runescape.
(Mini) One fucking tree for four fucking days!
(Marksman) Hey, gotta get in that wood cutting.
(Mini) We're outside enjoying the sun, chilling together. You see Marksman cutting a fucking tree.
(Marksman) I'm outside choking on allergies, because this fucking state. It just has pollen and cotton and... (Smii7y) *interruption* Alright let's cut it, he's ranting, lets go.
*laughter*
"How to flirt with your crush?"
*Smii7y coughs* (Smii7y) Sorry.
(Mini) That's not a very good example. (Tyler) Smii7y cleared his throat.
(Mini) Yeah, thats what you gotta do, it's like.. Would you like to comment?
(Smii7y) What was the question again? (Mini) How....how do you flirt with your crush?
(Smii7y) Well, I don't know dude. You just...
(Smii7y) Grab 'em by the pussy.
*laughter*
(Anthony) There is no better answer for that question.
(Mini) You've just won.
*Mini claps* (Mini) I appreciate- I mean congratulations. I just slapped you in the face.
(Mini) I mean, I'm happy with that answer, I don't know about you... (Anthony) I- Dude, I ain't got nothing more than that. That's perfect.
(Tyler) When I was flirting with Kelly. I just pretended to give a fuck about League of Legends, even though I hate that fuckin' game.
*Laughter* (Tyler) That's what I did.
(Tyler) I'm like, "Oh, this game is great! You're terrible at it, but-
I wanna see your boobs."
*laughter*
*Possible dying? xD*
(Anthony) I'm also in the top, if you show me your titties
(Mini) *while devolving into laughter* Just pretend to give a shit!
(Tyler) Not- not about her! The game!
(Mini) *while laughing* Or both!
*laughter*
(Scotty) I usually go for whole milk, but two percent was just right.
I'll give you the other 98%. *breaks down in laughter*
*laughter*
(Mini) And THAT is how you flirt with your crush.
(Mini) There you go. *laughing*
(Tyler) You can't even make it through without laughing! "I'll give you the other 98 percent..."
"slap @TheSMii7Y for me."
*Tyler and Mini double slap* (RIP Smii7y)
*laughing and commotion* (Mini) Oh, ho, ho!
(Mini) Oh, Jeeezz, Rick
*Others mimick Mini*
(Mini) I wanted to slap you in the balls.
(Anthony) You just caved in Smii7y's forehead. He looks like "The Goonies" (1985's film).
(Mini) "Hey you guys"
(Smii7y) Is it Sloth? (Anthony) Yea Sloth. I said "Chunk" but I meant Sloth.
(Mini) "Pour milk on @I_AM_WILDCAT" (Tyler) Don't... fucking do that...
*laughter*
(Smii7y) Aye you come here often, baby!?
*laughter*
(Smii7y) Ayyye
*Smii7y muffles*
*Wildcat's mouth has overflowed with Smii7y's "load"* *laughter*
(Scotty) You gotta swallow it! (Marksman) Just took a little to be honest.
(Anthony) Save some Smii7y for later.
(Mini) Oh, there's enough for everybody. (Tyler) Milk mustache..
*Wildcat kisses Smii7y's head* (Mini) Aww.. *Wildcat laughs*
*Mini Ladd slaps Smii7y, which hits Scotty's dick as well*
(Smii7y) Wow
(Mini) "Draw each other?" (Tyler) I do want to do that.
(Tyler) Well maybe. I don't know if i have a way to do it. (Mini) Do you- Do you have your tablet? We could just do that.
(Anthony) Are we all drawing Craig or just each other.. like anyone. (Mini) I would just draw people to our left.
(Smii7y) It's Ask Mini!
(Marksman) Alright, Let's start with his head, it's very block headed. Kinda like Minecraft. Got his hair at the top part here. Eyes kinda down low.
(Mini) *Laughs* Jesus Christ. (Marksman) A little like that. Let me get your nose, You gotta big nose.
(Mini) Oh my god. (Marksman) Let me see your smile...
(Mini) That is some.. (Marksman) Give me your smile.
(Anthony) Is that a nose or is that a base of a tree??
*laughs*
(Anthony) You can fit Swiss Family Robinson in that shit!
*laughs*
(Marksman) Little bit of a neck.
*Laughter* (Mini) I am THICC.. I am THICCC.
*laughter continues*
(Marksman) He has some teeth in there as well.
*Laughter* (Tyler) Yes! He does have some teeth in there!
(Marksman) Oh wait, I gotta draw glasses.
(Marksman) There- There's him.. There he is. It's like an exact replica.
*Mini looks at Tyler* (Tyler) *laughs* He just..
(Mini) Yep, okay. Yeah, very nice.
(Mini) ...Christ, you're ugly.
(Mini) Uh, let's go... here..
(Mini) Go there... (Tyler) Wow, egghead
(Mini) You got this weird fucking quiff shit going. (Everyone) What's a quiff?
(Tyler) I'm gonna Google "quiff" real quick.
(Tyler) How do I spell "Quiff?"
(Tyler)*in a sarcastic accent* My girlfriend has had a nice quiff...
*laughter*
(Tyler) "The quiff is a hair-" it IS a hairstyle!
(Mini) Yeah, exactly!
(Tyler) Holy shit!
(Mini) You thought I was kidding?!
(Tyler) *while struggling to talk* You're gay as fuck...
*instant laughter*
(Tyler) No straight man ever knows what a quiff is!
(Mini) It's a UK thing, everyone knows what a fucking quiff is!
(Marksman) No one here knows what a quiff is...
(Scotty) Looks pretty gay.
(Mini) Art was never my strong suit.
(Tyler) Whoa, am I Spider Man?
*laughter*
(Mini) I'm making- I'm making you Spider Man.
(Tyler) O- Oh my GOD!
(Tyler) *laughing* Since when did I get a unibrow!?
(Tyler) What is that?! *laughs*
(Tyler) That's not Spider Man!
(Anthony) Tyler's wearing some goggle glasses.
(Mini) You've got a straight fat nose.
(Marksman) You're making fun of MY nose with that! (Mini) Then you got a tiny ass fuckin' mouth.
(Tyler) You know what? That looks like Swiss cake rolls.
*laughter*
(Mini) Wait let me- let me complete the look.
(Mini) BOOM! I think I did well!
*laughter*(Smii7y) *while laughing* Oh my god.
(Mini) I think- I think i did well.
*laughter*(Smii7y) *while laughing* Oh my god.
*laughter*
(Mini) What do you think?
*Mini laughs* (Marksman) 3/10 (Smii7y) Ehhh.
(Mini) 3/10??? This is fucking beautiful!
(Everyone) Now it- now it's perfect.(Smii7y) Oh there's Tyler.
*Tyler laughs*
(Everyone) Now it- now it's perfect.(Smii7y) Oh there's Tyler.
(Tyler) Oh, come on! I'm not Dumbo.
(Tyler) Oh, there you go. That's accurate.
*Laughs*
(Tyler) I mean.. That's not to scale.
(Marksman) Actual size!
(Marksman) That is actual size. (Tyler) My dong is longer than my arms.
(Smii7y) Throw me- me. Throw me me.
(Smii7y)Me me big boy. (Mini) Me me big boy.
(Smii7y) Alright, now throw me the tablet.
*laughs*
(Mini) Who you drawing? (Smii7y) You.
*Mini sighs*
(Tyler) Can I point something out real quick? Scotty's arm is around me, and I don't know when it happened, but I like it.
(Smii7y) It's cause I'm gone. (Scotty) I was running out of space here.
(Tyler) LOOOOOOOOOOOK
(Tyler) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH...
(Anthony) One of those things again. (Tyler) It's a mosquito. (Mini) Throw yourself over.
(Anthony) He's done drawing.
*music dies*
(Mini) Alright, how's it going? (Smii7y) Pretty well..
*moment of realization*
*instant laughter*
(Anthony) Gotta say, I didn't expect that.
(Mini) He's not wrong.
*off-camera laughter*
(Mini) All right, I guess that's a good 10/10. Very accurate. *Smii7y laughs evilly* (Mini) What the fuck is that laugh?!
(Tyler) Hey, he stole that laugh from me!
*Mini does the same stupid laugh*
(Mini) Alright there you go. (Anthony) I'm going to draw Smii7y from the perspective that we're all used to actually seeing.
(Mini) Ahhh. So his actual face?
(Mini That's not where I thought that was going. (Anthony) You know what that is though right? (Scotty) Nope.
(Scotty) Oh yea. (Mini) Yeaa.
(Mini) Yeeeeppp.. *Marksman Laughs*
(Scotty) I know what that is. but I don't know where this is going.
(Anthony) Really about the extent of it.
(Anthony) It's all he ever... shows of himself.
(Anthony) So thats what I'm drawing..
(Mini) Alright.. I think- I think its a good representation of Smii7y.
(Anthony) Alright guys, you ready??
(Anthony) Let this be known about- this is all we know about Smii7y.
(Everyone) is he has shoes..
(Anthony) *impersonating Smii7y* "I just bought these shoes."
(Anthony) "Have you seen them?"
(Smii7y) I don't say that!!
(Anthony) Yeah, it's usually like, "These aren't Vans! They're more expensive."
*laughter*
(Mini) Smii7y!!!
(Smii7y) Yep, That's pretty accurate.
(Mini) Hey dats prety ackreeat
(Anthony) *mimicking Smii7y* "Hey, have you guys seen my 37 pairs of Ultra Boosts? I have a whole closet for them!"
(Smii7y) I'll hold me! (Tyler) I- I'll hold you.
(Smii7y) No, I don't trust... awwwwhhh my.. Actually, this feels kinda good.
*Tyler moans/groans*
*Smii7y dies of laughter* *Here come the Fanfics*
(Anthony) He likes it when you choke him.
*laughter*
*Tyler spanks the jug*
*Mini laughs*
(Mini) He's still enjoying it.
(Anthony) That poor jug!
*Tyler spanks Smii7y once again* (Tyler) Dirty bitch!
*Mini and Smii7y laugh*
(Smii7y) Oooo myyy goodd.
(Mini) I'm dying .. help me...
(Scotty) This is one of my least favorite Youtubers. (Smii7y) It's me, you looked right at me!
(Scotty) No.
(Scotty) There we go.
(Mini) All right! (Everyone) Ayeeee.
(Mini and Scotty) My boi.
*Off camera laughter*
(Smii7y) Shout out to the second channel!
(Mini) "Pyramid formation activate"
(Tyler) We're gonna fucking hurt ourselves! (Mini) I know, and it's gonna be great!
(Tyler) I don't know where we could really do it.
(Mini) We'll just do it right fucking there.
(Tyler) Yeah, when fuckin, whoever's on top falls on their brain.
*Marksman counting people*
(Mini) Yeah!
(Anthony) I think Tyler should be in the middle since he's..
(Anthony) Taller?
(Anthony) Give it a little bit of lean.
(Tyler) Just get a wide base. *Laughter*
(Mini) Alright. Then I go here?
(Tyler) Yea, you go right there, big boi.
(Tyler) Oh my god, I'm getting fucked. Hold on. Oh Jesus.
(Mini) 3..2..1
(Mini) Alright.
(Tyler) Ah, this actually isn't too bad.
(Marksman) Craig's not that bad at all. He's light.
(Anthony) *talking like a 3-year old* I understand why bwidges don't bweak now. *Mini laughs*
(Mini) There you go. (Anthony) Alright.
(Off camera human) Pyramid complete.
(Mini) Now what? We didn't think about this part.
*laughter*
*Smii7y slowly sneaks away* (Mini) I don't know, what do we do now?
(Tyler) Wait wait, I wanna do a stunt.
(Tyler) Oooooohh ho yeahhhh. *like the Kool-Aid Man* (not sponsored by Kool-Aid)
*stunts for days*
*laughter*
*Scotty smacks dat ass*
*Mini falls and winds Tyler*
*laughter*
(Mini) Link in the description only for - until today only. Buy now. (2nd worst promo ever)
(Smii7y) Bye
(Mini) That was all Smii7y. Everyone here is in the description
This has been really fucking weird
(Mini) Well go and Subscribe and bye!
*Outro