>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME JULIE KLAUSNER!
>> Stephen: COME ON UP HERE.
WOW.
♪ ♪ ♪ NICE TO HAVE YOU.
THOSE ARE SOME NICE SHOES YOU'VE GOT THERE.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M RELIEVED THE BAND GOT THE NOTE I WAS JEWISH.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE NOT SEEN EACH OTHER IN MANY, MANY YEARS.
BUT THE THING THAT I WAS JUST REMINDED OF BEFORE YOU CAME OUT
HERE IS THAT YOU WERE AN INTERN ON A SHOW I USED TO DO CALLED
"STRANGERS WITH CANDY," BACK IN THE LAST CENTURY.
>> IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
IT WAS IN THE 20th SEARCHRY.
I WAS AN INTERN.
I WAS SUCH A FAN OF THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING?
INTERNSHIPS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT LEARNING?
>> I LEARNED SO MUCH.
FIRST THAT I CAN NOT SUE YOU OR COMEDY CENTRAL FOR THE WAGES
BACKEARNED.
I LOVED IT.
I GOT TO WATCH YOU AND AMY AND PAUL.
YOU GUYS WERE WRITING.
YOU WERE DOING YOUR OWN PARTS THAT YOU HAD WRITTEN FOR EACH
OTHER.
YOU TWO OF YOU WOULD DO JERRY BLANKS.
IT WAS THIS CONSTANT HARMONIOUS SYMPHONY OF THE THREE OF YOU
DOING JERRY BLANKS IMPRESSIONS.
>> Stephen: I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT.
I WAS SO TIRED.
THE IMPORTANT THING SWERE WE NICE TO YOU?
>> SO NICE.
>> Stephen: OH, REALLY.
>> SO NICE.
WHAT I REMEMBER MOST ABOUT YOU-- FIRST OF ALL, WHENEVER YOU CAME
IN, YOU JUST BROUGHT A RAY OF SUNSHINE INTO THE ROOM.
>> Stephen: OH!
MY MOM PAID YOU TO SAY THAT, DIDN'T SHE?
>> NO, SHE WON'T ANSWER ANY OF MY CALLS, ODDLY ENOUGH.
AND THE OTHER THING I REMEMBER IS YOU HAD A PAGER--
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I WAS DEALING COKE AT THE TIME.
>> OH, YOU WERE DEALING COKE?
I'M SORRY, WAS THAT NOT CLEAR IN THE STORY.
>> Stephen: YOU SKIPPED THAT PART.
>> YOU WERE A CORRESPOND ON "THE DAILY SHOW."
AND YOU WOULD SAY, "'THE DAILY SHOW'" IS CALLING."
>> Stephen: I WOULD GET A PAGE,"GO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE ON
TELEVISION."
>> AND YOU WOULD COME BACK AND SAY, "LET'S FINISH THIS
EPISODE!" >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON
"DIFFICULT PEOPLE"."
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: IT'S REALLY FUNNY AND WRONG AT THE SAME TIME.
>> IT'S A LITTLE MEAN.
>> Stephen: IS ANY OF YOUR REAL LIFE IN "DIFFICULT PEOPLE."
>> IT'S INSPIRED BY REAL-LIFE EVENTS.
THERE IS ONE EPISODE IN THE CURRENT SEASON WHERE I-- WHAT
HAPPENED WAS, I WAS SCAMMED FOR FAKE "HAMILTON" TICKETS ON
CRAIGSLIST.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SYMPATHY.
THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU
WERE TRYING TO GO AROUND THE NORMAL PROCESSES OF GETTING A
TICKET?
>> I TRIED AND I TRIED.
AND WHAT WAS A GIRL TO DO?
IT WAS ALSO THE EARLY DAYS-- OH, WHAT'S THIS "HAMILTON" SHOW.
PERHAPS I CAN GO ON STUBHUB.
AND I THOUGHT I HAVEN'T USED CRAIGSLIST FOREVER.
WE HAD THIS GUY MEET UP WITH US, AND HE GAVE US THESE TICKETS AND
THEY LOOKED LEGITIMATE.
AND I SHOWED UP AT THE THEATER AND THE USHER SCANNED THEM AND
SAID, "THESE TICKETS ARE FRAUDULENT."
WE MADE THAT A STORY.
BUT THE STORY REALLY BECAME IS JUST THAT I TOOK UP AS A HOBBY
SENDING ABUSIVE TEXTS TO THE GUY WHO SOLD ME THE FAKE TICKETS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: SO YOU STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH THE MAN?
>> WELL, HE DOESN'T WRITE BACK, BUT IT'S NICE TO HAVE, LIKE--
IT'S A CATHARTIC LITTLE JOURNAL.
IT'S LIKE A MONOLOGUE OF-- I MEAN, IT'S JUST-- FRANKLY, IT'S
NICE TO CHECK IN WITH SOMEONE SOMETIMES AND JUST BE LIKE, "HEY
( BLEEP ).
MY LUNCH WAS PRETTY GOOD."
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
>> "AND I HOPE YOU DIE IN A REALLY UNFORTUNATE WAY."
( LAUGHTER ) AND "AND I'LL PROBABLY TEXT YOU
IN AN HOUR OR SO.