- Biggest secret you've ever kept.
- He was (beep).
(chuckles) (gags)
Whoo!
- I'll do it.
- You're gonna do it?
(chuckles)
- Why is it like salty?
- Slap Asa.
- Least every guy Brooklyn has dated?
(beep)
- Oh!
(cool upbeat music)
Okay, you guys.
So you saw part one with Asa's mom,
but welcome to part two of Truth or Drink with
the in-laws!
- We weren't allowed to watch the video,
so I don't know, was it good or not.
- If you don't want to answer the question,
you drink lemon juice.
- We did teriyaki sauce last time.
- Oh, well shoot. - That was so bad.
- There's probably nothing I wouldn't answer, so.
A conversation your parents walked in on
that was embarrassing or awkward.
- We had a text conversation.
Early in the years of us dating.
- Oh no! - That they found.
- I saw your shoulder, Bailey.
- I don't think it was that.
- If I don't remember, it didn't happen.
- (through laughter) You ask! I'm not asking that!
- Favorite (bleep) position?
(timer ticking)
- Each of us?
- And if you don't want to answer, drink the lemon juice.
- It all goes.
- [Rylan] They're old!
- Butterfly. - Butterfly?
- Yeah. Biggest lies you ever told your parents?
- Mm...
- I don't think I've directly lied to
your face about something, but like,
not told you something that I knew you'd
get mad at me for...
I probably got a number--numerous amounts of times that we
made out in the car while he was visiting.
- Oh, there's traffic on the way home.
(laughing)
- I've used the same excuse, so.
- Have you ever broken a law?
- When I was a kid, I stole some gum from the store.
- Ope.
- I'm sure that you've done like, trespassing or--
- Rolling stop sign.
- I don't roll through my stop signs.
- That's crap.
- That's the reason she got it.
- Yeah, it is.
- I spent my whole teenage years, like,
helping ladies across the street.
- Right, right, right.
- We were rule followers.
- What's the longest amount of time you've gone
without showering?
- Probably like six days. - Six days.
- Ew.
- I went to camp a lot as a kid and
I don't know if I showered.
- I would say like five days.
What's the biggest secret you've ever kept from
your parents?
- We are kinda boring.
I don't want to say, I mean, we were fun, but not like--
- I mean, maybe that we were talking about moving to Texas.
We didn't tell them that until
we'd already bought the house and we knew we were
going to move. - Oh.
- Back stabbed.
- That would've stung if they knew beforehand.
- We knew it was going to be ugly
so we tried to rip the band-aid.
- It hurt em when we told em
cause they just moved close to us.
They were only like a mile from us.
- Yeah, that was bad. - That's bad.
- I'm not even gonna lie, that one was bad and
I'm a terrible, terrible human for that.
- There's not a secret that I can remember that like,
like a big thing that I kept from my parents.
- When you peed on the electric fence,
did your dad know about that?
- Oh, yeah!
That was a shocking experience. (punchline drum sound)
- Biggest secret you've ever kept?
- Probably that he was spending the night.
(awkward laughter)
- Platonically. - What does that mean?
- Laying horizontally at night time.
- Side by side, or?
- Surprise!
- Side by side! - Define horizontally.
Cause there's lots of horizontals.
- [Brooklyn] Actually it was head to toe.
So it was like--.
- It's head to toe, yeah!
I was by his feet
and he was up by my feet.
- On two different mattresses.
- Where is the worst or
craziest place you've ever had (bleep)?
- They're probably like, "our bed".
- Uh...
drive-in movie theater in the car.
- That's not even that bad.
- It's just, when the movie wasn't very good...
- What else do you do?
- Nice.
- I have a question. I don't need the phone for this.
What is a secret you know about your siblings
that you haven't told us?
- [Kamri] Wait, you can't expose us.
(stumbles)
- She can drink. She can drink.
- I'm not gonna break the siblings' trust.
- Drink away! - Drink.
- Drink away.
- You're all welcome!
You all better be kissing my butt after this.
(fun music)
- There, that's good.
- Oo.
(coughs) (laughter)
(gags)
- Whoo!
- Worse or better than the teriyaki sauce?
- Better.
- Uh.
Are y'all vanilla or more than vanilla?
(awkward silence)
- I would say, I'm more vanilla.
- Vanilla, vanilla. Oh, 100% he's more vanilla.
- She's like--
- Which, by default, means I'm--
I would probably choose not to be vanilla,
but I married vanilla.
(laughter)
- What is the sexiest thing your partner does?
- Hm...
- [Brooklyn] Drink, Asa, drink.
- She makes love to me.
(laughing)
- You know, what you think is just like, wow.
- Uh, lingerie.
- Okay. I would expect that. That's good.
- Why was that even (indistinct)?
- Rate your children from favorite to least favorite.
- I, I, I can't. That's not fair.
- I'll do it.
- You're gonna do it? No, you cannot.
- No, you can't.
- Least favorite is Bailey.
(laughter)
- Then Asa.
And all the others are above.
It's just a wash.
My job as a father, is to let every one of you
feel like that you're my absolute favorite.
- Go, Shaun, go.
- It is extremely sour.
- What did you learn at the bachelorette party
that you haven't told me?
- [Kamri] That's again not about them!
- Give me some tea that you learned at
the bachelorette party.
- I didn't know that Kamri had been kissed.
I learned that Kamri--
- No, not you learned.
- You know that she'd been kissed?
- No.
- I answered the question!
Kamri has been kissed.
- [Kamri] This is not a fair game.
- What would your prison name be?
- What would my prison name be?
- No, that's not the question.
- I already know that one. Scarr.
- With a double 'r'.
Scarr.
- We always had a joke about it.
That's why I knew that readily.
When I was 18, I had a breast tumor.
It was non-cancerous. No big deal.
But I had this big old scar on my boob.
He always joked that if I had like,
- If you were a stripper. - If I was ever a striper.
- Her name would be maybe Scarr.
(record scratch) He is such an adorable dog.
- [Kamri] He looks like a gremlin.
- He's like you, Rylan, he's cute ugly.
(laughing)
- [Rylan] I'm half you!
(laughter continues)
- Was there any stuff you guys wanted to do, but never did?
- Yes. For me.
- She has a long list of--
- Long list. Vanilla. - Vanilla.
- When was the last time you pooped or peed your pants?
(giggling)
- Oh my gosh. I literally can't even.
- I'll tell you mine if--
Mine was within the year.
- Yeah, I know yours, Asa.
- I remember being like 13
on my way to an after-school activity and
I just needed to go to bathroom and I--
Really, really bad. Number one.
And all of a sudden feeling like warmth.
That's when I was about 13 years old.
- Like maybe as a teenager,
laughing too hard with my girlfriends and wetting my pants?
What is your grossest hygiene habit?
- I chew on my nails.
- I'm bad at putting on deodorant.
(giggling) - It's true.
- I was wondering what that was.
- Hey! - Just kidding, just kidding.
- Who is your least favorite relative on
both sides of your family?
- I'm not gonna answer that.
- Drink up!
- I mean, it's just--because I love them all.
- Mom, you got to drink individually or
are you going to answer?
- Why? That doesn't say that in the questions.
- No, it does. It says,
"who was your least favorite relative on both sides".
Meaning you have to answer for his and
he has to answer for yours.
(cheering) Yes! We got her to drink!
(hype horns blaring) Whoohoo!
(background chatter)
Whoo!
- It was horrible.
- Slap Asa. (chuckles)
That wasn't me, that was a promo fan.
- I have to slap him?
(light slap) (giggling)
- That's okay.
(slap sound repeats)
- Least favorite guy Brooklyn has dated.
- Least favorite guy? - Oh...I'll say it.
- You can say the name, but we can bleep it.
- I'll say it, (bleep).
- (bleep)
- Oh! Yeah. - (bleep) by far.
- I disliked both of them, actually.
- Ours is (bleep). - Oh. Blegh!
- Oh also (bleep). - (bleep) was...
- That person is the--I agree with.
- She has a great little list. - She has a great list.
- Pause, pause pause. Pause while barking.
(elevator music)
- Have you ever gotten drunk?
- Yes. - Yes.
- That was easy. (chuckling)
- Oo, okay. - Do that one.
- Which friend of your partner would you get with
if you weren't with them?
- I like her friends, but not that way.
- Legitimately, none.
What was the most embarrassing thing
about your wedding night?
- That I fell asleep.
- You fell asleep before we could do anything.
I had to wake her up and then--
- Asa is not exhilarating.
- No, I was that exhausted. I was so tired.
What was your initial impression of Asa?
- Totally nerdy. 100% vanilla.
- Check.
- [Kamri] Well, you married vanilla, so...
- I, well--yeah, uh huh.
- I would say, the kid has really, really good taste.
- Oh, brother. - Thank you.
- That was my first impression.
How was that for smooth?
- Question. Least favorite person on
each side of the family?
- Remember. One of them controls your inheritance.
(chuckling)
- Well, I guess, two of em.
- Well, the one was me.
- (through laughter) You're gonna drink for that one?
- Yeah.
- Am I the only one that's going to drink twice if
I don't answer this one?
- Why is it like, salty?
- Yeah, I just really can't make (indistinct).
(gags) It burns my throat.
Thank y'all so much for joining us for this
semi, not-so-semi, exposé.
- I know that there's going to be very many bleeps in
your ears.
- Not very many bleeps in this one guys.
And we'll see y'all next week. Bye y'all.
- Bye.
(upbeat music)