Peter: Heh. Sparrow: (Semi-laughing) It's cold.
Also, I feel lessed exposed.
[Miss Bird and Her Awesome Dancing]
Peter (off-screen): Part of that's beauty is because... of....
AJ (also off-screen): Sure.
Sparrow: I'm pretty!
Peter: I said part of. Sparrow: I'M PRETTY!
Peter: I said part of!
AJ: Alright, alright let's go! Let's go!
Peter: You're beautiful.
Sparrow (with attitude): Take that your pills Fran!
AJ: Go sit like down. Sparrow (still with attitude): Just lie still Fran!!!
AJ: Go ahead and jump on the bench.
Sparrow: Jump on it?
AJ: Yeah.
No, dead.
Sparrow: Oh. Peter: *laughing*
My bad.
Is this dead enough?
*More laughter from Peter and AJ*
AJ: Sure. Sparrow: Like I'm in a casket dead?
(The Confused Peter)
(Yes, hello)
Am I...? AJ: You're beautiful! ... Yeah.
AJ: Cut!
Sparrow: bleh.
(singing) None of this is real
Song: So they tell
So they tell me, okay.
AJ: Try that again....
(singing) Shall we see what these reveal?
There's no- There's no pills, I don't know what to do there! *Peter and AJ laughing*
(singing) Shall we see what these reveal?
Song: I hear Itward's
AJ: heh.
(singing) Tiiiiiiime to try
Finding Mr. Midniiiiiiiight
AJ: Perfect time to TRY finding Mr. Midnight? Interesting.
(singing) See what these reveal?
Song: I hear Itward's
Right. AJ: yeah. *laughing*
That's the second part of it, I was like "what's the next"- okay.
(singing) To try
(talking) Fi- die. AJ: Yep.
I keep changing the lyrics. Cool.
(singing) From me-
Song: or yoooooouuuuuu?
(singing) From me or youuuu- dooo
GET OFF!!!!!
AJ: Drop it.
AJ: *laugh* That's fine. Cut.
*AJ laughing*
Song: Fran bow
I need to sing. AJ: Yeah.
Sparrow: *laugh/breath*
Sparrow (off camera): The wheels on the bus go round and round.
AJ: Sorry let's try it again.
Sparrow: I'm dead.
No I'm dead now.
AJ: Don't loo- don't grab the pills.
AJ: You can keep forward still.
yeah that's okay.
Sparrow: Keep your head forward, but lay on the pillow
What does that mean?
(Sassy Sparrow)
AJ: *quietly* This doesn't really matter but...
*normal* Alright, ready?
Sparrow: merrrrrrrrr
AJ: Alright...
Here we go!
Sparrow: *slightly louder* Merrrrrrrrrrr
[3 dings]
[Camera shutters]
AJ: okay?
*Peter laughing*
[SOMEBODY DID THE SWEAR]
AJ: Why did you take a bunch of pictures of our butts?
Sparrow: This guy poured a little bit of water in someone's ear canal
and a spider came out.
Peter: Cool.
AJ: What?
Sparrow: Yep.
AJ: neeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeee.
AJ: Do it again, faster.
No, put it- *laugh/breath*
(Someone is super bored)
What? What? AJ: *laughter* Said let's go. Sparrow: Oh, okay. *laughter*
You can go, like I'm just fixing my hair.
(Me, I don't know)
AJ: Roll- Sparrow: MERRRR.
AJ: Rolling.
Finding Mr. Midnight!
AJ: *laughter*
AJ: Well that looked good *laugh/breath*
Peter: Except for- AJ: A little bright and perky but *laughing* alright it was good.
AJ: Alright, ready? Sparrow: *laughing*
Finding Mr. Midniiiiiiiight
Random hand.
(Yay kitty)
*laughing* He was being squirtley
AJ: He was?
Sparrow to cat: Hi, don't be squirtley.
OOOOOUAH!!!!
AJ: *laugh*
AJ: Okay, this time- Sparrow (more intense): OOOOOOUH!!!
AJ: Then- then go after the big zipper on the main pocket and open it.
Sparrow: Okay. AJ: Okay?
AJ: *laughing* That was great except then you didn't do anything.
Sparrow: *laughing* Because I couldn't find the zipper! AJ: Oh!
AJ: She just takes a blank piece of paper.
Sparrow: Why?
AJ: Put it in! *laughter*
Sparrow: WHY DOES SHE TAKE IT??
AJ: Put it in.
AJ: *laughing* okay.
AJ: (to the tune of the song) crayon box, crayon box
AJ: Here we go. Sparrow: *Legend of Zelda obtained item music*
AJ: Yeeeaaahhhh, I couldn't really tell what I was looking at.
Sparrow: Alright!
AJ: I'll take that, thank you.
Sparrow: *musically* Merrrrrrrr. AJ: Thank you. *laugh*
AJ: Who are you calling?
AJ: The Ghost Busters?
Sparrow: Are you insane? Call this number.
AJ: Yeah...
(Sparrow's Heavy Breathing)
AJ: ...Yeah...
(Sparrow still breathing heavily)
AJ: 'cause we already got- I realized that was also too similar to...
(OMG Miss Bird no plz)
AJ: The other... whatever.
Alright, stop.
*laughing* Stop that. Sparrow: *laughing*
AJ: Alright... Oh. Sparrow: What you guys didn't see five minutes ago was
he had a string of snot like this long
coming out of his nose AJ: Don't tell them that!!!!
Stop!!!!! I need to-
Sparrow: He's gross.
AJ: It was like that one kid in Wind Waker that runs around and it's like-
it's like heavier than he is, that was me.
Sparrow: *super intense* AM I A GHOST? IS MY HEART MADE OF WOOD?
AJ: Ready?
*AJ and Sparrow laugh*
(Super dramatic Sparrow)
Sparrow: I hear voices. *Laughter*
*AJ and Sparrow laughing*
Sparrow: What are you doing?
AJ: you know... just...
Nose bleeding, but it's not blood. It's-
Sparrow: Why are you doing it?
AJ: it's toxic juices from the nose bar.
Peter: Your nostrils look really big today.
Sparrow: *laugh* All the better to sniff you with, my dear!
*AJ and Peter laughing*
AJ: What did you find Miss Bird?
Sparrow: It's a rinnnggg!
AJ: you have a nice riiinnggg.
Yayyyy Sparrow: It's fantastic.
UUUUUNNNNNN AJ: You could put a ring on it.
AJ: uuhhhhnnnnn Sparrow: That was fun
AJ: You broke it.
Sparrow: I SURE DID!!!! *AJ and Sparrow laughing*
AJ: *single ladies oh oh oh thing*
Sparrow: NO ONE CAN MARRY MEE!!!!!
*AJ laughing*
AJ: Grooossssssss
Sparrow: hehe Peter: Someone.
AJ: You guys are sick... Sparrow: Oh yeah, who?
Peter: You.
Sparrow: You're gonna marry me?
Peter: Yeah.
Sparrow: When?
Peter: I don't know, you'll find out.
Sparrow: Okay.
AJ: meeeehnnnnnnn
AJ: You heard it here first. Sparrow: You all are invited!
Peter: No, you're not!
*Sparrow and AJ laughing*
Peter: That's ridiculous.
*Still laughing*
AJ: Alright. Sparrow: You're all invited.
*More laughter*
(Sparrow yawning)
(She hits something as she almost falls over)
AJ: *quiet mumble* whoa, are you okay?
Sparrow: Yeah, I'm fine *laughing*
psh
Sparrow: Are you insane???? Call us.
(Miss Bird opens cabinet not so gracefully)
*Laughter*
Sparrow: Come on man I'm ho- I'm trying to help!
AJ: okay okay ready?
(She opens the cabinet really good this time)
(Pokes door open)
AJ: *Slightly laughing* okay. Cut.
(Miss Bird says Hi)
AJ: Now we're good.
(Yes, hello Miss Bird)
(Miss Bird blows a kiss!) AJ: Alright.
AJ: Really good, except go this way.
(Sparrow did the swear) f*ck it!!
Peter: Go back to the door.
(Bad Miss Bird, Bad.) Sparrow: God f*cking...
AJ: But that was really close.
Sparrow: I want waffles...
AJ: It looks pretty-
*Laughter*
AJ: *laughing* I want waffles.
*More laughter* Peter: "God f*cking, I want waffles".
AJ: Really close, except the- the record button
didn't start when I wanted it to.
So one more time.
Sparrow (angry Sparrow engage): NO!
YOU DON'T GET ANOTHER TIME SO DESPITE IT MAY BE PERFECT
AJ: I'm sorry! Sparrow: BUT IT'S ALWAYS BETTER
(Happy Miss Bird says Hi)
(Freakin' awesome dancing)
(You go Miss Bird)
(Look at those sick moves)
(Even more awesome dance moves)
(Go Sparrow! Go Sparrow! Woooo!!!)
(Break it down!!!)
(Oh hey look, it's Peter's hand)
(BUT LOOK AT THOSE MOVES!!!!)
(Okay, yeah... she's still dancing)
(Still dancing...)
Sparrow: Hey Peter
How's it hanging?
Are ya swinging?
Swinging a door?
Peter: Swinging a door, yeah.
Sparrow: *kinda laughing* is it fun?
AJ: *blows nose* Peter: No, the door sucks.
*Sparrow laughing*
Sparrow: *Still laughing* What are you doing?
Blowing your nose again?
AJ: *kinda laughing* I'm swinging the door as well.
Peter: Hey Miss Bird, did you hit record?
Sparrow: Yeah.
Peter: Cool.
*More laughter from Sparrow*
AJ: Then you're doing better than I did.
AJ: 3. Peter: Guys
Guys...
We're almost done with the- with the-
(AJ Sneeze)
Sparrow: No we're not.
Peter: *kinda laughing* Bless you dude.
Peter: Bless you.
(AJ sneezes again)
AJ: You're like a jedi, you can do prophecies like that. (That's not a jedi, AJ).
Sparrow: One more time
One more time, something went wrong *AJ laughing*
and I can't fix it until we do it one more time!
AJ: *still kinda laughing* You don't have to do it one more time.
Sparrow: Let's do it.
LET'S DO IT!
JUST DO ITTT!!!!!!!
AJ: We'll do it one more time
but this is literally the only last time. Peter: So...
Sparrow: Hey guys
*AJ Laughing*
It's coffee time.
AJ: It is
Sparrow: uhhh so... AJ: That's pretty good.
Sparrow: Wha- what do you guys normally say?
*AJ clears throat* I don't do subscribe screens so I don't actually know how to do this part.
Hey guys, I'm Markiplier!
No.
Like, favorite, and subscribe? AJ: Yeah.
Sparrow: is that what people say now- still?
Peter: Favorite's not a thing anymore.
(Shocked Sparrow)
Sparrow: Wow, I watch old videos.
AJ: *kinda laughing* yeah
Sparrow: Check out our instagram Peter: Nope, no-.
Sparrow: Facebook, go everywhere, love us...
Don't hate us.
(AJ making noises) If you wanna support us, go check out our patreon.
If you don't want to support us, go die in a fire.
*Laughter*
Speaking of dying in a fire, go check out the Companion Cube song.
and uh, stuff!
The end. Bye!
*Laughter*
AJ: Byeeeeeee
That's pretty good for a first attempt *laugh*
*Outro*