ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome to blade & Sworcery VR that's me
that's my sexy character look Oh
good-looking I am
man I am doing guy stuff going on whoa
buddy
who you would have we would have [ __ ] up
everyone gonna [ __ ] up everyone that's
what I'm talking about peace what peace
yeah oh oh all right we're gonna go out
there I'm gonna show them who's boss
okay yes go nope
yes good job all right where do I go
what do i do how do I play yes whatever
I don't need tips I have a knife if you
have a knife in your hand you don't need
anything else in life a knife is like
and also take away like let that be a
lesson to you as well two knives yes get
Rick god damn it I wanted two nights two
knives are way better than one knife
where did you put it
give me the epic sirs or I'll stab yet
whatever I don't even have any beer what
is this this is terrible I'm God I have
force powers Oh Lord oh yes this is
amazing I'm a big toddler and you need
to respect me I pay taxes okay I want to
leave my knife there for safekeeping
there you go
Pet pet good job weapon storage yes
out of my way chair I have weapons to
get oh hell yeah dude I got some giant
ass swords bring it
oh yes oh yes Oh stroke the sword yes
indeed yeah what key
this is [ __ ] hard I've asked gee
dirty scumbag dying like the pitiful
[ __ ] you are who can they throw the
spear good oh [ __ ] yeah where's the
money where's the money [ __ ]
where did Patricia put the money I know
you know not at all right huh maybe now
you will sniff the sphere do you like it
I had it up my ass if you speak this
health potion could be yours
nom nom good glob you won waterboarding
waterboarded know that I have thoroughly
violated a doll let's actually play the
game please
nice sweater this is great it's a nice
bird flying overhead this is a lovely
summer vacation home i want the small
one it's good for stamina good quick
stats i'ma get oh but no tiny sword all
right dildos and [ __ ] who wants to
go well you're fast run some clothes
what oh yeah what up Oh God
my beard started to go like that once
and I decided against it you should too
but you ain't get me bro oh where did
you pull that sword out of your ass give
me this that's not a sacral rhythm toes
yes another sword I have two swords what
do you have oh nice ass that's what he
has how [ __ ] dare you don't you know
who I am I'm the lord of the dance oh hi
oh you gots a big bag for boobies on you
but that won't stop me you think that
that's cushioning against my bows [ __ ]
once oh boy I got her in the eye
I'm so sorry not really you wanted to
kill me [ __ ] [ __ ] sorry wait am i
apologizing to my enemies [ __ ] back you
dirty [ __ ]
oh that's oh that's [ __ ]
oh that's [ __ ] why do I keep doing it
oh oh oh God I didn't do it they were
dead when I got here
all right wave - now I have two swords
what's up and down hit moving target
isn't come on
hi you suck I'm amazing Wow Wow I'm a
whirlwind of blades all you are is a
dead chicken look at the beard honesty
puts a nice sear dude a rapier is for
sobbing I have the high ground Anakin
it's over meet him knees
I love these oh do I think of more than
easiest hose head shoulders knees and
toes
whoa your beard is Pippa through you
dudes look great in the nips
give me them you tiny pepperonis this is
this is what you get you come out of it
you come at the King with a knife you
get a sword in the teeth
that's a play-doh use the same whoop
this is my danger zone try and come at
me if you try and come in this zone oh
[ __ ] you up
okay I'm gonna smack something my room
and really regretted and hurt my fingers
ladies ladies please we can talk about
this talk about it with my swords how
did you dropped your sword you're
terrible at this
oh god I'm so sorry I'm so thirsty oh
geez give me those butt cheeks you know
right up Main Street
I'm just doing an experiment it's for
science it's for science mom you
wouldn't know I'm playing my video games
Oh God
the first man to ever try suck his own
dick polarised sorry I think that went
well
I think I've proved my point nice um I
think we should pick a different weapon
for this one okay let's start the wave I
want big axe wait I need to turn it
around
hold on hold on don't come back no come
at me I'm like a wild animal ready to be
unleashed why isn't it working I know
I'm supposed to block and all that jazz
but I'm clearly hitting the teeth
clearly word of my escapades that's how
far he'll your face okay I'm not really
a fan of the axe ow
oh yeah I got oh how about leverage
bites not about physics I told you about
physics would you like to learn the same
fight she's still alive dinner Jason
Peter backed into a corner here come on
ladies more than a dance over here okay
Michael Flatley choice ankles knees
ankles boobies get him give me them all
whoo
sweep the leg
I'm sorry but you must die wait sweep
the leg the lake sorry lady give me the
light get me out of your knees oh I love
ankles oh I love the taste of them I
love lady let go I love this melon I
love the similar toes and important
[ __ ] I have a foolproof method Jesus
Christ dude shave your chin oh I am a
warrant
Oh God oh I know I can chop heads off
now no it's all over [ __ ] I need a
weapon or even am I in my room okay give
me give me a tiny knife No fine never
been so Mac just smack one [ __ ]
with another [ __ ] come on meat
shield it works flawlessly so brownie
those were the easy waves where are they
or where are they where's my family
you took them from me Hank over they are
tiny buddy all smooth and he gets it
okay [ __ ] those weren't the very easy
ways Oh tits on the Turnpike wants to
fight jack look yes yes [ __ ] yeah this
is the best [ __ ] hit me in the face
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Jesus [ __ ] too hard [ __ ] game I throw
any morning game at Jack's okay Stewart
all right in the stomach
give me the legs give me the head beat
you up against the wall okay okay we can
talk this out okay we can talk it out ha
you smacked your own fella
I'm run away just like that anybody
without his healed out will perish with
including me apparently
we won through them running through them
[ __ ] I'm a bird now I'm watching these
like what happened man we were doing
well we were in the zone you you were
doing good you were being the best boy
then suddenly what happened ah [ __ ] it
all anyway whoa look at this one back in
Ireland are we back in the hometown of
hometown advantage it's over for you
[ __ ] now all right that's a good
meaty sword but I feel like when I swing
it's not swinging properly also I'm
right-handed so let's do this No let's
go with this I like giving people a good
prick
part of it up there they're all waiting
oh you've armor
oh yes she's with her legs no it's going
down I don't like it I'm sorry Patricia
these day yeah oh yes oh yes what's up
John Travolta okay okay free goods one
seems like a fair fight to you
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yeah you haven't surrounded me all
you've done is given me lots of dead men
and women I still your throat to do that
what if I learn to murder so good dog
dog dog dog yes
nice muscles yeah you must work out yes
I killed oh my god this actually gets me
sprint
holy [ __ ] home your world but you're
about to see some [ __ ] now I was only
traveling in half my speed before now
I'm traveling at full capacity speed is
my name and winning is my game hello
friend you're dead [ __ ] I am the skater
the Irish skater I'm amazing at this Oh
oh yeah hey give me back my sword we
want those who wants toes I do I do
toes are their best breakfast lady like
we just met it's not time for that I
swear I'm not that violent in real life
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okay I will leave this episode blade and
sorcery here what a fun game what a dope
ass murder if ik game I had so much fun
playing that I hope it was this fun to
watch I hope I was even on camera from
listen I don't even care I got to kill
so many people and look good doing it at
the same time
that's a win-win-win-win in my book but
there are some crazy mods out for this
game as well so I might come back and
try it again and do some modding cuz I
think there's like lightsabers and
blasters and all that kind of stuff
which i think is going to be absolutely
awesome so if you want to see more of
this game don't forget to leave a like
on the video and subscribe and wait for
the next one it'll really let me know
what you guys are into and what you want
to watch but until now I'm gonna leave
that
so there be careful cuz I'd be coming
for you next
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