Calling Cat Valentine.
I'm Cat Valentine! Who's calling?
[laughing]
Your Secret Santa.
Oh my God! Yay! [laughing]
And your Christmas present is...
your very own cotton candy machine!
Whoa.
[screaming]
That's right. This man, Larry Stein,
will follow you around all week
and give you all the cotton candy you want!
Oh, my God, Robbie! Thank you!
This is the best Christmas present ever!
Look everyone!
Robbie got me a cotton candy machine
with a man! [laughing]
Come on, Larry, let's get to class! Follow me!
Look it.
- Shoes? - Boots. Fazzini boots.
Ow.
Trina has been dying for these.
I had to go to 11 different stores
- before I could- - Hello.
- Hey. - What's up, Trina?
Okay. What has two thumbs
and is already having a fantastic birth week?
This girl.
Check out my kicks. Fazzini boots.
Got 'em at Simone's on sale.
- Ah. - Oh, don't be sad.
You can borrow 'em, after I'm dead.
[laughing]
Mom, I got fazzini boots. Mom. Mom!
You're gonna have to come up with another present.
I know that!
Hey.
Hey. Brought you a present.
[door closing]
A stuffed dog?
Uh-uh, a special stuffed dog. Check him out.
[laughing]
That's truly frightening.
[laughing]
Yeah, that's a sick toy, isn't it?
[laughing]
Oh, my God, Cat, you did not.
[squealing, laughing]
- Scissors? - They're special scissors!
Okay.
They're from a real movie.
I can not believe you got me these.
What movie were they used in?
The Scissoring.
Wait that- that one about the girl
who comes back from the dead and uses a pair of scissors
on her two best friends?
- Yep. - Starting with the pretty girl.
- Trina. - What?
You wanna see what I got Andre, for his Secret Santa gift?
No.
Look. It's a little... ceramic guitar.
I made it at Color Me Pot.
I thought Sikowitz said that your Secret Santa gifts
have to be really special and creative.
He did.
Well, that's ugly and useless.
No, it's cute.
And look, he can pretend to play it like... dow, dow, dow.
♪ Tori gave me This Christmas present ♪
♪ And it's a tiny guitar ♪
Why are you walking away?
I'm embarrassed for you.
♪ That was mean ♪
♪ You might be crazy ♪
♪ Have I told you lately That I love you? ♪
♪ You're the only reason That I'm not afraid to fly ♪
♪ And it's crazy That someone could change me ♪
♪ Now no matter what it is I have to do ♪
♪ I'm not afraid to try ♪
♪ And you need to know That you're the reason why ♪
[cheering]
Ah.
[cheering]
Happy birthday, Trina.
Thanks. So, where's my present?
And he even gave us both the exact same charm bracelet.
Ooh. When he gave you yours, did he say,
"It's one of a kind just like you"?
[groaning]
At least he had mine engraved "To Carly"
and yours "To Tori".
Yeah, at least... Wait.
Mine says to Topi.
He didn't even notice they got the engraving wrong.
Unless he's dating a third girl named to be a Topi.
[chuckles]
- Hey, man. Hey, Beck. - Yeah? Hey. Hi. What?
- Bam. - Oh, so you're my Secret Santa?
True chiz. Open it up.
Okay.
You bought me a cricket?
Nope. I caught you a cricket.
That's the one that's been livin'
in your trailer, keepin' you up every night.
Shut up, how did you- how'd you catch him?
Well, your mom let me into your place
after you left this morning and I used some peanut butter
to lure him into that box.
How did you know that crickets like peanut butter?
Everybody likes peanut butter.
[chirping]
That a cricket?
- Yeah. - Uh-huh.
Can I have it?
[chirping]
Sure.
Courtney! Merry Christmas from your Secret Santa.
[gasping]
- What'd you get? - A cricket.
That's hot.
Hello, boys. Come in.
Thanks. Brought you a plant.
Look, brought you a little chocolate leaf blower.
That's chocolate?
- Yeah, taste it. - No!
Hey, Andre, Christmas beef?
Yeah, sure.
Wait, who made it?
My brother.
Um-um. Nope. No, thank you.
Why not?
'Cause last month, I ate his Thanksgiving sausage
and I'm still a mess.
[music playing]
♪ If just for a minute You get a feelin' ♪
♪ Look up in the sky ♪
♪ Santa's here So get in the spirit ♪
♪ Just give it a try ♪
♪ Children beamin' And I'm dreamin' ♪
♪ Hopin' that it's true ♪
♪ 'Cause it would mean so much To spend this ♪
♪ Christmas time with you ♪
♪ So if you feel it comin' On this special day ♪
♪ Just trust your heart ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't wait To hear you say ♪
♪ That it's Christmas And the start of something new ♪
♪ Well, it's Christmas ♪
♪ And I hope You'll feel it, too ♪
♪ Everyone together sings ♪
♪ Of silver bells And golden rings ♪
♪ But all of it means nothin' Without you ♪
♪ Oh no no no! ♪
♪ It's not Christmas Without you-you-you ♪
♪ It's not Christmas Without you ♪
[cheering]
Mr. Robbie Shapiro.
Hey, Beck.
Let's talk Secret Santa.
You're my Secret Santa?
Merry Christmas, Rob.
[music playing]
You bought me a girl? Whoo.
No, no.
You know how you always talk about that bully?
The one who used to beat you up when you were seven?
Yeah, Christy Vicaris.
Man, I hated that beefy little witch
and her mean face.
And you always say you'd kill
for just one chance to tell her off?
Yeah.
Robbie, Christy Vicaris.
You found her? You're Christy?
So, you wanna tell me off?
Well... I did... but now your hot.
Maybe you kids should go to Jet Brew
and talk things over.
Oh, I'm not paying $3 for a cup of coffee.
Ooh, this will buy coffee and scones.
Scones.
Maybe in Canada.
Merry Christmas, Rob.
Ew, your hand is sweaty.
I know.