what's goin on guys?
I am Matthias and welcome to
(slowed down) Google Feud
this game right here is all about guessing the top listed suggestions that people search
the top searched items
so basically I have to guess what is one or as many as I can of the top ten in any particular category
so I, I don't know how to spell that great, I'm not a great speller
so I don't think I'm gonna guess a lot of things right, even if I do guess things right
I've seen a couple people play this, looks fun
let's get started
culture
giraffes are
see this, this is counter-intuitive, you know what I mean?
like, no one's gonna search giraffes are tall
Matthias: ok, you think, tall? Bryan: tall
Matthias: search Bryan: that would be my answer
no, see what I mean? Because people know giraffes are tall
giraffes are spotted
Bryan: no
Matthias: giraffes are Bryan: stupid
*laughing* why would they search giraffes are stupid?
giraffes are herbivores
Matthias: aahh Bryan: oooh
see? It's gonna be something that people are more likely confused about
like, oh does a giraffe eat meat?
aggressive?
nope
gay?!
really?
who, why would someone wonder if a giraffe is gay?
awesome, dumb, dumb!
*laughing* Bryan: I told you!
you said stupid
Indiana Jones and the
temple of doom ?
and the last crusaders
oh, oh I spelled it wrong!
and the last crusade, ooohhh
am I cheating?
Bryan: you're definitely cheating
Matthias: *laughing* Bryan: you can't do that
I'm cheating, I'm cheating!
I knew it before hand, so that's not cheating
Bryan: your total score? Matthias: is 21
crystal skull
skull
ok, I'm, man I'm doin well
how could there be ten results?
I'm so curious
Bryan: and the skull
and the skull
no
Bryan: don't listen to me
yeah, why am I listening to you, bro?
Indiana Jones and the crusade
dang!
last crusade, temple of doom, cast, oh, ok, ok, variations
ok, I'm getting this
bathrooms near
LA?
Matthias: wha- bathrooms near? Bryan: that is a random thing to ask Google, bathrooms near my home?
my home...
no
bathrooms near *laughing* what?
what would you be curious about a bathroom being near?
restaurants?
Matthias: bathrooms near me Bryan: you stink
Matthias: me? Bryan: *laughing*
bathrooms near meee
AHHHHH...
Central Park, Boston, me nyc, Eiffel Tower
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
I love the taste of...
what?!
come on!
Bryan: poop...yeah
*Bryan and Matthias laughing*
I, I, balls?!
you, diet dew?
blood, water, beer
let's do culture again, ketchup is...
ketchup is sugar free
no
Bryan: *laughing* why? Matthias: I don't know maybe people think it's, uh, they're wondering if ketchup is, but then
Bryan: healthy!
healthy, healthy, healthy..
what?!
I'm not listening to you ever again, you never give me good, good, uh, good responses here
ketchup is red *Small sigh*
aaahhhhhh
a vegetable, a ve- *laughing*
ketchup is a, ketchup is a smoothie
a good moisturizer?
if you're putting ketchup on yourself to moisturize yourself, like, buy some lotion yo
ok, let's do names
Scott
Bryan: what's the Kardashian guy?
what Kardashian guy?
Bryan: he's married to a Kardashian, his name is Scott... Matthias: I have no idea
Scott Hamel, how do you spell Hamilton?
I don't know any Scotts
this is toough, man
Bryan: you're not very good
I haven't gotten any in a long time
Bryan: d
Bryan: ah, Desic, Disick, that's who I was trying... Matthias: I have no idea who, I have no idea who any
Scott Sterling, I've heard of that
names I'm just, Douglas
Bryan: isn't there a writer Douglas..? Matthias: I, I?
Bryan: Duheishen? Matthias: Duelheishen?
fur
Bryan: tree Matthias: furr
*laughing* furrrrrr
*laughing*
J, Booth, Macarthur
why is my goldfish dead?
what?!
oh I spelled orange wrong...
swimming sideways, not moving, dyiing, twitching, turning brown..
I put a color in there, I was close
losing scales, oh poor, poor goldfish
what would happen if I..?
jumped out of a plane..
eat ... my poop
Bryan: no way, if that's...
Matthias: evidently I don't think like everyone else Bryan: die?
no
Matthias: died! Bryan: ooohhh
that's not fair, you should be able to get that right if, if you got close enough
stopped eating, only ate ramen, only ate fruit
drank bleach *small laugh*, ate, oh come on, we got both, we got two of em
we got two of em
that's not fair
is the president a woman ?
are we talking about Obama here?
Matthias: cause maybe Bryan: is the president a democrat?
Muslim
a demo- yeah democrat, is that how you spell that?
Nazi
*laughing*
politician
lizard, aahh I shoulda gotten lizard, man
I should've gotten lizard
questions
should I be a
Matthias: I, I, nothing Bryan: woman
should I be a, that's, a woman? Come on that's not gonna be one
it's gotta be like a job, cop
haha!
a fire fighter
oh doctor, doctor
lawy- lawyer
ooohhh!
*laughing* you got so excited you broke my hanger !
ooohhh, nurse
teacher, stay at home mom, surgeon, pharmacist
well, we got, we did good on that round
is it ok to swim with dolphins ?
Matthias: yeah Bryan: aah
sharks?
what?!
dogs?
alcohol ?
aw is it a, a cold, a uti, a tampon in?
Bryan: eeewww
a fever, ringworm, oh
Bryan: eeeewww -_- Matthias: ok
we thought, we thought wrong
why do adults have
Bryan: sex?
I'm not listening to you anymore
why do adults have, have jobs
Bryan: nooo, come on *small laugh*
money
Bryan: noo
aahhh, stem cells, wet dreams?
Bryan: eeww Matthias: next round, next round
can dogs learn to
flip?
Bryan: talk?
that's not gonna be one, that's not gonna be one
Bryan: you wanna bet? You watch, you watch! Matthias: no, no, no, I'm not listening to you anymore
it's not gonna be
Bryan: talk or speak
can dogs learn to bark
Bryan: the, they don't need to learn how to..
ok, ok, speak
told you
Bryan: talk Matthais: t- oooohhh the first one!
*crazy laughing*
why?!
people you can't be that dumb!
dogs can't talk!
aaAAAHHH!
I want to buy a
car
house
pet
Bryan: cat?
no, no, no, no,no,no maybe cat ?
no!
computer
ughhh
timeshare, dog!
gun
I wanna buy a tiny house *small laugh*, just, you know, I just wanna fit myself
Bryan: yeah I don't think you're doing very good at all
I think I'm doing good, I watched Jacksepticeye's and I think I'm doing better than he did
Jason Bourne
ha ha!
Bryan: Jason... Matthias: Statham ?
there we go
Bryan: Jason from, isn't he from a horror movie?
Bryan: Jason?
and Freddy?
ok fine
oh Derulo, I, I don't really.., Jason Bateman
Bryan: Jason Day! He's a golfer
I think I'm a...
cat?
ooh!
*laughing* Bryan: no way!
*laughing*
dog
awwhhh
clone, bunny, lesbian, bad person, medium
Mr.....
uuuehhhh, robot
how to look cool ?
how to look sexy ?
how to look smart?
what?!
none of those?!
Bryan: hot!
uuugh!
pretty!
come on, hot and pretty!
you should be typing sexy!
I gotta get to 100,000, I wanna get to 100,000
Matthias: questions Bryan: that'll take you a while
what is the number for 911 ?
*laughing*
the pooolice
come on
Pizza Hut?
Matthias: Pizza Hut?! Bryan: dang, Pizza Hut's killing it
yeah *laughing* Pizza Hut's killing it
why does my dad hate me
aaaooowh that's so sad Bryan: *in background* oooh
oh I hit 100,000!
WOOO!
100,000 because I got, because my dad hates me
yes!
*sad music* *Matthias quietly sobbing*
guys, hope you enjoyed this video
I'm so, I'm so stoked that I got 100,000, let me know down in the comments below
how fast did you get to 100,000 points ?
took me 21 rounds
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