>> WELL, IT IS CHRISTMASSY AS ALL HELL IN HERE.
I'M SORRY I SAID HELL, I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THESE GUYS.
HOW MUCH BAILEY'S IS IN THIS RON?
>> IT'S ALL BAILEY'S, MY MAN. [ DOORBELL ]
>> OH, THAT'S PROBABLY CRYSTAL AND GENE.
THEY SAID THEY WERE RUNNING LATE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS. COME ON IN.
>> SORRY, THIS ONE IS TO BLAME. >> OH, MAN, HERE WE GO, HERE WE
GO NOW. >> CAN I GET YOU A BAILEY'S ON
THE ROCKS. >> OH, THANKS, I'D LOVE ONE.
>> DO ME A FAVOR, GET HIM A DIET PEPSI.
>> OH, BABY, COME ON NOW, I CAN'T HAVE A DRINK?
OH, SWEETIE. CRYSTAL, COME ON.
>> GENE, HAVE A DRINK IF YOU WANT ONE.
>> NO, NO, RON, I SHOULDN'T PUSH IT.
>> DO YOU HAVE STRAWS? >> WE HAVE THE CRAZY STRAWS THAT
OUR KIDS LIKE TO USE. >> THAT WILL DO.
>> OH, BABY, COME ON BABY, DON'T MAKE ME USE A CHILD'S CRAZY
STRAW. COME ON, CRYSTAL.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU SLURP, GENE.
>> I'LL DRINK IT QUIET. COME ON BABY, I DON'T SLURP.
>> YOU THINK YOU DON'T SLURP, GENE.
HERE. >> OKAY.
I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT. >> DO YOU DO EVERYTHING YOUR
WIFE SAYS, GENE? >> WHAT, OH, MAN.
YOU -- YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. OKAY?
SHE JUST KNOWS WHAT'S BETTER FOR ME.
I'M VERY LUCKY. >> GENE, I AM UNDER THE
MISTLETOE, GET OVER HERE AND KISS ME.
>> OH, ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE. >> BETTER HOP TO IT, GENE.
>> OH, REGGIE, COME ON NOW DON'T BUST MY CHOPS.
COME ON, REGGIE. >> HURRY UP, DO YOU KNOW HOW
DESPERATE I LOOK RIGHT NOW? >> ALL RIGHT.
I'M COMING, HON. >> FORGET IT, YOU ARE TOO LATE.
GO KISS YOURSELF. >> OH, BABY HOW DO I KISS
MYSELF? COME ON, I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
>> THEN GRAB THAT LIFE SIZED CHRISTMAS BEAR UNDER THE TREE
AND KISS IT. >> I REALLY GOT TO KISS THAT
OVERSIZED TEDDY BEAR? THE ONE WITH THE OVERALLS?
COME ON CRYSTAL. >> YES, AND MAKE IT A GOOD ONE,
GENE. >> WHAT, LIKE A BIG WHOLE THING?
YOU WANT ME TO -- OH, CRYSTAL, COME ON NOW.
>> YES, A FRENCH KISS. AND I WANT TO SEE A LOT OF
TONGUE, GENE. >> OH, GENE, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
DO THAT. >> NO, I BETTER.
I DON'T WANT CRYSTAL TO BE MAD >> KISS THAT TEDDY BEAR LIKE YOU
MEAN IT. SHOW THEM WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL
WITH EVERY NIGHT, GENE. >> CRYSTAL, NOW COME ON, I DON'T
WANT THEM TO SEE OUR SECRETS. COME ON BABY, NOW.
>> DO IT. >> YEAH, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOUR SECRETS EITHER. >> TELL THAT BEAR HOW HOT HE
LOOKS IN -- AND HOW HOT HE LOOKS.
>> HE? >> DO IT!
>> COME ON, CRYSTAL. ALL RIGHT.
YOUR BOOTIE LOOKS GOOD IN THAT DUNGAREE.
>> BOOTIE? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>> TAKE THAT BEAR'S CHRISTMAS OVERALLS OFF, GENE.
>> OH, CRYSTAL. DON'T MAKE ME UNDRESS THE BEAR.
COME ON, CRYSTAL. >> GENE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
THIS, MAN. >> YEAH, THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE.
>> AND THAT'S ELAINES CHRISTMAS GIFT.
>> WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I GOT TO PICK MY BATTLES WITH CRYSTAL.
GET THESE PANTS OFF. >> YOU ARE MAKING THAT BEAR
WORK. SHOW HIM WHAT YOU REALLY LIKE,
GENE. >> WELL, BABY, THESE ARE --
THESE ARE MY BEDROOM FANTASY. >> DO IT.
>> OKAY, WELL, I DON'T SEE NO FINGERS ON THE BEAR, HONEY, I
I HAVEN'T -- LET ME TURN THE BEAR UP LIKE THIS, MAYBE.
GET UP UNDER IT? >> STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, GENE.
>> OH, PLEASE. >> GOT OFF MY STUFFED BEAR.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY, YOU HAVE BEEN
LAYING INTO ME HEAVY THE WHOLE NIGHT IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY
EMPLOYEES. BUT I THINK JUST MAYBE YOU ARE
GOING TOO FAR. OKAY?
I'M IN THE GOING TO TRY TO PUT MY -- YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM.
I'M GOING TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN RIGHT NOW AND SAY THAT
THAT'S IT. NO MORE!
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH THIS
LIFE SIZED TEDDY BEAR ANYMORE, >> SOMEBODY GET A LITTLE DIET
PEPSI IN HIM AND SUDDENLY HE'S ALL MAN.
HOW ABOUT WE GO HOME AND YOU GET ON TOP?
>> OH, BABY. COME ON NOW, NOW I GOT TO BE
ON -- >> COME ON, GENE.
>> LET ME GET THE BEAR SO WE CAN FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I KNOW. WE DONE MADE A MESS.
I'M SORRY. >> DID THEY TAKE ELAINE'S GIFT
WITH THEM? >> IT'S OKAY.
[ APPLAUSE ]