[music playing]
This is so awesome!
Sir Swayze is actually coming here!
To Astoria! Where we live!
[laughing]
Oh! But he's coming all the way from the Kingdom of Inwood.
Oh, I hope he doesn't get attacked by a monkey worm.
Please, he's the greatest knight in all of Astoria.
He'd just punch that monkey worm right in the mouth.
[laughing]
We're excited for Sir Swayze too!
Look at Sage! She's smiling like a chuckle head.
I am! I am! I'm a happy chuckle head.
[giggling]
I know we're all fans of Sir Swayze.
But when he arrives, let's have a little self-control.
[music playing]
He's coming!
[cheering]
Who's crazy for Swayze?
[cheering]
As a gift to Astoria,
I will show you my legendary pinky power punch.
[gasping]
Swayze!
[punching]
[crashing]
He destroyed my favorite cart
and I don't even care!
Woo! Sir Swayze!
[cheering]
[blowing kiss]
[laughing]
I heard Sir Swayze has his own battle unicorn.
I heard he survived a face-to-face battle against Ryker.
I heard Sir Gareth kicked him out of knight school, because I did.
[laughing]
Did you kick him out for being too awesome?
Because I'm worried I might have that same problem.
[laughing]
I kicked him out because he never wanted to do the work.
He only wanted to take shortcuts.
So how did he become a knight of the Inwood?
Inwood lets anyone become a knight.
They even knighted a dog.
They call him Sir Barks-A-Lot.
[laughing]
Can't wait until Sir Swayze leaves.
Great news! Sir Swayze's not leaving!
[cheering]
It's true!
I'm staying to open The Sir Swayze Knight Academy.
[gasping]
Swayze, this kingdom already has a knight school!
Oh, unclench your metal butt, Sir G.
[laughing]
Anyone interested should meet me here tonight.
The first students to sign up get their very own Swayze clip-on tail!
Trademark Swayze Enterprises.
[laughing]
If we train with Sir Gareth and Sir Swayze,
we'll be doubley amazing!
[gasping]
Wouldn't it be so great!
Except it's never gonna happen.
[laughing]
My students are forbidden to attend his school.
But, can we go to his academy?
[laughing]
I withdraw my question.
[laughing]
[music playing]
Like a momma bird, I chewed up the awesomest worm and spat it.
[spitting]
Into your mouths.
[laughing]
Making you awesome too.
[laughing]
You know what? Sir Gareth never spits awesomeness into our mouths.
[laughing]
Now...
You all know how to take down a mummy using the pinky power punch.
Unleash your pinkies.
[laughing]
- Swayze! - Swayze!
[punching]
Yes, I am such a good teacher!
[laughing]
You guys stay here.
I have something very special for you.
Please be a bunny! Please be a bunny!
[laughing]
Now, I will give you the most handsome shield
in all the five kingdoms.
[gasping]
[laughing]
They're to let everyone know you're my students.
Well, everyone except Sir Gareth.
If he finds out we're here it's not going to be pretty.
So I shouldn't have called him down here
to see how much better my academy is than his school?
- What? - What?
Swayze!
[laughing]
- He's coming! - Hide!
[laughing]
So you call this sad display an academy?
It has no heart!
It has no guts!
It has no-- Oh, spa water!
[laughing]
That's nice. Mm.
As I was saying!
This academy is a joke!
My star students don't seem to think so.
[laughing]
Who would be dumb enough to train under you?
Definitely not Buttercup, Sage, Arc and Ciara, right guys?
[laughing]
Hey, G Diddy!
[laughing]
I can't believe you went behind my back like this,
after I specifically told you not to!
Sir Gareth...
We're just trying to become great knights.
And you thought disobeying me was the way to achieve that?
I've never been more disappointed.
All of you to the training yard for your punishment right now!
[moaning]
Not you!
[music playing]