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Matt: GOOD SHOT. GOOD SHOT.
[ WARTHOG SQUEALS ]
OH, I JUST GOT A GOOD, BIG OL' WARTHOG.
OH!
[ BODY THUDS ] HE CRASHED.
I JUST HEARD HIM CRASH IN THE BUSHES RIGHT UP THERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO!
GORGEOUS WARTHOG.
IT'S AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HUNTING
HARD AS HELL TO TRY TO GET SOMETHING FOR THE LAST 12 DAYS,
AND I ALSO KNOW THAT, BACK AT CAMP,
I HAVE GOT THREE VERY HUNGRY PEOPLE.
BY GUTTING IT, I'M GOING TO LEAVE ABOUT
ALMOST 20% OF THE WEIGHT OF THIS CREATURE HERE
SO I CAN CARRY THIS SUCKER BACK.
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Molly: LOOK AT THIS.
Gary: FULL POT OF CATFISH.
Blair: WOW. OOH, THOSE ARE BIG HEADS.
NICE FIND.
WE'RE IMPRESSED.
YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO HAVE SOME IF YOU WANT.
THANK YOU.
FULL DISCLOSURE, THOUGH, I FOUND IT
ON THE RIVERBANK HALF-EATEN WITH FLIES ON IT.
JUST SOMETHING -- I PROBABLY WON'T PARTAKE.
I'M NOT GOING TO PARTAKE. IT'S SOMETHING.
♪♪
IF I GOT THIS ALL COOKED AND MATT WALKS UP WITH A KILL,
THIS WILL JUST BE TOO FAMILIAR.
IT'LL BE TOO FAMILIAR.
IT'LL BE TOO MUCH A PART OF OUR STORY.
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Matt: HEY, EVERYBODY!
Molly: WHAT?
WHAT?!
YOU GUYS ORDER BACON?
CRAP! WHAT?
THAT'S A WARTHOG?
AS SERIOUS AS THIS GUY ON MY BACK.
Blair: OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
I CALLED IT. I SCAVENGED SOME CATFISH.
I SAID, "IF MATT COMES BACK WITH A KILL,
THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO FAMILIAR."
OH, MY GOD. GOOD JOB, MAN.
OH, MY GOD. I'M EXCITED FOR ALL OF US.
I DROPPED THIS WARTHOG DOWN,
AND ALL THREE OF THEIR EYES LIGHT UP LIKE
CHRISTMAS MORNING, AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW EVERY SINGLE THING
I JUST DID, 100% WORTH IT.
LET'S CHOP UP A BUNCH AND EAT IT.
YEP.
IT APPEARS THAT HE HAS SOME FAIRLY DECENT FAT ON IT.
YOU CAN RUB IT ALL OVER YOUR SKIN.
YAY! OH, MY GOSH. YES.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE, LIKE -- FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE LOTION.
BRING IT ON, BABY!
-[ GROANS ] -OKAY.
Matt: PLAN IS PROCESS THIS ANIMAL AWAY FROM CAMP
TO GET AWAY FROM ANY DANGEROUS PREDATORS.