- Whoa! - Wow!
- [Troy and Farryn] What?
- Man, out your mind. - Phhbt.
Save your money.
- Yeah, no. - Don't do it.
(whooshing) (squeaking)
(rhythmic music)
- What's up guys, my name is Q.
- Hi, my name is Troy.
- Hi, my name's Lea.
- Hi, my name is Farryn, and today we're trying
cheap versus expensive lotion.
- Why is lotion so important for black people?
- 'Cause we would get ashy as (bleep).
- You know how they say "black don't crack?"
It's because of lotion.
So we have to moisturize to stay looking so young.
- Like, I'm 52 years old.
(Farryn laughing)
You wouldn't know that 'cause I put lotion on.
- For me, my skin dries out a lot.
And going outside I can feel the tightness on my skin
and it feels, like, really uncomfortable.
- Yeah, like if you're in the East Coast.
- Yes. - Like, once it gets dry,
you'll notice.
Like, in L.A. I don't really get ashy
(laughs) but, like, back home
if I, like, even miss a spot on my body,
I'll go outside and be like, "Oh (bleep)."
- Honestly, - It's a thing.
- I didn't really lotion that much growing up.
Like, not as much as I should have.
Because I, (laughing) because I--
- I was definitely giving you that look, like, okay.
- Because I grew up in Florida.
So it's humid. - Oh yeah, there you go, yeah.
- So you walk outside, it's just like a natural lotion.
- Yeah.
But when it gets dry, it's a wrap.
- It's just dry around the fingers,
around the feet. - Hell yeah.
Around the elbows, I can't be going out
looking like (laughs) that. - Oh man.
- You when a vampire, like, the light hits a vampire
and they just, like, turn into dust?
- Yeah.
- That's what it's like. - And you know what else?
This is the real reason why you don't want to do it.
(laughing) Because-- - What? Scared.
No, this the real reason, it's like,
if you go to school ashy,
if you go anywhere ashy, - Yes.
- That's yo (bleep).
And if you got friends around you,
they're going to roast you.
Like, you're not gonna make it out.
It's like, "Oh look at his ashy (bleep)!"
- Let's try this one. (cash register chimes)
So, we are doing SheaMoisture,
it's a black-owned brand.
- I've never used their body lotion though,
so this'll be a first time for me.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I actually put some of this in my hair today.
- Did you?
- Yeah, my hair is (bleep) up but it's like,
it smells good.
- Well, we're not gonna put this
(Q sniffs) in your hair today.
- Let me smell.
- Smell it, it smells (bleep) great.
- That does smell good.
- SheaMoisture. (twinkling)
- Can't read that, Son-gi-wi mushroom.
Sounds fancy.
- Coconut and hibiscus body lotion,
with Songyi mushroom.
- It smells like this got perfume on it too.
- Oh yeah.
- So, I don't know if I can be out here
rocking perfume and stuff.
- This smell good as (bleep).
- Oh, this does smell really nice.
- It does.
- It smells like food.
- I'm gonna start with my problem spot which is my elbow.
I can't really ever seem to get that...
- I can't make this stuff either.
- Get that thing right.
- You know, I'm not gonna lie.
This is weird, nevermind.
I don't wanna say it now.
- Say it. This smells like
my ex-girlfriend.
I think she used to wear this.
I didn't know but now I think I know.
That's kinda weird. - Oh no.
- Yeah, I know. - Are you having a moment?
- I am.
I miss you girl. (lips smacking)
- Ooh. - It's that Songyi Mushroom.
- This feel, how, what?
This is the cheap stuff?
That feels good. - Nice.
- I was expecting, like, a cheap like--
- Ooh, this smells really good.
- JERGENS, like
99 cent bottle. - (laughs) Yeah.
Like watery over here, man. - Yeah!
It's basically just water!
(both laughing)
- This is nice. - Yeah.
- It's like butter!
- It might just be me, but this is still dry.
- Oh yeah. (both laugh)
But it's not too shiny on your hands, though.
- Mm-mm. - But,
it does feel like a heavy coat.
- [Farryn] Now we're gonna try this mid-price one.
(cash register chimes)
- Ooh, Lancome.
This the fancy stuff.
- Natural Royal Body.
- Nutrix?
- Lancome Magnifique.
- Ah! (Q laughing)
(Lea speaking in foreign language)
- Honestly, - La la.
- I don't even know what the (bleep) that means.
- I don't even know what I said.
- Look, you don't?
You said that so confidently. - It's like
(speaks in foreign language).
- What does that mean?
- I don't know, I studied french and I--
- Honestly, - Do not remember what I...
- You had me sold.
- I don't know if you're gonna like this one.
You're gonna smell a little like a,
- Eh. - Smells like an old lady,
kinda. - Ooh.
- Old lady smell. - Maybe I like that.
- I don't know anything about Lancome,
but I think I've seen Lancome Magnifique,
in like, "Zombieland," like the first "Zombieland" movie.
Oddly enough, I feel like he said that in the movie
and I thought it was so funny.
- Is that perfume?
- Um, it's cologne.
- I'm thinking (sniffs) Lancome Magnifique.
- Yeah I don't, no, not into this one.
- I feel like the first one--
- Looks like, I look greasy.
- This is way too shiny.
- You gotta rub it in a little, yeah.
- It's almost like it has,
this thing has glitter in it.
- Oh wow, oh my gosh.
- This smells way better. - This smells expensive.
- Yeah it does, this smells good.
- This smells like something, like,
a celebrity would put on their body.
- You know what, or somebody's grandma.
My grandma specifically.
- Yeah.
- This smells like my grandma.
- This is grandma. - I miss her as well.
Oh my god, every lotion is gonna remind me of somebody.
- This is a grandma lotion.
- What is that gonna remind you of though,
like (bleep) Rihanna?
Goddamn. - Cash.
- [Farryn] I mean it's doing the job.
- Yeah, look like I put, like,
lard on my... - But if I had to choose,
right now, between this one and this one, I'm
probably choosing this one. - Yeah I'm taking this one,
man, for sure.
- [Producer] This one's about 50 bucks.
- 50 bucks?
It's not bad.
- [Both] What?
- Man, out your mind. - Phhbt.
- Save your money. - Yeah, no.
- Don't do it. - Get you this shea butter.
- Don't do it, don't do it.
- Oh!
Absolutely not, whoa. (Lea laughing)
Absolutely not. (laughs)
- Really? - What?
- Well grandma, had a nice collection
of expensive lotion. - Hey, grandma got cash.
She gave everybody money on their birthday.
Not me.
- That's true. - Everybody getting this.
- So, if there is something that's above this one,
then I don't even know what you guys are giving us next
'cause when I see this in the store I just go, "Nope!"
(upbeat music)
(cash register chimes)
♪ All right ♪
- I'm expecting some big things out of this gold box.
I don't even know what it is,
look like a butterfly on the top.
- So now, - Ooh.
We're gonna try the most expensive one.
- This just looks fancy.
- Now, this one,
apparently is Kim Kardashian's favorite lotion.
- What?
- I wore shorts and I rolled up my shirt,
so I can put as much of this on my body as possible.
'Cause I'm soaking up all this--
(laughs)
- Yo!
- Whoa! - Wow!
- [Q] What the (bleep)?
- Wow, it's heavy.
- Whew! - Oh!
- I like that!
I like it, the presentation is there.
- Oh yeah. - Oh yeah.
It comes with a spoon or, what?
- This almost looks like a magical 8 ball and stuff,
(Greg laughing) like what are we doing,
they about to tell me my future,
- Oh man. - And then like
also keep me moisturized.
- That's amazing. - What the (bleep) is this?
- (laughs) It's a wand.
So you can really get the lotion in.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah. - I didn't know what,
I just thought it was like a massager.
- An applicator?
- What is that?
Yeah.
- Do you scoop it out then you just...
- Yo! - Do you rub it in like this?
- Yo, that's some fancy (bleep), yo.
- Like a butter knife? - Right?
- Is that what we're doing?
I don't know what--
- I'm not worthy of using that one.
- What, okay, wait let me...
- Right, my greasy-ass palms - It's gonna slip
- From this one - Right out of my hand.
- Orchidee Imperiale--
Dude, this is some fancy words
I'm not about to--
- Aw man. - Butcher on TV.
So, we're not about to do that.
(Troy mumbling) - Oh, I didn't even know.
Orchidee-- - Oh, damn.
- Orchidee Imperiale?
- (laughs) Clearly can't read.
- I mean it looks, like, rich.
- Hold on, I gotta dry my hands off.
- This looks rich. - This does look rich.
Could you image you just wake up every morning
and you're like "Uh, let me just..."
- But, honestly, I feel like I wouldn't, like,
want to do that.
Like, when I wake up I wanna feel good,
but I wanna be down and dirty with it.
This is too cute.
I don't need that, I don't wanna be that cute.
- Smell that.
- Ooh.
- That smells so expensive.
- It does.
Look at the fucking levels that you gotta go to.
- Wow! - That is pretty nice.
- Dude, there's all these steps!
- All this work. - Man, I'm already over it.
- Just want to put lotion on.
- [Both] Oh yeah.
- I like this. - Yeah, this is, got it.
This is for surely, this is it.
- Alright, here we go.
- (gasps) Ooh, that feels fancy.
- Get it in my-- - That feels rich right there.
- Get it in my bullet wound.
- All right. - You think I'm gonna lotion
my whole body in the morning with that?
- Can I lotion your face with this?
- How 'bout this, can you put, like,
a couple dots on my face and then work around?
- Yes.
- Whoa, that feels so--
- See it's like zen. - Weird, actually.
- Does it really?
Okay.
- Alright, girl, I got you.
You want to put it on your face?
- You clean it?
I didn't even think about this.
- Let's share germs.
- No.
- I swear, it's almost like butter.
Not that I rub butter, (Troy laughing)
on my body, but like-- - Never done that.
(both laughing)
I'm just imagining, if I did rub butter on my body, this is
what it would feel like. - Yeah.
- I don't want to say it,
it has the consistency of, almost like, a lube.
- Oh I didn't know what you were about to say.
- Yeah, like-- - Yeah that's not bad.
(Q chuckles) - It's like a...
It's very silky.
- It feels good on your face.
- Let me just get a little more because--
- [Producer] Think this costs?
- I don't know man,
if that's 50 I want to say, like,
with this whole presentation,
they trying to be fancy with it.
(exhales)
- Okay, Kim Kardashian,
this one's 50.
I'm guessing this one's probably like 10 or 12
or something like that. - Yeah, I'm sure we can find.
Yeah.
- 150, 200 dollars?
- Two, three hundred?
- Like, it's nice, but the presentation,
they trying to sell us on something.
- Oh yeah.
- This is supposed to be a full on experience.
- So, I'm gonna guess she probably pays,
$2,000 for this lotion.
- Whew, shit. - That's my guess.
- I was gonna say $100.
- She got money to blow so, - Yeah, I don't know.
- Like, $2,000 is basically $100.
- Listen, man, 100--
oh, I'm gonna go 100.
- You think she's buying $100 lotion?
- I feel like there's not way lotion could be more,
(Farryn scoffing) than a hundred dollars, right?
- Okay.
- $1,000?
- Over $1,000.
- In U.S dollars?
Oh no, mm-mm.
- That's way too much. - No.
- What? (Farryn claps)
For some doggone lotion?
No. (Farryn laughing)
I don't care how much money I got.
- Who gave us this?
This not in our budget. (laughing)
So who the (bleep) gave us this for free?
- I have my connections.
- Yo, shout out to y'all.
- What is this made out of that makes it $1,300?
(upbeat rhythmic music)
- Kim K is living the bougie lifestyle.
- She really is.
- What does Kanye do when she's doing this?
- Yeah, what does Kanye do?
Do you think Kanye lotions?
(both chuckle) It tickles.
- He definitely lotions.
Don't you Ye?
- Again, like I said, I'm just gonna get--
(Troy laughing) Every inch.
- A little bit more.
- Every inch of this body with this.
(Troy laughs)
- I'm gonna feel so good later today.
- Yeah, man, I'm gonna be very well moisturized today,
I'll tell you that.
(bouncy music)
Being ashy is not a good look.
You don't want to be looking like you
stuck your hand in chalk or something like that.
(upbeat music)