Sup, guys
We are at
Traffic Police Division of
New Taipei City Police Department.... New Taipei City Traf......
I said it the correct way.
No, mine is correct.
Say it again then.
Traffic Police Division of New Taipei City Police.
There is one less "police". (Caption: He was actually missing a "department")
Traffic Police Department of New Taipei City.
Wait, what did I say?
There are two "police"s, I was correct. Let me try again.
Traffic Police Division of New Taipei City Police Department.
Would you like some gingko?
I am glad that you have finally reached this place today.
Yes, I am so glad for you.
I feel like–– You've finally committed a crime.
No, we did not do anything. We did not.
We're just..... We're just confessing to a crime.
I'm a police officer!
Oh, he's a cop!
There's nothing to do with confessing!
Today, we ....
Will be.....
working in Taipei Cit––
Wait, no....
New Taipei City..... City Government
Wait, let's do that again.
Traffic Division of New Taipei City Police Department
We must work hard.
Starting from the bottom!
Understand?
Understand!
(Caption: Produced by Bai-Hsiung Chen)
(Caption: Executive Producer:Allen Tseng)
(Caption: Camera: Henry Hsu、Yung Wei Deng；Camera Assistant: Hei Chen)
(Caption: Executive Producers: Ariel、Patrick Liao
(Editor: Chandler Chen ）
(Caption: Super Play: What if Tai is a Traffic Police.)
Hear me out.
When we get in there, beware of your manners when we see the deputy commander, ok?
Definitely.
Got it?
Yes, sir.
Feel free to come to me if you have any inquiries.
Yes, senpai!
We must volunteer ourselves immediately
To any dangerous and difficult issue.
Got it?
Yes, sir!
Don't back away!
Yes, sir!
Be polite when you knock.
Room service?
That's room service.
Sir!
Please be especially careful.
You two, get seated immediately!
Yes, sir!
Continuing with the training plan.
Yes.
We are making a raid soon.
(Caption: Five seconds to three minutes before the raid.) According to the information received today,
The criminals today are all equipped with guns.
They possess a variety of weapons.
This mission is extremely dangerous.
I hope everyone is aware of the risks you are taking today.
We are all relying on you today.
Yes, sir. Yes!
Good luck!
Good luck!(Caption: Not me)
Yeah. Yeah.
Be responsible for your own actions.
Good luck with that! (Caption: Running away)
Don't go! Don't go! Don't go now!
Get here!
Get over here!
Mr. Vice captain!
We are here to confess to our crimes.....
He steal cars!
I steal hearts!
You must be our new comrades.
Deputy Commander!
You were talking about raiding? Do traffic polices make raids?
No, at least for now.
We don't today.
That almost freaked me out!
Don't be such a coward!
We must do whatever sir says!
If they order us to go join the Thunder Squad,
We must join the traffic police division asap!
Thank you, Deputy Commander!
Thank you!
Good work, today. Great work. (Caption: Missed)
Let's continue with the roll call!
Yes.
Thank you senpais! Thank you!
Welcome.
Senpai, would you move that way a bit?
Posing is necessary when you enter.
Well, I don't have a background to pose in front of...
Come over here.
How long do we have to pose here for? Like that.
Okay?
Be careful!
Yes, definitely.
We, as police officers, must beware of morals and orders.
Ofcourse, of course.
For instance, I am your senpai.
I will guide you.
Got it?
Alright. Ok.
Senpai, we both have stars on our uniforms.
You have one streak of stars, but I have two.
So how do we tell whose level is higher?
This means I am of first tier, and you are of second tier.
First rated star.
Popstar!
I am second tier.
Second rated star.
Got it?
Got it.
We are classified by the amount of streaks
Tai, your one streak means that you are an ordinary police officer.
He has two streaks.
He's a team head.
What about team head?
That means that he....
let me think....
around five or six..
Five levels higher than you.
Five levels?
You are my senpai right?
Yeah, I'm your senpai.
You gotta listen to me.
Senpai!
You look really like an old man from a random community area.
We're going to direct traffic right away then?
Mr. and Ms. Senpais are inside waiting for you already.
You mean there are female senpais in there too?
No I only said Mr. Senpais. I am sorry.
They are there ready.....
I headed Ms..
I mean Mr. Senpai...
Only males? You did say Ms. Sepais!
You said it.
Ok fine, you're right.
Mr. and Ms. Senpais are already inside.
Waiting for you two.
Since there are women,
We will be particularly hardworking. (Caption: Bullshit)
Attentionl! Salute!
Order arms!
Why is it you who call orders?
Senpai!
What are you doing?
Welcome to our one day traffic police program.
I am afraid that we would want to stay for more than one day.
So, I am going to explain our work as traffic police officers.
Our works are separated into traffic accident management,
towing,
speed-measuring apparatus,
Violation persuasion.
Traffic condition report and cracking down on drunk driving.
Senpai, so when do we get to have coffee?
Excuse me, would you mind taking off your cap?
As for accident managements, are there a lot of "accidents" usually?
Each month we have around.....
6000 thousand cases.
6000 thousand per month?
Senpais, do you do duties outside?
We do, especially when we are needed for accident management.
Do people ask for your LINE when you are on duty?
Yeah, occasionally.
Is it ok for us to ask for your LINE on our first day?
How dare you strike my cap?
Take off your cap.
Senpai, are we going to manage traffic incidents?
Your first mission is to check traffic condition on our motorcycle.
Are there any women who take motorcycle testing?
Yeah, us.
You did?
Yeah, I did.
You ride motorcycles?
Senpai, since you are riding the motorcycle yourself,
Is it possible for another police officer to sit behind you with a helmet and ....
Ohh...
Chen, did you give him a concussion?
It's about time to go check traffic information.
Check traffic condition. Check traffic condition.
Thank your senpais.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Traffic Information collecting!
Chen, now we are going to check traffic information.
You two Hong Kongnese stars are going to collect traffic information?
Traffic info collecting.
Lots of traffic info collected are not done by computer.
They were done by these hardworking police officers who collect information by reaching different areas.
You know why?
We do get traffic information from Police Broadcasting,
Other radio stations,
Apps on our phones.
For instance, the apps say that the red area has a traffic jam.
But what is the matter which caused the traffic jam?
That's when we need the traffic police to find it out.
And then report the information to the Traffic condition center.
Let me demonstrate how to get on the motorcycle.
Now you jump!
And get on the motorcycle.
See, got it?
Get off.
(Caption: Stuck)
Did you just bump yourself.....
Stop messing around, we gotta go.
Chen!
This is a historical moment, film this extremely carefully.
Left wing!
Right wing!
I'll sit back a bit....
Welcomes, senpais! Welcome!
Senpai, with me sitting up here, are you able to get on the motorbike?
God, that's loud!
I freaked out!
Senpai, I freaked out!
I'll just put my hands here. This seems a bit gayish.
Oh, am I suppose to put my hands here?
KID be careful holding to his legs.
We don't want you to accidentally touch his dude.
Get ready!
Tai, can you hear me?
(Caption: Le go!!)
That way!
This way!
(Caption: Scared....)
This is scaring the crap out of me!!
Rookies,
Report traffic condition!
Please report!
Everyone,
About the traffic condition from Zhonghe to Sanchong.....
The traffic speed was mostly fine.
The average speed was around 60km/hr.
When we get back from Zhonghe,
As we approach to Zhonghe Interchange, around Zhongshan Rd. ,
The traffic stopped for a while because they were going off ramp.
But the jam in front did not affect the speed of the cars in the back.
He's pro! He's a pro lol.
That report was fine right?
Senpai, how was that?
That's very professional.
I can literally go broadcast traffic info. at police broadcasting station!
Did we pass?
Yes.
Thank you, senpais! Thank you, senpais!
Thank you!
(Caption: Pass)
Chen,
Are we suppose to go to a meeting right now or something?
All newly joined comrades are mandated to attended lectures.
Listen up, you two fresh freshies.
This time they hired a great lecturer from CPU(Central Police University).
He is going to give the freshies this term lectures.
It's been a long time, regulations of some roads are no longer the same.
So how drivers or pedestrians use the roads and streets..... That's called "update"!
So regulations and policies of roads. Got it.
Ok?
We need that lecture.
We should go.
We gotta work hard!
Definitely!
Ok.
(Caption: Intermediate Training of Traffic Incident Management)
Aight, we are under expressway.
the border of Zhonghe and Banqiao.
Yuanshan Rd. is on our left.
Sanming Rd. is on our right.
This is a where Zhonghe connects to Banqiao....
Like a traffic hub!
Ma'am!
So how do we distribute the traffic?
Senpai, we've waiting for you to supervise us for a long time!
Senpai, are we able to hear your voice?
Do we need to give you a mic?
Do you need one?
Don't do that! It's unnecessary!
You just struck a police!
I hit you from your back...
He just struck a police!
Get him! Get him!
So how long do you have to be here for for one duty session?
One session is at least two hours.
Two hours!?
May I wear a mask?
No!
So don't you guys like like taking off your masks?
So here's our left hand
We hold the traffic control wand with our right hand.
As for your left hand, it points to the way where the drivers are going towards.
If he's going to the left from the right side,
You point to that side.
Why don't we have senpai to guide one person at a time?
Let the rookies go experience being in the center of the traffic.
Wow, the cars are going so fast!
(Caption: Hold this)
No, I can't, no no no.....
No, what if..
When the red light shows up,
I'll be blocking the cars on this side.
And let the bus go quickly.
So you're going to step away to that side?
Oh, see, it's changing directions now!
We're changing directions!
You must watch where the bus is going.
Because if you pay attention, it's most likely not going to see you and possibly crush you.
And after that,
Cars that side are going.
And then we have to withdraw quickly.
But doesn't it depend on which crossroad it is? How do you know? That's why you should observe its.....
(Caption: Red light)
...conditions.
SO we should come back?
Right.
So we don't stand in the center the entire time?
Yeah, we can move.
So if for a single moment you zoned out,
The cars will be coming to crush you from behind.
How was that?
Only when you were standing in the center of the traffic, you would be able to understand what "driving speed" means.
Go.
I think I...
Tai, let's go.
Wait, seriously?
Tai, he's literally standing in the middle with his wet pants.
What if one day Tai is really not here anymore,
You'll have to take up his responsibility and imitate Android 19 and Trump.
I'll find a way to seek religious scribes from another place on this world,
Just to find recipes of medicines to revive people,
To revive Tai!
There's literally no one on this world who's able to replace Tai!
I mean recently I've been kind of fed up with Tai's Trump.
And he also forces me to share the videos for him.
But thinking about it,
If Tai really passes away, I would be really upset.
So...when everyone's still alive now,
I'll share them anyways for him.
So you will go to Tai's funeral right?
I will and ....
How much money are you going to give in the white envelop?
I'll pay for the coffin ok?
The red light is coming up soon.
Right.
Got it.
(Caption: Rimsky Korsakov; Composed by Tai; Flight of the Bumblebee)
This is hard...
Being a traffic police officer.
It's really standing in the forefront of of all traffic.
As a pedestrian, a motorcycle or a driver
We simply pass the road barely noticing the traffic.
As a traffic police officer, one must watch hundreds of vehicles passing by.
Next time, when we see the elderly traffic police officers,
Or these lovely lady officers,
We should give our utmost respect.
Ms.
Look, the red light is still on.
Jaywalking like that is dangerous!
Come up here, come on.
Please hand me your personal ID.
Are you going to fine me for this?
I don't have my personal ID. I am on my way to pick up my kids.
It's ok. I'll just look it up over here.
Ms, please be careful next time.
It says on the sheet where to pay the fine.
Don't cross the street like that anymore.
You might get hit.
It's really dangerous.
Ok, ok, thank you.
I am very sorry.
Watch out, it's red light there!
Be careful.
Thank you!
I was almost going to get another one.....
(Caption: Meanwhile...)
(Caption: Sudden Incident)
Roads and streets are seriously really dangerous.
As we were on duty,
A motorcycle rider accidentally fell.
And I think he hit something...
That motorcycle was turning left very abruptly.
So then it was crashed directly.
The ambulance came just in time.
It came in around one minute after the accident happened.
That's so fast! Very fast.
Senpai is on this case already.
She gets to accidents sooner than anyone else.
Great work, senpai.
When the accident happened, we....
As soon as I turned, the motorcycle crashed.
Did you see that?
Yeah yeah I did.
Did you see what happened specifically?
What I saw was that the guy turned left suddenly.
I am talking about the motorcycle in the front, and then the one behind just went....
It crashed on the first one.
On the bigger crossroads, the motorcycles are suppose to make a hook turn when going left.
Senpai, I'd like to know.....
When we're doing random breath alcohol testing, isn't it going to be much more dangerous than this?
Well, we might find people with drugs,
(Caption: Scared)
Or even wanted criminals.
They can go really fast.
(Caption: Freaked out)
As for random breath test at night, are you also on duty?
Yeah, yeah.
(Caption: Buttering up)
Please, sendai, do protect us!
What? We didn't do anything.
Senpai is very brave!
Give her around of applause.
(Caption: On the way to speed measuring)
Mr. Tai, later in the front of our car,
There would be a sign saying "Speed measuring in front."
Officers on duty must place these warning signs for drivers a hundred to three hundred meters before the speed measuring instrument.
If we are testing if anyone drives above the speed limit,
Why the f*** am I suppose to warn you?
Say today we are arresting a thief,
"Police officers in behind, please watch out while you rob."
Doesn't that sound ridiculous?
But Tai, this is just important to keep in mind.
At all places where they have "Speed Measuring in front" or "Speed Measuring here"
most likely has lots of serious traffic accidents or accidents causing mortality.
That's why we need the signs.
Yeah.
Our 英傑senpai has already settled a speed measuring camera here by the road.
So we're here now to learn from senpai today.
We'd like to know how to catch cars driving above speed limit.
Sure, no problem, ok.
Senpai. Senpai!
Is this instrument hundred percent accurate in testing the speed of cars?
That's right!
Every year, our speed limit cameras are send to BSMI of Ministry of Economy for inspections.
Say if at this moment, there is a whole parade of street racers coming by,
With around ten to twenty motorcycles going like .....
......................................
With their feet all clasped to the ....License plate.
With ten to twenty motorcycles going like....
With their feet all clasped to the ....
With their feet...
When we do shoot photos with clear evidence,
We would go back and deal with them as special cases.
As special cases...
Dealing as special cases...
As civilians we should never think that we'll be lucky enough to get away with it.
(Caption: 210 thousands of traffic accidents happened due to speed driving in 2016.)
(Caption: 1013 of them are serious traffic incidents.)
(Caption: With 13 death and around a thousand people with serious injuries.)(
(Caption: Serious cases would be dealt as offense against public safety.)
(Caption: This act should also be dealt with as offense against public safety.)
Don't you think he's having too much fun chatting?
I am going to be enforcing my power.
Yo, KID!
I've got something to talk to you about.
But before that I need you to take off your hat first.
What? What's wrong?
Aren't you having too much fun?
Was it ok to just leave 英傑sendai there like that?
That's very ok?
Honestly, I think, when we are doing speed measuring here.
Most people going through the road are under the speed limit.
Many people would think that police officers just leave the speed measuring camera over there and hide away.
But actually they just want to warn you to not drive over the speed limit.
Police officers are one step from going in the center of the traffic and say "I am goddamn here."
Please. Don't speed drive, please?
After so much lecturing, we just want everyone to know that it is important to use the road safely.
Thank you senpais!
Where's 英傑?
Thank you senpai!
Thank you!
Senpai, what are we doing next?
We just received messages saying that there was a car accident around Guangfu Elementary School.
Now we have to go immediately to the location where the accident happened.
So senpai, what do we do first?
We are going take pictures of scenes of the accident.
If it affects the traffic, we need to mark the scene with white chalk.
Just to ask them to move their cars aside.
And now we are suppose to go ask the two perpetrators some questions.
That guy didn't have his blinkers on when he was turning.
I thought he did. I remembered seeing him turning his blinkers on.
He came very suddenly!
That dude wasn't even watching!
I drove out very slowly from the block and had my blinkers on....
Look, he got me fall from my motorcycle.
Right, now the scene is....
Wait aren't you that Tai from Mr. Player?
He is, he is.
Why are you here managing traffic incident cases?
No no no....
We are not the main people investigating the case.
We're just assisting..
As for the final judgement, we will need an institution to make the judgement for us.
Would you mind moving your cars to the side for now?
We've taken the pictures we need.
And we need you to both take breath alcohol tests.
That's regular.
The measurement was zero.
(Caption: The measurement is zero.)
We will need both perpetrators to sign this, please.
Please sign this.
This document confirms that it is him to took the breathing test.
Now, we are suppose to draw the accident scene.
Aight, aight.
Tai, you try drawing this.
Draw it in the perspective of birds-eye view.
Oh, birds-eye view....
(Caption: Tai Tai's art class)
We'd like to interview this arts student,
Would you mind explaining your drawing to our audiences.
This is the yellow line area.
Single lined.
This is where that car was located.
It came from over here. There was a lot of blocks.
So the car went left like this.
And then the motorcycle rider got hit.
His head was facing this way.
What about me, where was I?
You were here. Chen.
At such an obvious place....
There are a few coaches here.
This drawing over here....
How was it?
Technically, we don't have to draw the people.
We might need to draw both ways of the road.
Both ways.
Would you draw me an example?
Look, the driving training center is here.
We have to also mark its direction.
(Caption: "Spot Map": Device utilized to reproduce the accident scene and width of the roads on the purpose of clarifying perpetual and legal responsibilities.)
Like this?
(Caption: Meter measuring wheel: Device for road width measurement of the accident scene.)
Excuse me,
We've drawn the spot map for the accident scene.
If there is no other issue,
Please sign this over here as well.
We would also need take statements from both of you at our station.
Our station is at Kaohsiung.
No, JK. It's very close.
It's around here.
On Zhongzhen Road.
(Caption: Case closed.)
(Caption: Next Episode)
Would you please cooperate? (Caption: When did you drink?)
Hey, Chen!
Chen!
I will not take the breath test!
I didn't drink.
You won't?
They just reported that he refused to take the breathing test.
Do you understand now?
I didn't do anything.
Do you understand or not?
Thank you everyone!
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Ya...
Aight, cut!
Where's my solo?
What do I say?
Hey!
What do I have to say?
Hey!
Chen!