Did you think I wasn't gonna make an iPhone 8 rant video
I didn't think I was gonna make an iPhone 8 rant video
I made it all the way to launch day without making an iPhone 8 rant video
Do you know how hard that is for me?
I told myself no no no no I'm not gonna do a rant video every time I do a rant video everybody
Unsubscribes and they all get mad if you wanted to attack me that's fine
But I'm here to talk about Bones iPhone 8. We're gonna be talking about the AI Phone 8
I don't even know where to begin where should we begin how about we start in?
2014 when the iPhone 8 originally came out
2014 the iPhone 8 was released
We'll start there look
Can you tell the difference of the iPhone 8 versus the iPhone 7 I bet you can't pick one out I bet you can't you
Want to know why because this is the iPhone 6, and this is the iPhone 8?
There is four years difference between these two devices
And you can't even look at them and tell the difference unless you look at the back of the device
Why did they make an iPhone 8 why does it even exist the iPhone 8 should not exist it
Absolutely should not exist
2017 is the year of the thin bezel
What does the iPhone have it has a massive forehead and it's got a massive chin on it look at this thing look at this
Look how big that forehead is and how big that chin is versus this Samsung Galaxy s8 that I picked up today?
Look at this beautiful piece of equipment, and then look at this clunky old toy
That looks like something my kid would use I don't even have a kid
I don't know where that came from
And I'm not saying that the iPhone 8 is a bad phone or that it's an ugly phone. I'm just saying that it's unnecessary
there was no reason for it whatsoever it looks exactly the same as the
2014
iPhone 6 for years for years
Think about it like this if you got your first iPhone when you were a freshman in high school
You're gonna be in college before you even see a different design of the iPhone your entire high school career career year
Are you an idiot your entire high school career? I did it again. I did it again
Oh, my god career you had the same looking iPhone which is fine
I don't I mean it's not like a big deal
You can have the same exact iPhone for four years, and it probably still works
But what I'm saying is is that Apple is one of the richest companies in the entire?
World and for some reason they can't figure out how to change the design of the iPhone hold on hold on hold on let me
Get this straight
You're gonna put a new chip in a four year old design
And you're gonna sell it for like four weeks before your next iPhone tin comes out is that what you're saying yeah
Yeah, yeah, that's correct
That's correct keep your tongue in your mouth you psycho
Why are you talking like that I would have loved to been a fly on the wall when somebody was explaining the iPhone eight to
Whoever made the final decision on yes, let's do the iPhone eight. It's gonna be a great success you oh
How did that conversation go all right? So what are we doing this year guys? What are we doing the iPhone?
What what are we doing the iPhone 7. Its? What know you yeah you in the back? Yeah, we're gonna be doing the iPhone a
We're also gonna do the iPhone acts did we say X are, we gonna do 10
Are we saying 10, okay, so we're doing the iPhone 8 and the iPhone 10. Why are we doing two phones now?
Yeah, I'll take this one
That's just cuz uh we didn't sell as many iPhone sevens and seven pluses
So we're just gonna stick the CPU in the same design that we have because we already have manufacturing set up to make them
It's gonna be a cash cow I mean we're the richest company in the world, and I'm pretty sure we want to be richer
Right guys, okay?
First of all Susie doing it down get a little bit of a sucker vibe from you
So we released these at the same time or ha no. I'll take this one
We're actually gonna release the iPhone 10 about the month after so where are we doing that well?
That's just because the regular public that doesn't really keep up with tech
They're gonna think the iPhone 8 is the newest phone right which it is
For like 30 days. We haven't even made it yet, and it's already obsolete those little sound like fantastic ideas. Let's do it meeting adjourned
At least all their employees are very diverse right a lot of people from different places in that conference
Meeting thing whatever just happened. It was strange for me, too. All right, so what else is wrong with the iPhone 8
Let's talk about wireless charging now
This isn't just specific to the iPhone 8 this goes with the iPhone 10 as well
So what we've been waiting for forever that every Android device has had four ly I don't even know how many years
Several several years is wireless charging every Apple fanboys like yeah was charging
Did you know that the wireless charging performance is half the speed of his competition?
Apple is several years late to the game and then they bring a product to market that is twice as slow as the frickin
Competition are you kidding me your entire company is almost worth the trillion dollars
And you can't make an iPhone that you make billions and billions of dollars off every single year to wireless charge at the exact same
Speed as everything else for the last several years. What are you guys doing? Why are you? What's the prob? What's the deal?
What is taking so long?
How can you bring something to market that is worse than the competition and be several years late?
That's like a candy company that only makes
Jawbreakers and somebody's been making candy bars for like the past ten years and finally the jawbreaker candy company was like hey, okay fine
We'll make a candy bar here. Here's your candy box. Oh my god
Is there dirt in this it tastes like mud yeah
There's a little bit of dirt in it so what?
Almost like there's some gravel in it there might be a tiny bit of gravel
What are you guys complaining about you guys want a candy bar and who gave you candy bar?
I only have a trillion dollars
What do you guys want me to do you want candy that doesn't taste like a construction site make your own candy?
But everybody's so sick of jawbreakers all they want is a freakin candy bar. Oh
Here, here's a buck give me my candy bar. This is the one with money right? Yep one money, buddy
Oh, so what else on the iPhone eight? Well we get fast charging fast charging is cool right yeah
Yeah, I like fast charging who doesn't want to charge their device faster, I do
Everybody should write fast charging is something that Apple didn't mention that the iPhone even either, but if you check their website
It's annotated at the bottom
You can fast charge your device up to 50% in 30 minutes, and then what did they do what did a Polly?
Not talking about the fast charging they put this miserable five watt power adapter inside the box
And this is coming with the iPhone 10 - so not only are we not getting fast charging from this piece of trash
But this thing actually charges your device slower than any of the other types of chargers that puts out more than five watts
Yeah, the iPhone can support more than five watts of power yet
Apple must have made like a trillion of these things
And they're just trying to get rid of them at this point because why do we still have a 5 watt power adapter
Where's the 5 watt power adapter team? Why aren't they upgrading this? Oh? What's this?
This is something that I got with my sa today
it's a fast charger because the phone supports fast charging what an insane concept for Apple to put something in the
Box it would actually allow you to take advantage of the features that Apple has on their devices of course apples responses
Yeah, we got some of those. They're like 60 bucks
in
The wireless charges from Apple are actually 60 bucks. What else is different about the iPhone 8
I don't even know what else it's heavier. It's heavier. It's heavier. I mean listen. Okay. It's heavier
I don't care that it's heavier. That's not a big deal to me. It has a glass back instead of an aluminum back
We should expect it to be a little bit heavier. Heavier is not an issue for me. Even if it's a little bit thicker
That's not an issue for me the issue is that you have a trillion dollars
And you can't make the phone look different for four years
Yeah, I get it the iPhone 10s coming out in like a month, but for four iterations of the iPhone you had the exact same
Looking device that should be unacceptable when you're demanding these types of prices for these devices the iPhone 10 starts at
$1,000
$1,000 for those people that are just like dude. It was like four years
You're kind of overreacting to this like calm down a bit
Well think about it like this the iPhone 10 is
$1,000 that means that it went up in price by like 30% almost that means in 2020 we're gonna
Have a phone that looks exactly like the iPhone 10 if they do the exact same thing not only that if they up that price
Another 30% we're talking about a $1300 phone, and then if you upgrade it's gonna be like
$1500 for a phone
that's getting up there price-wise with that terrible Lamborghini phone that they sell so this is why Apple is such a huge success and
There's not a lot of changes going on so we cover Apple everybody myself included
We cover Apple all through the year every single tiny little thing that changes
We talk about it so everybody that watches these at this Apple content. They know okay, well cool. That's something
That's new that's something brand new, and then as we continue through the year
We know about every single tiny little detail of the iPhone at the iPhone event there was
Literally nothing that was a surprise. We knew about everything
Because everything leaked so since consumers know every single tiny little detail of the iPhone
That's what rationalizes our purchase were like well
It's got this and this and this if you didn't know
those tiny things if you didn't read about all this throughout the year and you got an iPhone 7
And then you saw the iPhone 8 and you're like
Dude, those look exactly the same. That's the same phone
I don't really care about it, but the fact that the media covers Apple like every single day. It makes people rationalize and think that
800 bucks for you know some minor upgrades it's pretty good deal if in
2014 Apple was not as popular as it was and it came out with an iPhone and then for the next four years
The phone looked exactly the same, I just don't think they'd be that successful
They're absolutely taking advantage of the fact that they are Apple
And they can do whatever the hell they want they have all the money in the world they have a lion's share of the consumers
Talking about an actual single device the iPhone
And it's really hard for them to do any type of wrong now having said all that I have
Like almost every single Apple device that they put out except for beats beats, so maybe me covering Apple's part of the problem
But I like their products
And I think maybe the iPhone ava is gonna be like the first time that Apple is trying to takes a step back in his
Life maybe our customers are getting a little bit smarter, and they're not gonna just purchase anything that we put out
I would like that to be the case anyways. I'm gonna spend anywhere from
$700 to you know twelve hundred and fifty dollars with tax on an iPhone every single year
I'd like to see some major upgrades every single year
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