go with the veteran from the u.s M3RK all right welcome M3RK
what's up guys this is M3RKMUS1C and welcome to black ops 3 six years later
i can't believe this game is six years old oh man that is crazy oh the intro jingle
oh here we go lag still too that's great
so great every single time i will never be able to get over that so yeah call of duty black ops
3 was released in November of 2015 and it completely changed call of duty forever i
mean not really though but it's just really weird though because black ops 3 was one of
the strangest games i think we've seen for so many different reasons that i'm going to talk
about right now you can't talk about black ops 3 without mentioning the campaign and today we're
going to play the mission if you know you know what black ops 3 train go boom mission is it
really it's the third mission i think i got that right so it should be this mission in darkness
wow look at our guys staring was our difficulty i mean you could play on realistic difficulty i'm
absolutely not gonna be doing that i'll be playing a recruit but yeah the whole reason why black ops
3's campaign was so talked about is because it was just so perplexing so confusing if you actually
wanted to understand how the black ops 3 campaign worked you'd have to go online and learn about it
and it was out of chronological order this game's campaign took place in multiple timelines and it
was out of chronological order the whole thing was just a mess and treyarch way over complicated this
game's campaign it does have some pretty unique features though like this whole thing where you
can train and put stuff on i guess and even though i talked [ __ ] about this game's campaign a lot
but i actually surprisingly had a lot of fun playing it was because it had co-op the fact that
black ops 3 has co-op campaign is actually pretty awesome and i wish it was a trend that would carry
over into more call of duty games 54 immortals and see like this is so annoying too there's
actually a lot of really crucial information about the campaign and the plot in this text that's
flying by right now and a big part of how reddit basically solved the black ops 3 campaign was just
pausing and going through all of this text i can't even begin to tell you how good this tastes
why are you talking about a [ __ ] candy bar hendrix this tastes like heaven
great you gonna share you could get a mod that makes everything taste good
idiot then he [ __ ] throws it on the ground
i'd never get to appreciate the real thing oh my god get to appreciate the real you just threw the
real thing on the ground this is exactly what i'm talking about they're going for a little
bit of comic relief but it just makes hendrix look like an idiot is this the right mission
this doesn't seem like the right mission i think it's actually the second mission but that candy
bar line was priceless we have got to experience the train go boom meme in 2021 though and really
i think the best part about the train go boom meme is that it didn't just happen once in the campaign
it happened multiple times like why does this dude keep saying the voice line this game takes
so long to load to i completely forgot about that i think it's actually new worlds this is the one
you can't just go straight into a mission you have to load into the little pre-briefing room
then you can load the mission i swear we need black ops 3 remastered for next gen console so
it can load faster that would be a hilarious waste of time they've got all these nifty things but i'm
just going right to the mission all right let's go i should've made it bretchy class
it's okay calm down just relax god taylor oh not the robot flashbacks yeah i mean if you didn't
play the campaign in the first mission i think you get your limbs blown off by a robot it's me taylor
[ __ ] taylor so many gross close-ups of this dude here we go he's coming up can't forget it
there's all the texts that you're not gonna be able to read and you're not gonna be able to
understand anything it's fantastic i mean who is gonna go out of their way to slow this down other
than reddit the average player is not gonna do that and we're here with you taylor welcome back
we're on the train we're on the train that goes boom oh my god it's so [ __ ] great
what's happening to you of course we don't know what's happening to us this is the most mind
[ __ ] campaign ever i swear taylor is like the definition of the inner recognitions of
my mind are an enigmas at least it would have if we would have done it if the train didn't go boom
and there yep there it is but the truth is we're not actually in this train right now at 7 30 yep
it just doesn't make any damn sense this is just a simulation we're not even actually here right now
this isn't real of course that's not real this is the weirdest [ __ ] ever right now right now
you're in a medically induced coma being prepped for exactly we're actually having surgery don't
worry at a hospital but taylor's able to play mind games with us because of the dni your dni
is what connects your mind with your new body and the larger world around you we're connected we're
connected yeah i really hope we never actually get any technology like this in our lifetime i don't
want this i don't want the black ops 3 campaign to become real oh god he's getting too close stop god
damn it this campaign is so amazing oh here we go it's right here i'm going to no just pure silence
for this we got reinforcements everything looks great up 11 30 a.m december and here comes taylor
they got caught with their pants down and they took it hard outcome train go boom
oh my god yep here's diaz he's got magnets holding his gun up to his [ __ ] body yeah that's all i
needed to see the rest of the mission is you you kind of like play it through and then there's more
train go boom lines oh god it's the best campaign ever no but seriously the black ops 3 campaign is
pretty terrible it's so unnecessarily cryptic they do such a bad job of storytelling the missions
themselves as far as it goes to the mechanics and what you actually do are really not that
great either black ops 3 has so many different mechanics with the double jump and the sliding
you can go swimming it has wall running as well but it doesn't really use those mechanics as well
as a game like titanfall 2. titanfall 2's campaign was much more interesting especially just from a
gameplay perspective i don't know the black ops 3 campaign missed the mark on so many things except
for the fact that you can play a co-op which is actually really cool but yeah as far as it goes
for the gameplay and the story outcome 1 out of 10 ign but black ops 3 actually has some other
pretty cool stuff going on when you look at the bonus tab for black ops 3 you have the nightmare
campaign you have free run and dead ops arcade 2. i always thought freerun was actually really cool
unfortunately they never expanded on the first four maps that they added into the game
but yeah i always thought freerun had more potential but they just kind of left it as
is i bet i'm so bad at this now oh my god does anyone who actually play black ops 3 remember the
g-slide that [ __ ] was so broken yeah it was like this little technique where you could uh slide and
jump and go like extra distances and [ __ ] you could do it unlimited so you could really get
across the map fast i think you could do that in free run as well but oh my god i'm gonna be so bad
what is this i suck now i'm trash with this yeah you're supposed to like sneak around there
[ __ ] me dude this low field of view this is so weird coming off a black ops cold war i'm already
slower than my original time oh god oh oh my god i'm actually better than i was back then oh my god
there's all kinds of shortcuts and [ __ ] but i think you can actually go around the water but i
oh my god you don't want to be in the water the water slows you down
and then you can actually sneak across the side but oh my
i [ __ ] that up i [ __ ] it up okay well nope we're done you're supposed to do that little
sneak around the water part but i [ __ ] it up i don't know i kind of feel like free run has more
potential in 2021 considering how many people are doing speed runs i have no idea if anyone actually
wants to go back to black ops 3 and try to do speed runs on this but it would be pretty cool to
see and i'm not exactly sure if this was a thing because i'm on xbox right now but pc has mods
for black ops 3 and there might be some free run courses on there but i might be getting that wrong
i don't know if the modding community for black ops 3 ever made free run maps but that could be
really cool too but yeah i remember the zombies in black ops 3 being actually pretty okay they added
the gobblegums into the game capital i don't know why that's so weird to me look how many maps there
actually are the original zombies map is shadows of evil they have the giants they have their eyes
that's what no shima guard crovie then revelations and then they added a bunch of the older maps
like nocturne and toten for rush you know numa list goes on and not i mean shangri-la though
i don't have any of these shits downloaded right now though plus i really just want to go
into multiplayer next because this this is what basically could have made or broke the game it
was bad enough that black ops 3 was continuing on the trend of advanced warfare with the whole exo
movement thing oh my god the [ __ ] reject dude i do give treyarch some props for kind of improving
on the advanced movement system coming from advanced warfare because it's not as obnoxious
but then you got the specialist and everything and then of course the supply drop guns dude the
[ __ ] supply drop guns in this game are wild i literally have a nail gun as a gun in this game
and that's not even some of the weirdest [ __ ] in this game a lot of them i don't actually have
because the supply drop rng system is trash anyone who is making content on black ops 3 trying to get
these guns would have had to waste so much money just to get them about shotguns well of course
the original pretty dude i'm gonna love that richie yeah this thing is absolutely [ __ ] broken
it's like the most broken call of duty gun ever and then they added the banshee this thing is
like it shoots a projectile as a shotgun it's so weird i don't have the olympia but i mean who
really wants that anyway as far as it goes for lmgs there's the r70 ajax which is basically an
unlimited ammo lmg oh my god the dingo there's so many weird guns the gorgon gorgonzola for the
snipers i mean we have the rsi interdiction which has aim assist basically while the
rest of the snipers don't i don't know and then you got the secondaries man this game
is just so [ __ ] crazy the rift e9 we got to use all these guns at some point i don't know
the l4 siege okay this is giving me like terrible black ops cold war vibes right
now ew get it away there's so many [ __ ] melee weapons in this game too but the specials are
where it's really at because you have the akimbo crossbows and the d13 sector this thing shoots
a [ __ ] pizza at people i just can't get over how crazy this game is i'm here to sell
let's do business i hate this guy so i hate you this guy ruined everyone's black ops 3
experience well i mean you can get a protected weapon bribe i guess by playing the game but am
i really going to win 75 games on black ops 3 in 2021 hell no oh my god my classes are so douchey
didn't get that we reporting in battery reporting for duty oh god gross oh my god
i forgot about all the really cringy gestures in the game oh my god that's terrible oh my god
backflip if you just keep clicking triangle she looks so stupid this needs to become the
new popular dance to do like how she's just like stuck like that oh it's a diplo one oh god come on
i i can't look at this anymore is he holding the gun like that what is that aquarium demolition
oh god this is going to be the weirdest match ever let's use the nail gun and the pizza gun
oh my god black ops 3 feels so weird to play like this feels terrible get the pizza gun
who ordered pizza hut it will definitely [ __ ] kill you
this [ __ ] is deadly don't [ __ ] with the pizza gun especially if you're playing
round war oh my god look at that thing go he's using the brushy oh god gross
on go shooting the pizza gun down that thing is so look at that it's amazing it
just goes on forever and can kill so many people the physics are very impressive
did he say tango down i thought he said train go boom
boom look at these stupid looking fish what the [ __ ] well at least we somehow won that round
there we go there's a nail gun kill oh god
i do not miss these games with the xo jumping
oh come on gravity spike that sound pulling out the britchy the evil on richie
oh my god no i could even purchase quad feed
uh-huh you're missing all your shots your trash another one here we go come on
oh double keep it going more now and we won flawless i actually did pretty [ __ ] i went like
20 to 29. i didn't think black ops 3 was going to be this sweaty in 2021 but people are going horde
i only got to step my patchy game off i don't know let's try to do some tdm something more
laid back i think i'll try to use my sniping class with the shadow claw do i have dark matter but i
don't actually use it what is wrong with me i do was that some kind of hipster back in 2016 where
i was like oh i unlocked dark matter but no that's too overrated gotta put some other kind of camo on
it i put in all that effort to get dark matter and i just don't even use it maybe it's because i'm
just coming off of the black ops cold war dm ultra grind but i can't see myself taking that camo
off i put in too many hours out to do too many stupid ass challenges that i want to not use it
wait this isn't even a kimbo oh my god eric what are these classes
i swear we gotta make a full comeback to black ops 3 and fix all this [ __ ] i hear you
man i'm so [ __ ] good holy sh but see look we have exo technology i don't have to go that
way i could just go up this way hi you idiot what what man i am so great at black ops 3.
where's the olympia oh that's the brecci there's the olympia oh my god i've never used this before
and i never will see that's the thing that's so annoying about black ops 3 like the supply drop
guns were so hard to get that whenever you see one off the ground like you have to pick it up
everyone's always gonna try to take your [ __ ] because the odds are so bad of getting guns
so like if you're in a lobby with someone who has a gun that you don't have unlocked that's
probably your only chance to get it to pick it off the ground and actually use it it was really the
biggest disappointment with black ops 3 the supply drop system come on let's hit a splinky there's
one oh that felt good svg just listen to the sound of the svg rings out in the distance like a
[ __ ] lightning strike we're going to do the easy thing we're going to use the good bretchy class
stop it oh this guy's got the m16 i want that i'm six coin come on there we go here's a gun
i don't own shut out weird the m16 sounds so bad in this game what is that so high pitched
sounds like a little freaking braided but i have to make you slouch so i can have it
this is a nifty knee power glungus woohoo why can't i level two two but i'll never unlock it
trash heat wave bretching what a great combo this is a level five unit
what we're even trying they had an xm53 out trick shot last i want the last
i need to party last oh my god i don't even know how i got second place i think switching
to the brecci instead of sniping is what helps big time i just i don't know what it is but it
is so funny to go back to black ops 3 every time i just i really don't know what it is
about this game i mean it seriously is like one of the most busted call of duty games ever but
it somehow did incredibly well on youtube like everyone who was posting call duty at the time
was growing insane amounts because it just did so well and it's kind of hard to explain
exactly why it did so well i mean there were so many aspects of the game that were just not
good but i think what it might really just boil down to is how entertaining the game is because
it's just [ __ ] ridiculous like maybe it's just more interesting to watch than other call of duty
games because there's all these ridiculous guns ridiculous mechanics but either way thank you guys
very much for watching i hope you guys enjoyed black ops 3 six years later if we can break over
30 000 likes on this video i might go back and play it on the 360 version or maybe even do some
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