-I want to hear everything.
You're hosting "Saturday Night Live".
-I'm hosting "Saturday Night Live".
-Congrats. -I still can't say it out loud.
It gives me, like, the heebie-jeebies.
-Really? Did you -- did you always want to host it?
Did you like -- are you a fan? -I mean, I'm a huge fan.
-Yeah. -It's never something I thought
was ever in 12,000 years in the cards.
I've been saying this over, and over, and over again
about a lot of things recently, but it's a dream
I didn't know I had. -I'm so psyched for you.
-Thank you. -Also congratulations.
Since you were here last, which was not that long ago.
-No. -We want to have you
on every week, but since you were here --
-Thanks, I'm down. -You've won, like,
two more awards.
You won another Golden Globe Award,
and a Critics Choice Award. [ Cheers and applause ]
That's amazing.
-It's crazy. -Wow, well deserved.
It's so good. -Thank you. Thanks.
-And we were talking last time about your Golden Globe,
and what do you do with it, and you were like,
I don't know what to do with it. Right?
-Yeah, I still don't know. What do you do --
what do you do with those things?
You have some of those things, some of the shiny things.
-Not as much as you pal. -What do you do with them?
-Eventually -- you don't have an office yet?
-I don't have an office, no. -You'll get an office,
and you'll put it in the office. It looks nice in the office.
-Well, the thing about New York, I said this to you before,
is that it's -- you know, I live in a New York City apartment.
There's not a lot of space, you don't have like --
there's no such thing as an extra shelf lying around.
-But then you found an extra shelf.
-I found an extra shelf. It is my toilet shelf.
[ Laughter ] And --
-The top of the toilet shelf. -The top of the toilet.
-Yeah. -And so one went on there,
and then I put the other one on there.
And then I put -- I tried to put --
I tried to put the Emmy on there also.
But it's not a very big toilet and I covered the button,
so I have to take it off because otherwise you can't flush.
And that's not fun for anyone. [ Laughter ]
-Oh my gosh. This is real fun over here, look at this.
-That's my bathroom. -Yeah, this place is not --
it doesn't -- [ Laughter ]
It looks really great. -It looks nice, right?
-It looks beautiful. -Thanks.
But where? Honestly. -I know.
I don't know what to do. 'Cause you --
-But you know, this is like a very private way
for people to take selfies with them.
They do that sometimes.
But also they're like, I said this to you before,
but they're intimidated at their most vulnerable.
[ Laughter ]
-Because they're in the bathroom. Yeah.
I think that doesn't look that bad.
That looks pretty fun. -Thanks.
-You just got to get a bigger shelf,
cause I think you're going to be winning a lot more awards.
-Thanks. -I heard somewhere that you were
saying, your husband, when you go on the red carpet,
he plays "Pokémon Go." -He does. Yeah.
-And you realize that no one plays that game anymore, right?
-Well, I play that game. -You do.
-Not no one. -You still play "Pokémon Go"?
-I know.
I'm one of like the three people in the world who still plays.
Because okay, listen. Here's the thing, when you
travel a lot for work, which we do.
There's a lot of places to play.
You play abroad, you catch them all.
You can catch them all that way. I have almost them all.
-That's the slogan, yeah, catch them all.
Really? -I mean I have a lot. Okay.
-I love talking about this. -I haven't told anyone this.
I am a very high level pokémaster.
[ Light laughter ] -Are you really?
-I am. I'm a level 37. Does anyone know what that means?
-I do. Yeah. -You know? You know?
Did you play? -I was --
I stopped at level eight. -Oh, see.
[ Laughter ] -But that was a lot of hours
of work to get to level eight. -Yeah.
-Did you do a lure? -I did a lure.
Well 'cause I started playing because I got really,
really sick, actually right before my
"Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" audition.
I got really, really terribly sick.
Like the kind of sick where you cannot get out of bed
for days and days at a time. -Yeah.
-And "Pokémon Go" had just come out,
and I was like, well what's this?
Everyone's talking about this thing. I guess I should play.
Without realizing that half the thing is that you walk around,
and you catch the things, and there's all the things,
and you know. -Yeah, in real life. Yeah.
-Yeah. -You have to leave your
apartment. -That's right, but there's also
a thing called a lure, and you can lure them to you.
-Yeah, that's right. -So I laid in bed for like
10 days, luring pokémon into my bed,
and I caught a lot of them, and then I just didn't stop.
-Do you know what I did? I didn't know what --
I didn't understand what lure meant.
I didn't know that it was a real game,
and I didn't understand the rules yet.
So I was like -- yeah, lure.
Sure, I'll buy a lure and try it, whatever a lure is.
I'm like, that's great. Whatever.
And then I went down -- I was leaving my apartment building.
My doorman goes, "It was crazy last night man. I don't know.
All these people were here catching pokémon
outside the apartment." [ Laughter ]
-You did that? -I lured.
I lured strangers to my apartment.
[ Laughter ]
Like, what am I doing? I didn't know it was real.
-But didn't people get arrested for that?
There was like trespassing into people's backyards
if rare pokémon were there. -Every bar was like, "Dude,
every hour we're going to set off a lure so you can catch.
So come in our bar." It was like a big deal.
-That's really smart marketing. -Smart business, right.
-Yeah. -Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Let's talk about -- what even can we talk about
for "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel."
'Cause it's season two, it's out, it's available.
-Well, I'm always, okay.
I'm always so scared to talk about anything,
because people with streaming services,
there's so many different ways to find TV.
And it takes people a little longer.
I'm always late to the party, so I don't want
anyone spoiling it for me.
I never know what are the rules for spoilers?
How long after something airs do you have to say, spoiler alert?
-Yeah, I don't know, because I think it has to be
at least two weeks. -Two weeks is not enough time.
I watched "Nurse Jackie" like six years after it aired.
-Oh yeah, I know that. No, it's true, you're right.
-I realize that that's too long. I'll never be --
but I still feel like I have to be like, "Ooh, spoiler alert,"
before telling people what happened to me
on "House of Cards" six years ago.
-Oh yeah, which by the way was a big shocker,
so don't say anything. -Yeah, so like spoiler alert.
[ Laughter ] -But what would you say,
your stand up career is growing on the show.
-Yes. -And you're becoming famous.
But still -- can I say -- your family doesn't really
know you're doing it. -Yeah.
-So you're trying to hide it. -A big part of season two
is that Midge is trying to hold on to this secret
that is rapidly getting away from her,
and getting out of hand.