- Hey everyone, I'm Clarke Wolfe.
- And I'm Albert Lawrence.
- And we're gonna be talking about some
dating deal breakers.
- Mhm, that means if these were the films
or the TV shows where, if we're on a date,
and the person that we're with is not feeling
whatever we're watching, it's a problem.
The date's over before it begins.
- Sorry, bye. - Bye.
- So all right, I'll go first.
This might be the biggest one for me.
- Oh.
- Is "Arrested Development."
- [Group] Speech, speech.
- [Voiceover] The family continued to chant "speech"
for no one in particular.
- [Clarke] The show is about the high jinks
amongst this very wealthy, privileged,
completely deranged family.
- Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant,
it just makes me want to set myself on fire.
- It has actually made its way into my
common conversation.
If I'm talking to you and I say,
"And the seal is for marksmanship."
And if you don't appreciate my humor
then this is not gonna work.
- No, that's not a great sign.
- So comedy, huge thing for you.
- Oh, absolutely.
I mean, it has to be for you too, right?
- I 100% agree, so, for me,
one of my dating deal breakers, especially in the realm
of comedy is 'White Chicks.'
- Oh my god!
- A duh.
- Yes, that 'White Chicks' movie with Marlon Wayans,
with Shawn Wayans, the two brothers.
They're playing FBI officers,
right? - Okay.
- They decide to go undercover as white women.
- Mm. - It would be like me
trying to go undercover as you.
- I mean. (laughing)
Try if you want.
- Oh do they try.
They don't even look like people.
- No! - Much less white women.
- [Clarke] Oh absolutely not.
- What, what, boy, what!
I'll take the both of you!
- I'm setting a bar to see how much can you take goofiness.
- Mm, mhm. - I'm a goofy dude.
And so if you can't make it through 'White Chicks,'
you probably can't make it through a meal with me.
- Oh my. - Yeah, yeah.
- Don't worry, I won't.
- So if you wanna roll with us in the comedic realm,
if you wanna roll with just people who have good senses
of humor, then you need to add both of these films
to your Watchlist.
- Okay, so something you should know about me.
And something that a potential date should know about me.
I love horror movies.
- Ooh. - That is my specialty,
that is my jam, that is my passion.
So, my pick is James Wan's 'The Conjuring.'
(glass clashing)
- Guys!
- I'm not gonna ask you to watch
some grimy, horrifying,
like really extreme horror movie.
I get it, that's not for everyone.
But if you can't be onboard with a wonderful example
of filmmaking that just so happens to be a genre film.
- Sure. - Then we done.
- What your house needs is a cleansing.
(screaming)
- Well next on my list of dating deal breakers
it's 'The Devil Wears Prada.'
It has devil in the title, but it's not really
a horror film.
But some would say that the character
that Meryl Streep plays, - Yes.
- Miranda Priestly is actually a horrifying boss.
- No no.
That wasn't a question.
- [Albert] So, what's happening in 'The Devil Wears Prada'
is Anne Hathaway, who I mean immediately you get instant
pathos whenever you put Anne Hathaway
into you film. - Anne Hathaway with bangs.
Don't forget, don't forget. - With bangs nonetheless!
She finds herself working at a high fashion magazine.
One of the big issues for me in there
is the big choice that you have to make sometimes
between career and a compassionate relationship.
- Ah. - I do think that it's
something that if you're looking at really having
a relationship with someone, it's worthwhile to talk about.
- [Clarke] You could definitely learn a lot
from that conversation about your potential partner,
for sure. - I'm still the same
person I was, I still want the same things.
- So for me, a huge dating deal breaker would be
if you are not on board with Mr. Billy Wilder.
And more specifically 'The Apartment.'
- Yes! - As far as I'm concerned,
your tops, I mean decency wise and otherwise wise.
- This is a classic film. - Yeah.
- [Clarke] It's still hilarious to this day.
But it's also an incredible romance.
- Yes. - And rom-com.
And if you are not moved by Shirley MacLaine
and Jack Lemmon and their whole journey together
then I'm sorry but we don't have a future.
- I guess that's the way it crumbles.
Cookie wise.
- On my dating deal breakers list,
the television show "Atlanta."
Donald Glover stars in it.
You've got two guys that are in Atlanta
and they're trying to navigate the music industry.
They're trying to make it big, so.
Think about like "Entourage" but with a little bit
of "Twin Peaks" kind of in there because it's very strange.
- Feel free to Twitter or Blog about any of it.
- All within one episode,
you can go from comedy, you can go to drama,
you can go to horror.
All like a date, you know what I'm talking about?
You laugh 'cause you know. - I laugh because I know.
- No I know. - You know.
- I see you man, I see you.
- And what I love about a television show being on
my Watchlist is the fact that if we are getting along,
then this is an excuse for us to like meet up again next
week you know what I'm saying. - There you go,
I like the way you think, so smart.
Okay so those are our dating deal breakers.
So to find out where to watch them,
or to add them to your Watchlist, just visit their
IMDb page. - And we would love
to know what your deal breakers are, so let us know.
Until then, we've got some movies and TV shows to watch.
- Definitely, absolutely, I gotta update my
online dating profile. - Must love 'Conjuring.'
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