- Go!
- Oh my god!
- I don't think I've ever used a screwdriver before.
- I don't know, just do it!
- [Voiceover] You have won the title of Goals.
(suspenseful action music)
- [Voiceover] I do know a lot about her,
more than she knows about me.
- [Voiceover] We are physically and mentally prepared
- [Voiceover] Stable.
- [Voiceover] Our hair is definitely Goals.
And Craig's arms.
- [Voiceover] We are too competitive not to win.
- [Voiceover] That's what we're thinking today.
- Welcome to the finale of Love Goals.
We only have two couples remaining,
one of you will be eliminated,
and one of you will win the title of Goals.
This week's challenge is the No Instructions Challenge.
Many a first apartment has been furnished
by a good poang chair,
which is what you guys will be putting together today.
But before we begin,
it's time to play "How Well Do You Know Each Other?"
for a very important advantage.
- Ooh.
- [Voiceover] What is your partner's favorite snack?
- I'm gonna go with the whole granola, cereal--
- Nooo.
- No? - Chips.
- Chips?
C'mon, no.
- I have chips in my car everyday.
A very healthy snack, you gave her too much credit.
- She eats the chocolate granola, by the way.
So it's not that healthy, okay?
- Beef jerky.
- [Host] That's correct.
In a perfect world, how many times would
your partner have sex a week?
- Hope my mom is not watching this.
(laughing)
Seven times a week, one per day.
- Oh my goodness!
That's correct!
- Is that right?
- I'm also gonna go with every day.
All day, every day. - Correct!
- [Voiceover] What is her mother's maiden name?
- [Steven] Oh, that's easy.
- It woulda been hard for me.
- It's Ehrenholt?
- (laughs) Neither was I on the spelling.
- I have here Ehrenholt, not sure on the spelling.
(laughing)
- Han.
- [Voiceover] Next question,
what is their favorite TV show?
- Oh, oh, okay, um...
- I can't.
There's also a guilty pleasure one I could go with.
- Infinite Challenge,
it's a Korean reality show.
- Great job.
Four points.
- I'm gonna go with one of the ones
that we haven't watched in a little while,
but we always have good intellectual conversations
during and after, and I feel like it's a solid choice,
I'm just gonna go with it.
Vice?
- No, but I love Vice. I love Vice.
- What?
- Bojack Horseman.
- Oh my god, Bojack.
- Final score of four to three,
you guys get a very special advantage.
This week we're going to do
the No Instructions Challenge.
One person gets to use the directions
but can't touch anything,
and the other person gets to build it
but can't look at the directions.
Whoever finishes the chair first
will win the title of 'Goals'!
Oh, man!
It's gonna be fun.
Evan and Claire, you get to decide
who reads the directions
and who assembles the chair
for both people.
- Oh, for both?!
(laughs)
Awesome, that's awesome.
- Let's add ours first.
- You read and then I'll...
- You sure? - Yeah, yeah.
- Now Claire, you're not gonna be able
to read the instructions at all.
- I've done chairs before so, I'm pretty confident.
Okay, let's go. - [Host] Done!
Who's doing what out of Jan and Steven?
I know you don't know them well.
- I feel like Steven, he should be able to
build a chair without even structure,
you know what I mean? - [Claire] Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I think too.
- I think Steven should read and Jan should build.
- [Claire] Same.
- You think he's a little more handy?
- I would love to see that one day.
- Oh, shoot!
- Oh!
She blew it up!
Did they make the right choice or are they screwed?
- I have never built IKEA furniture.
- Really?
- Here's what I'm gonna say though.
What if this is your true calling?
I mean... - Probably is.
- You ready?
- I'm ready.
- Let's do this.
- Alright.
- Bang, bang, poang.
Three, two, one, go!
(upbeat polka music)
- Oh my god! (panting)
- What?
- Okay, we're here.
- Is this is it? - This is it.
Alright.
- Wait, I don't even think you're supposed to touch it.
- Perhaps you're right.
We got this, we got this.
- Okay, go, go, go, read it!
- Evan and Claire how you guys doin'?
- Good.
- We just opened it up.
Hey, Claire you see the curvy one
with two, yeah that one, that one.
Open it up.
- [Claire] Okay.
- And then you see the four
- [Claire] Four
- [Evan] Okay the four legs
In front of that
No, no, no, no!
- [Jen] Okay
- [Steven] Let's get those instructions.
- Instructions, here you go.
- Alright, step one, four of these are
gonna go into one
- Wait four of what?
- Put those down
- Okay.
- Wait this has to be this way though, right?
- That way, that way, yes, that way.
The one with the black stripe.
- Oh, this one, why?
- I don't know, just do it.
- You're gonna put the longer piece that matches that.
Yeah, nice.
- How come one has Velcro and the others don't?
- We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
(laughs)
- No, use the taller one, the taller one.
- [Claire] I think it's all the same.
- No one's a little, slightly skinnier.
- Where's the screwdriver?
- Jen, Steven, how you guys doin'?
- We're okay.
We struggled to get this package open.
We should take a shortcut here
and just screw in a few so that it stays together.
- [Steven] No
- We aren't gonna be sitting in it for too long.
- Yeah, cause it'll be broken on the floor.
- I think you're gonna slide it into that
the black bag.
- Ohh.
- You got it?
I thought she messed up.
- Talk to me.
- It's not goin' in, it won't catch.
I say we keep building it.
If it's sturdy enough (laughing)
- We can't skip this step.
This is really kind of a exercise in just-
- [Jen] Trust.
- And patience, you know.
- Hurry up.
- Ed and Claire, it's 10 minutes in.
How we doin'?
- I think we're halfway there.
- You guys look like you're fallin' apart here.
- No, we know what we're doing.
- How's the other team doing?
- I can't tell you that information.
- We're past halfway there.
Well, yeah.
Turn that side to this side.
Just like that.
- But there's no holes there and there are holes here.
- Alright cool, you're right.
So flip it back around.
- I was right.
- Turn it, turn it.
- [Claire] Turn it?
- No, turn left, turn left.
Spin it, spin it, no, no, no
- We got the Velcro one on the wrong leg.
- But does it matter?
- I think so.
I'm pretty sure it matters.
- Ugh. Fu** it!
- We have two more steps left.
- Oh, really.
- Just two more steps.
Stop it.
- Cool, good enough.
- Let's go.
- Let's go!
- Can I just like drag it there?
- No, don't drag it, it'll fall apart.
- [Claire] It's not falling apart, right?
- No it's not.
- [Jen] We're gonna slide it.
- [Claire] Are they here?
- Okay.
- Oh my god.
- It was very, very close.
The fastest couple to assemble the chair,
a chair that they were successfully able to sit in
was Jen and Steven.
Congratulations,
you guys are Goals
and you are going to a fancy sushi dinner.
- It's okay, we tried our best.
- [Claire] I tried my best for sure.
- [Evan] There's no regrets.
I mean, we aced the questions, right?
- [Claire] Oh, yeah.
- [Evan] That's what's most important to us.
- I'm sweaty.
- It feels great. (laughs)
- I feel happy.
I feel great.
I think we have a lot in common.
I think that's why we've stuck together for awhile.
That's all I care about.
- [Jen] We have loser mentality.
- [Evan] We do.
- [Claire] And I think that's probably what made us win.
- Let's role that confetti.
(all cheering, screaming)
Everyone looks up to you.
My wife and I look up to you.
Thanks for watching Love Goals.