is it weird if music makes things feel
sexier let's talk about that good
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first up we've done a little research
and it turns out that there may have
been a scientific reason that usher
wanted to make love in this club
that's a lyric a new study has shown
that the sexier you perceive certain
types of music the sexier you perceive
touch while listening to said music yeah
the study had each participant placed
their forearm through a curtain where it
was touched by a controlled robot
movement that's not weird at all no and
at the same time they listened to pieces
of music which they later evaluated on a
scale of being not at all sexy to
extremely sexy which is how I rate my
long general life yeah
the results being music seems to change
our perception of touch so this is what
we thought if sexy music makes robotic
touches sexy what will it do to us as we
experience all types of touches it's
time for play that sexy music we're okay
we are going to be experiencing
increasingly sexy levels of music as
performed by our musical comedy hero
Weird Al Yankovic hey link hey we're
down right we're big fans this is a big
moment for us me too all right okay and
what's gonna happen is we're gonna have
some things we don't know what they're
gonna be we're not gonna see them they
will be touching us while I'll place
different levels of sexy music and we'll
see if as this the music is sexier the
feelings get sexier
okay weird I'll play some unsexy music
[Music]
yeah I can't say I'm enjoying this
all right
I have no idea what this is
what a cold little boy
okay well do you have any idea what
touched you it's like a paintbrush or
something
mine is a Luthor a little bit cold a
little bit
hard there was nothing Pleasant about it
at all the music was pretty Pleasant
yeah but it wasn't sexy well you told
him not to play sexy and nothing became
sexy yeah there was nothing sexy about
the music there was nothing sexy about
the touch do as I'm told there's nothing
sexy about the touches I was receiving
either they were just like normal being
painted by a paint brush kind of vibe
you know yeah that not sexy painting
vibe okay I'll give us some semi sexy
music like it like on a scale of 10 like
a 6 5 5 but I'm right in the middle ok
got it here we go
yeah
oh yeah
yeah I'm
I don't know
know what's happening
[Music]
this the touch is more sexy but the way
that I make touches that very sexy I'm
getting like slapped with something in
Smurfs to itself
is told what is this thing I don't know
I this project and I'm being stance
rugs repeat stamped and run against a
truck I've been poked in Friday ah
are you in touch with the same things
what you being stamped and rubbed I'm
being stamped and wrong would my being
like like poked and like inspected
almost oh yeah but in a slightly sexy
way so did that feel sexier than round
one for you the object felt sexier but
the way that the object was touching me
felt like very surgical almost you know
like not like unsexy surgery you know
that kind yeah my favorite kind I don't
want to have sexy surgery um for me I
had a moment very early on that I was
freaked out by whatever it is that was
touching me I don't know but then I kind
of focused in on the performance and it
relaxed me a little bit I wouldn't say
that I was in any way aroused but I
would say I was no longer panicking and
there was a moment early on where
something like moist was kissing the
palm of my hand and like spreading my
fingers and like what you got finger
spread got a finger spread that's not
happening either side I don't know what
it was said isn't that happy on my side
but I might be attracted to can I
request a finger spread okay weird al'
now you're gonna get super sexy you want
full on sexy little on sexy to the max
I'm not sure you can handle this okay
you asked for it
[Music]
whoa this thing just got a lot hairier
it's so hairy how hairy is yours ninth
leg feels like rubber man
it's like
it's got a hole in it
[Music]
like you but I'm not really I'll don't
take it personal what you you didn't you
didn't find that sexy no I'm sorry I
feel like it was the same object but the
object grew hair like grew sexy hair you
know what I mean my object was different
man
my object didn't have any hair but it it
felt like it was pulling the hair off of
my arm what was it I can't see you can't
see it no oh oh my what I'll tell you
later okay so to recap the music got
sexier but I did it my experience just
got weirder buddy I don't know and I
don't well first of all I didn't know
you had such a range of sexiness out
I've got huge reservoirs of sexiness
untapped all in that machine right there
yes indeed I personally felt an increase
in sexiness I'm not making this up I
literally I don't know it felt like
there was the same thing the first two
rounds the third round the thing was
hairy and sexy and usually I don't think
of Harry being sexy but today I did
let's find out what what was it in round
1 show us hello oh hello hello Alex that
makes a lot of sense
based on what it felt like I would have
said it was something hard in plastic
and you you were petting me with this
rose here yes okay that's nice
it didn't feel like a flower that great
I'm so sorry
I tried okay round 2 what is that it's
dead dog poop
I said you were ranking dog poop up and
down yeah and just squeeze it a little
bit
and you and you had no part in that no
too bad okay okay yeah another part of a
mannequin and what was around three
thanks Alex oh who are you I've been
silent plumber a brooding plumber did it
feel sexy no you know it was a plunger
no but I was I could tell it was rubber
and now it makes total sense except for
well you don't make total sense a
shirtless plumber yeah Sully is the only
type of plumber I live very intense
shirtless plumber and again yes here I
was right and this is not what I was
picturing but it did feel sexy to me at
the time I like she made me feel sexy
tonight and I think I smell something
put that away man but but you two can
stay come bring it in bring it in all
right I think we know who we have to
thank for this amazing experience
yes mr. weird out weirdo sir for coming
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