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you again no problem for mr. cine he
just closed Jean got the new her in bed
with sank Lex
cyclonic locks star clocks psych with
the power to tell time at all moments
psychics eye [ __ ] what that's the
Borden spin-off that yeah that that's
that's the real x-man don't want to go
there it's triple x-man triploid eggs
eggs eggs man men and women anyway
alright don't get the wrong idea Michael
didn't initially become a superhero for
altruistic means even super hand he's
indestructible but only within the hand
I'm here to put the fake press a finger
down on crime with my backhand of
justice Oh God okay mm-hmm
just slap someone in the dust Oh God Oh
No okay
it's time to knuckle dragging it along
the ground behind them this is one
accusing super head yes he turns please
slapping it around yeah sorry we do a
rescue super hands but you know the new
laws on crime fighters and we're gonna
need to take your fingerprints good too
much you don't have paper that big like
a giant like poster board
hey rock paper scissors so large and
super like cuts through the air as it
doesn't sonic boom middle finger that's
just like he just wears just cuts the
person he's flipping off and just a
shadow of it 20 feet tall oh I think Jim
really got the hiccups from there I mean
concerning oh you didn't know you didn't
applaud after the show if I did I'd kill
all these people I kill every person in
that but wait wait are both hands
oh okay okay okay
[Laughter]
oh really bad fun it was hmm just gonna
be more just telling now oh yeah
somebody please even Superman the most
positive man alive believe Booster Gold
to be a huge dick no more no more no
more no more no more oh we we we had 30
minutes oh I need water anyway you would
okay
whoa that sounds like a character that
would be in a one-punch man super
Annie's back okay who can blame him
booster didn't care about hello I've
dropped my keys in the sewer grate and
my end is much too large for that I've
got you okay
hmm I mean this is a great dynamic duo
we've developed copyright
yeah we're copywriting this super hand
and helping hand he's stopping crime
hand over fist okay okay enemy is
getting a little handsy
I changed the script while your house is
that I can't help my hand to be handsy
about okay I mean it's my time machine
but agreed come back in a few days as we
cover cables opponent Booster Gold no
for us it may be just two minutes I'm
gonna find a cure for herpes
and another Nathan gray who was called
x-man well really really breaking the
bank on the name of that guy huh there's
art where X so X meant is literally
Jesus Jesus he looks like he looks
exactly like him but he's not like white
stripping
hey hey Wiz yeah yeah that's Jesus
Christ oh my god it is holy [ __ ] he can
time traveled in it
he is Jesus I do kind of like who is
just like waiting for boomstick do his
next lines like what's Jesus Jesus I'm
sorry that's actually really good I like
that
can we do that let's do that take as
well so I'm gonna be like oh it's your
line that's Jesus I know he's like a
candle ahem in my house that is our Lord
and Savior the Marvel superhero man
Jesus Christ you got plenty of options
yep I think that might be the way to go
man
gold star gold star one of these days
we're gonna do brave stuff just
boomstick with Liz's [ __ ] mind over
like hey so it stands up as the cyborg
it whips out a big shotgun except rut
Ronald how do you say that name of
Ronald including a goddamn time machine
oh yeah it's God what you want to do
with this time machine as we solve all
of our problems enough that Jim just
throw in the museum when a security
guard now dead Jim let's just send it up
to the museum that hires ex-cons and
security guards
[Laughter]