-Welcome back! -Thank you for having me.
-This is your sixth time on the show.
-I know! I don't know, I keep showing up,
and I show up at 1:00 a.m. for you.
-1:00 a.m. -Yeah.
-And I want to be honest about something.
Really, it makes me feel warm
about the fact that you're here live.
You are also gonna be on the "Today" show tomorrow morning.
-7:00 a.m.! Yes. -7:00 a.m.
-I wonder if people will watch. Yes, we can do it together.
-I mean, I want to say to everybody who's up now
to watch the "Today" show to see how you feel,
but they're not gonna be awake. -No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
Like, a little party in the hotel room or something,
one of those things where you just stay up all night.
-You got to.
There's no window of time from 1:00 a.m. to 7:00 to sleep.
-I know. This is pretty insane.
-Yeah, this is insane. It's great to have you here.
-Yeah, thank you for having me. -You have this new film.
-Yes. -Oh, before --
I want to ask about something before your new film.
-Always. Ask me anything.
-You have a dog. -Yes.
-Tank? -Yeah.
-Yeah, so your dog's Tank.
Last time you were here, you played a video,
and I want to play it again.
You believe that Tank can speak English.
-I certainly do.
-And now what -- what does he say again in this video?
-She. -She. Gotcha.
I mean, not that gender --
We're gender fluid in our household, but...
But what does she say again? -Yeah.
"I love you." -She said, "I love you".
-Yeah. -And you have video to prove it.
-Oh, yeah.
-So, everybody, see if you can hear Tank saying "I love you."
[ Dog growling ]
-I love you. I love you.
-I love you. -There you go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I mean... -It's pretty good.
-It's pretty good. -It's pretty good.
-Now you said that you promised me that you would bring
more video the next time of Tank saying other things.
How's that gone?
-It didn't happen. -It didn't happen?
-There's no story. There's no nothing.
I have nothing. I have nothing.
-Tank hit a wall. -Tank hit a wall.
I've exploited my child enough.
-Maybe, though, I mean, there is a chance --
-Tank can't do anything else. Honestly, I don't know.
She may be a one-hit wonder.
-Or maybe the only English she needed to say
was how much she loved you. -Aww.
-And after that -- yeah.
-I think there's something to that.
-Or she's just dumb.
[ Laughter ]
-A little bit of both.
I think she just needed to express her love.
"I can move on." -Yeah, "I can move on."
-"I'm done with this human plane."
-Yes. -"I'll go back to being a dog."
-"And then I'm gonna go back to being a dog."
It's very exciting. You are in this film
that's very different from "Orange is the New Black."
-It's very different. Very different.
-A horror film. -It's a real scary horror movie.
-It's a real scary one. -I'm not really into --
I appreciate horror movies, but I've seen three.
I saw "Rosemary's Baby"... -Classic.
-..."The Exorcist"... -Another classic, yeah.
-..."Silence of the Lambs."
-So you've seen the three best ones made.
-Yes, exactly. So I didn't really --
I don't really know what's going on.
But I understand that people like to get scared.
-Yeah. You really got to the --
-Yes. -You got to the crux of it.
-I got to the nexus of the whole operation.
-They like to be scared. -Yes.
-This is a scary one? -This is so scary.
I just came from a screening. -Gotcha.
-'Cause I just wanted to stay up for the next three days
talking about this movie. -Yeah.
-And it was -- it's terrifying.
-And you play a mother, right? -I do.
I play a mother whose child is, you know --
-How would you describe the child?
-Not well.
[ Laughter ]
-I will say that -- yeah.
If I, in a trailer, saw someone say,
"Your child is not well," I would want to see.
We're gonna show a clip, and then let the audience,
much like we let them judge Tank...
-Great. -...we'll let them see
if they think he's well or not. -Thank you.
-Here's a clip from the film.
♪♪
-[ Humming ]
[ Gasps, panting ]
-What is it? What happened?
What happened? -There's someone in here.
-Where? -He -- He's in here.
-Honey, it sounds like you were having a bad dream.
There's no one here. -No, no, no.
He's in -- He's in here.
He's inside here. He's inside here.
-Oh!
-Well, not well. Well, not well.
-Yeah. -Not well.
-Not well, yeah. -Not well.
-He's got something in his head.
-He's got, like, an ear worm or something.
[ Laughter ]
-You filmed it in Toronto.
-I love Toronto so much. -Genuinely?
-Yeah, truly. Canadians are wonderful people.
-They are. -At least the people that I met.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's awesome. -Yeah.
-Canadians in the house. -They can stay up late
'cause it's only like 10:00 in Canada right now.
-Yes. [ Laughter ]
So, yeah, I loved it. I really loved it.
It was sweet, generous. It was so cold, though.
-Oh, when did you do it?
-Tank would not pee outside, actually.
-Really? -She wouldn't go for walks.
-So, what would you do?
-It was a nightmare. It was nightmare!
She just -- She paid on the carpet of the Airbnb.
-Wait. Did you not get pee pads?
-I did. But she wouldn't use them.
She was having transitional --
She was, like, having transitional anxiety, sort of.
-Like, you mean transitioning into being a Canadian dog?
-Yeah, and just being in an apartment.
She was up high above, and it was very cold.
-Gotcha. -Anyway, it was a great city.
I really liked it. -Got it.
And were there any times where you were walking
in the streets of Toronto and you saw something
that was so typically Canadian? -Yes.
Yes, Seth. I was walking down the street,
and I saw a poster of Drake canoodling with a moose.
And I thought, "What could be more Canadian?"
-Yeah. -I thought, "I love Canada."
-Yeah. -"These are my people."
-Yeah. -If I wanted an emblem
for myself, it'd be -- I mean, that's great.
-I mean, the maple leaf is great,
but I think this would make as good if not a better flag
for our neighbors to the north.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That was the greatest find of my time in Toronto.
-That's a fantastic --
They genuinely both seem so happy to be with one another.
-So happy, so in love.
At peace. They found some serenity.
- I bet -- -They feel like they're
creatively expressing themselves.
They're in love. They're in nature.
They've got it figured out. -I don't want to speak
for that moose, but I'm guessing that he would say, "I wuv you!"
[ Laughter ]
-Pretty funny. -"Drake, I wuv you!"
-[ Groaning ]
-"I love you, but I'm gonna pee inside."
[ Laughter ]