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How's it going guys I am Matthias
And today is a day that will go down in history.
Probably not because, of, anything to do with me,
But, um, or this video, at all
However, I'm gunna to be answering your questions,
In the form of a, you guessed it, a song.
Written by me, on the spot.
With an SD-card
As a pick
Uh, don't worry it's only 2 gigs (Laughs)
Can you sing what you think when you see food?
Mmmm, And that looks tasty, why can't it be in my mouth
Already,
*Laughs*
//Continued subtitles by Alex Potato till 1:30 {correction by Sofia Isabellal}
Is love really an open door?
If love's an open door, just make sure...
That it isn't open while you're makin' it *creepy face*
What are your political views? Include your opinions on abortion, gun control, and polygamy?
Noooo
What would you have for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you could have anything?
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
Why is Amanda better than you?
(Amanda in background) Becaaauusee I'm the best!
Was that a song? (Amanda in the background: yeah...)
Caus-
That proved that you weren't...
Will you do a collaboration with superwoman? If no, why?
No I won't
collaborate with superwoman
because she probably doesn't know
that I exist...
Sing the summary of 50 Shades of Grey
C'mere c'mere lemme slap your rear
sex is more fun when you're in fear
Do you want a cookie?
yes, yes I do
want a cookie
or two *laughs all around the dinner table*
if any of you guys are curious about wha- why im looking down when Amanda's down there please refer to this video im shooting now
Amanda: I wanna take a nap
Star wars or Lord of the Rings?
lord of the rings is nice I guess,
but Star Wars is always the beeeeest!
would you rather adopt children or make them... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) naturally?
I'm serious!
I would like to adopt a child
but only if it's natural
I don't want any of those fake kids ;-;
can you sing something I can use as my alarm? I have trouble waking up in the morning.
Wake up, just wake up,
open your eyes
because if you don't,
you just might...
(violenty screams) DIEEEEE
im sorry im having way too much fun with this episode
this is going to have to happen again
can you sing to amanda and serenade her?
your butt is the right size
*dry camel laugh*
objectively
mini laugh
if i were to look at other butts,
Why you lookin at other butts?!
i.. might be scared and pee
my pants
k *walks away*
i think im a little scared now...
can you do a impression of Amanda singing?
*very very very bad singing* (sorry Amanda)
What do you wish more than life, than jewls?
I just wish for a kiss
Spin move!
they stopped wearing rompers that's gotta go
you look like you're in a bag from head to toe
please stop singing
can you describe your first kiss surprisingly wet
can you sing a tune that describes your high school experience
forever alone
I'm just kidding can you sing a tune that has spread your love life
do it just like that can you rick roll yourselves
can you sing a tune that describes how you wake up in the morning
can you use a Taylor Swift song to describe the moment in which you realize
you were in love with a man to pay
if you are writing a jingle to promote tourism on any planet in star wars
what was that jingle be guns and dads alene it's not as hot as you described
bacon and a song or tune
mmm
hmm
sing a song that describes what you think of life on bad days a little
something like this
I just want to be someone other anyone but me
when the world is in such as this where
yeah
would they notice me missing my good days
I don't want to be someone other than myself today
the world
such as this so ready
they just my kneeee
me
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