>> HEY, HELLO.
>> HOW ARE WE DOING.
>> DOING GREAT.
>> James: HOW ARE WE, ARE WE WELL, ARE WE GOOD.
>> WE'RE GOOD.
>> James: YOU HAVE COME ON A GOOD NIGHT, A LOT OF 5 SECONDS
OF SUMMER FANS HERE.
HAVING A LOT OF GOOD TIME.
>> NOT A LOT OF INTERSECTIONS BETWEEN THEM AN GRACE & FRANKIE
FANS.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
>> REALLY?
>> James: THEY ARE A BIG BAND.
WHAT WAS THE BAND FOR YOU WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?
>> OH MAN, I WAS A CRAZY NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK FAN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> H COULD YOU NOT BE.
>> THERE WAS NO OTHER OPTION AT THAT TIME.
AND I WAS A FAN OF THEM BEFORE THEY BECAME NTOCB.
>> James: YOU ARE TALKING THE RIT STUFF.
>> BEFORE THE REBRAND.
>> James: ALL THE HITS.
>> ALL OF MY GIRLFRIENDS WERE INTO JOEY AND JORDAN.
>> James: JORDAN.
>> SO MANY DREAMY GUYS.
I LIKED JONATHAN.
>> James: DID YOU?
>> YES.
>> James: WHY DID YOU PICK JONATHAN?
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK I THOUGHT I COULD HAVE A SHOT WITH HIM.
>> James: RIGHT, I ET GET IT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>> James: ED, WHAT WERE YOU INTO WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST RECORD IN THE ED HELMS COLLECTION.
>> MY SISTER GAVE ME MY FIRST, IT WAS A WHAT VINYL RECORD THAT
I PLAYED ON MY FISHER PRICE RECORD PLAYER.
>> James: YES.
>> AND IT WAS THE SINGLE OF QUEEN'S ANOTHER ONE BITES OF
DUST.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> INCREDIBLE SONG.
UNLESS, UNLESS YOU ARE EIGHT, AND THEN IT'S-- IT IS A GREAT
SONG, I LOVED IT WHEN I WAS EIGHT.
BUT IT IS NOT AGE PROACHT.
>> James: NO.
WHEN YOU START TO DE CONSTRUCT THE LYRICS YOU REALLY REALIZE.
THERE ARE.
>> THERE IS A LOT, IT IS ABOUT A LOT OF MURDER AND, SO AS AN 8
YEAR OLD RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE AND SCREAMING THAT SONG,
DIDN'T GO OVER WELL.
>> James: I'M SURE IT DIDN'T.
>> BECAUSE MY PARENTS WERE CLUELESS AND WE WERE LIKE WE
DON'T KNOW WHAT QUEEN IS WE JUST KNOW THAT OUR 8 YEAR OLD IS
SCREAM BEING PEOPLE BITING THE DUST.
>> James: YES.
>> AND THEN THE B SIDE OF THAT SINGLE IS A LITTLE KNOWN QUEEN
SONG CALLED DON'T TRY SUICIDE WHICH SOUNDS GOOD BUT THE ACTUAL
CHOR SUS DON'T TRY SUICIDE, NOBODY WOULD CARE AND SO I'M
ALSO RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE KING SINGING THAT.
>> James: I LOVE THE IDEA OF YOUR PARENTS GOING RIGHT, LET'S
JUST GET RID OF THAT, GET HIM ANOTHER SONG BY QUEEN, AND HE
GETS IT, MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN.
LIKE WHAT THE-- SNOW YOU GO WAY BACK, YOU FIRST MET, IN NEW
YORK, WHEN YOU WERE STARTING OUT IN COME-- COMEDY.
>> LET'S FIGE THIS OUT.
BECAUSE WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME.
>> TOO LONG.
>> I THINK I HAVE KNOWN YOUR HUSBAND LONGER.
BUT, AND I WANT TO SAY LIKE 20 YEARS ALMOST.
LIKE-- .
>> James: WOW.
>> A LONG TIME.
>> James: THAT WOULD MEAN YOU MAY HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER ABOUT
TEN BECAUSE PAUL WAS HERE RECENTLY, WE LOVE HIM VERY MUCH
AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" AND YOU WERE ABOUT TO CELEBRATE YOUR
10th ANNIVERSARY.
>> THAT'S CORRECT SCWZ WHICH SAY REAL ACHIEVEMENT.
BUT YOU, YOU DATED FOR LIKE SIX YEARS.
>> WE DATED FOR.
>> James: BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED.
>> ED WAS AT OUR WEDDING.
>> WE'RE FRIENDS.
>> WE ARE.
WHY DOT YOU LET US BE FRIENDS.
JEEZ.
BUT AT MY SHOWER, AT MY BRIDAL SHOWER, PAUL AN HI BEEN TOGETHER
FOR AWHILE AND WE PLAYED A GAME, A NEWLYWED GAME WHERE I HAD TO
ANSWER ALL THESE QUESTIONS THAT PAUL HAD ALREADY PREANSWERED FOR
HIS MOM AND STEPMOM AND GRANDMOTHER AND ALL OF HIS
NEAREST AND DEAREST WOMEN.
AND SO THEY WERE PEPPERING ME WITH QUESTIONS THAT WERE-- .
>> James: LIKE WHAT.
>> LICK WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE FOOD.
>> I GOT NOTHING.
>> James: AN YOU HAVE BEEN WITH HIM FOR SIX YEARS.
>> WERE YOU PANICKING.
>> ED, ED HELMS.
>> I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, I KNOW-- I FEEL LIKE I KNOW THE
IMPORTANT STUFF.
DO I KNOW THE TRIVIA, ABSOLUTELY NOT, TURNS OUT.
>> James: I MEAN ED, WERE YOU AT THE WEDDING, DID YOU SENSE
ANY AWKWARDNESS WHEN YOU WERE THERE.
BECAUSE DOING THIS IN FRONT OF HIS MOTHER IS NOT FUN.
>> NO, IT WAS TERRIBLE, THE ROOM CALLED ON ME.
>> HONESTLY, THAT WEDDING WAS ICE KOL.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT EVERYBODY SAID.
>> HE IS REALLY HARD TO OPEN UP VERY EXPENSIVE GIFTS AFTER THAT.
PEOPLE WERE NOT HAPPY WITH ME.
>> CAN I TELL A FUN DETAIL IT WAS SUCH A FUN WEDDING.
AND I REMEMBER PAUL INTRODUCED HIS, ONE OF HIS GOOD FRIENDS
THAT HE HAD RECENTLY BEEN WORKING WITH, WAS GOING TO GIVE
A TOAST.
AND IT WAS JACK NICHOLSON.
AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE OH MY GOD, JACKS NICHOLSON IS COMING AND HE
COMES IN AND STARTS TO GIVE THIS TOAST.
AND EVERYONE IS LIKE I DON'T THINK THAT IS JACK NICHOLSON,
TURNS OUT IT WAS AN IMPERSONATOR.
AND IT WAS JUST THE MOST HILARIOUS MOVE.
>> James: WOW.
>> HE COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH OF HIS FRINDS, ALL OF WHOM YOU KNOW
VERY WELL TO MAKE HIS BEST MAN.
SO HE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO CHOOSE ANYONE.
SO WE HIRED THIS JACK NICHOLSON IMPERSONATOR.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, ED, BUT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
ARRIVE AT I WANT TO SAY 7:00 AND HE GOT HERE AT 4 P.M
NO EXPLANATION, JUST LUKE I'M HERE, I'M READY.
>> James: THAT'S JACK THOUGH.
>> IT IS.
>> James: THAT, JACK.
>> TT IS PART OF THE IMPRESSION.
>> James: THAT IS JACK.
HE FINDS OUT HOW EARLY DOES JACK ARRIVE ON SET, AND I'M GOING TO
BE THERE WHEN I DO IT.
>> BUT HE STARTED DRINKING UPON ARRIVAL.
>> James: WITH YOU THAT'S JACK THOUGH.
>> THAT'S ALSO JACK.
>> BUT WE HAD WRITTEN HIM, PAUL AND I SPENT A LOT OF TIME
WRITING HIM HIS TOAST.
AND HE COMES OUT, AND I SEE HE HAS THE SPEECH THAT HE WITH
SWRIN FOR HIM AND IT GETS CRUMBLED UP IMMEDIATELY.
AND I THOUGHT U OH, WE'RE IN FOR SOMETHING.
AND HE SWAGGERS OVER TO THE TABLE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
REMEMBER, THIS, ED AND TURNS TO ME AND JUST SAYS YUMMY YUMMY.
>> BUT THAT'S JACK THOUGH.
I MEAN.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT.