- You look like Thor had kids and became a dad.
- I'm Thor's kid.
- No, no, you're Thor.
- Oh okay.
- Who just let himself go.
(laughter)
- My name is Chris.
I'm an anthropologist, I also work here at Cut.
- My name's Molly Murphy.
I'm a tax accountant.
- Ya, you gotta be like my height.
I can't, I can't be with a mini-me.
- A smiles huge, like pretty eyes.
- You know, I guess it'd cliché to say
that I find wits and confidence attractive, but I do.
- Are you choosing a boyfriend for me or something?
I'm single.
Dude, what?
- Aww.
(laughs)
- Y'all are fucked up and fucking sadists.
- They understand what this is, right?
I'm gonna hurt people's fucking feelings.
- Hi.
- I'm Molly.
- Parker.
- Hi man, how are you?
- Carlos, nice to meet you.
- Parker.
- So we're here to rate your attractiveness.
What do you think you are?
- I think I'm ten.
- Wow, you're confident. - 'Cause my mom tells me that.
- Well, I disagree with your mom.
I think you're about a seven.
- Okay.
- I like your tattoos, wow.
(laughs)
That's a lot of expression.
- That's like decoding a universe of symbols,
that I know probably means something to you.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna give you a seven.
- I would say eight.
- A five.
I'm sorry, you're so nice Parker.
- I just need a fucking Xanax?
Shit, okay.
- I'm Carson.
- I'm Molly.
- Nice to meet you, Molly. - Nice to meet you.
- What strikes me is the fierceness of your hairline.
You know what?
It strangely works on you.
(laughter)
- Has anyone ever told you you look like.
Who was it from Scooby Doo?
- Shaggy?
- Yup. You look like Shaggy with a bowl cut.
- You seem like you're really funny.
You are also able to laugh at yourself, which I really love.
- Just for me personally, and I don't matter, but like,
a four?
- I would say a strong eight.
Because, he seems like confident as hell.
- So yeah, it's an eight.
- You're so nice.
- I haven't said anything.
(laughter)
- Did you come in knowing that we're going
to rate your attractiveness?
- Yeah.
- Why would you ever do that?
I would never do that.
- 'Cause, why not?
Like who cares?
- A six.
- Thank you.
- Love you. - Love you.
- She's like this nigga just gave me a six.
(laughter)
- I'm Malia. - Malia, Erick.
- I start everybody at ten.
And I start reducing.
(laughter)
Don't particularly like your septum ring.
So probably down to a five. - Damn.
- I do like your style, so I brought it back up to a six.
- I will give you a seven.
- Five, I mean you're not my full type.
Hipster, whatever.
- I would say you are a nine and a half.
- Thank you so much.
- And you're just really beautiful.
- Thank you.
- I'm gonna just say ten.
- Oh my gosh.
- I, personally as a gay man, I don't like breasteses.
But, no, I give you a good nine.
- Thank you.
- 'Cause I like everything about you.
You got the whole package.
- What do you find attractive about me?
- I like your smile a lot.
You seem very, like, perky and upbeat.
And high energy, which I like.
- Do you have children?
- I do.
- Okay, 'cause you dress like a mom.
- Oh, I am a mom.
- You're so ebulant, like buoyant.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, I would say, for you, an eight.
- I would say nine.
- Seven.
- Yes.
- Nice to meet you.
- Why wasn't I an eight?
- You got kids.
(laughter)
Life.
- You're tall!
I like guys who like dark hair.
- I like your mustache.
- Thank you.
- I like your hair too.
Nine point five.
- Wow, thank you.
- Yeah, I do feel like there's a universe.
Maybe I buy a drink, maybe you buy me one.
Maybe we talk, who knows?
Eight point five.
- Eight point five.
I'm good with that.
- I would say a five.
- Whoa! A five.
- You're like, "I love the height, your black hair",
and then. - Six!
- Oh, don't change it, you gave me a five.
- Wait, wait.
(screams)
- Are those your real freckles?
- They are my real freckles.
- Like really pretty freckles.
- Number, number.
- Eight point five.
- Okay.
- Is that okay?
- Yeah.
- Eight and a half.
- Eight and a half?
- Oh my god.
I'm Malia.
- I'm Kevin.
- Nice to meet you.
Oh, you have a deep voice too.
Oh, fuck.
- Instantly be attracted to him
because he meets all my criteria.
You have to be over six feet,
you have to be able to pick me up.
Do you have a 401k?
- Yeah.
- You have retirement? - Yeah.
- For real, for real?
- Like if I was at a club with you
and you would say "hi" I would be like "ahh!"
(laughs)
And just like run away.
- We're gonna do like the medical sniff test.
It's not like body odor.
It's not like gross.
- Okay.
- It's human and I find that attractive.
- I'll give you a nine.
- A nine and a half.
- You got a lot going for yourself,
so I'm going to give him a strong nine.
(laughs)
- I'm just really nervous.
Please leave me alone.
What is going on?
- Hi man.
- Hey.
- How are ya?
- I'm good, how are you doing?
- You got a spot on your jeans.
- Yeah.
- Your boots are crusty.
- Mmhmm, they're used.
- Raise the roof?
There's a hole in the 'R'.
- Yeah, it's an old shirt. (laughs)
- Has you hair always been this long?
- No, wanted to see where it would go.
- Just kept going down? - Yeah, just kept going down.
- I could tell, back in the day, you used to be really cute.
- Oh, thank you.
- But then you started
smoking a little bit too much marijuana.
- Looks like it.
- And a little too much like munchies.
(laughs) - Okay.
- I would give you an eight and a half.
- If I had to put a number to it, I would say six.
- Six.
- I'm going to give retired Thor a seven.
- Thank you.
- Thanks man. Have a good one.
- See you you inside.
- That was it.
- I think it was pretty good.
I think I didn't offend anybody.
- I didn't know what I was walking into today,
but it was not this, at all.
- I didn't like it, like at all.
I didn't like it.
- I was being honest.
- Every I said was true,
the number stuff.
The methodology behind that
could use some more calibrating.
But everything I said was true.
- Okay. (laughs)
- Are you f...
You...
- That's messed up.
- That'll be easy.
I already got the line up in my head.
Easy peasy.
- Hi everyone.
- This is happening.
This is happening to all of us right now.
- Ten to one.
- C'mon Thor. (laughs)
- Where are we going?
- You're going to one.
- Raise your hand if you voted for Donald Trump.
Okay, that was like my one idea.
(laughter)
- Oh my God.
- I don't know!
I just don't want to do this again.
This is like a horrible experience.
- Come with me.
- You come here, number nine.
- So I'm gonna give you the second slot.
(applause)
- You're going to go behind this sir, Shaggy.
You go behind him.
And then, you'll go right here.
- Okay.
- I can't believe that I'm a ten.
(laughs)
- Yes, you are a ten.
- You two, sorry you're at the tail end,
it's just called life.
(laughs)
- Let's just keep it as it is.
What more do you want me?
Do you want me to dance?
- Oh, you piece of shit.
- So I gotta stick myself in this line, right?
(laughs)
Sorry guys you're tougher than I am.
- Maybe, I don't know.
I don't know, just here.
- [Group] Awww.
- Can they do it?
- Really?
I'm beautiful.
Okay, everyone said I was a ten.
(laughs) (applause)
- It was one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've had.
- I think we're socialized not to make judgments
about people's appearance to their fucking face,
in a room full of strangers, let alone rank them.
So yeah, I guess it did feel a little objectifying.
- Yeah thank you guys.
(applause)
- Thank you all.
(applause)
Don't hate me.
(laughter)
(murmuring)