- In all seriousness guys (laughing).
I can't keep a straight face.
(beeping)
Hey guys, Keaton the firefighter here.
And I've had really hard week.
I didn't know if I wanted to make this video,
but I gotta upload on Thursday, so, here it is.
Basically, I lost a good friend to an illness.
And it's been really hard on me, and my family.
And I kinda just wanted to make this video
just to kind of remember him.
He was an awesome pal,
and if you don't know what I'm talking about,
it's my Samsung Galaxy Note 7 (sighing).
(slow, sad music)
You're gonna be missed, buddy.
So guys, the funeral's today, and the reason
why I'm making this video is just to kind of remember
the good ole days that I had with him.
There were so many ups and downs,
so many fun moments.
(laughing)
♫ Oh you're the best friend
♫ That I ever had
And instead of sending flowers,
if you guys could just drop a like on this video,
it's what we would have wanted and,
for every like, it equals one flower, so.
If we could hit like 20,000 flowers, I mean,
it's just what he would have wanted.
So basically, I just kind of want to go into what happened
with my buddy right here.
His name is Bruce, he was,
(slow, sad music)
he was, he was a really special person in my life.
I picked him up this year from the airport,
and I mean, it's just been, it's just been a roller coaster.
So it's really hard for me to talk about
what actually happened to him but he grew up
in a family of 2,873,043 other brothers and sisters.
And they were all in a really bad fire accident.
And luckily, things were okay.
So they got fixed up, things seemed to be looking great.
And um, same accident happened again.
And this time, he wasn't so lucky.
He's been really hurting on the inside for awhile,
he was telling me, and his time just had to come.
So I'm making this video to remember him.
And just remember all the good times we had.
First Harambe, now my phone.
Drop a like on this video (beeping).
In all seriousness guys, what's going on
with the Samsung Galaxy Note 7s is basically
a lot of them are catching fire.
♫ Burn baby burn
There's videos of these things like actually on fire.
Like I personally thought that it was just one or two,
and maybe some people were torching them on fire
and stuff, but it's actually become a problem.
And you guys know, it's a serious issue
when people start making mods in Grand Theft Auto
using the Note 7, like, that's when you know.
(crashing)
(truck exploding)
(screaming)
And like, I want to give you guys an answer
on why this is happening.
It has to deal with like, the batteries,
and that's it.
There's not much else that we know.
So, Samsung has stopped making these phones.
Which actually kind of sucks
because this phone's pretty good,
like straight-up honest with you guys.
And they're having people send them in
and you can trade your phones out and stuff but,
to be honest, the post office is really far away from me.
So what I'm going to do instead,
is give him a proper funeral and bury him.
That's what Bruce would have wanted.
(crying) It's so hard to say goodbye.
(trumpet playing "Taps")
We're joined here today
to remember our good friend, Bruce.
Bruce loved this park.
I know, 6 edge+, you took him here.
You had a great time together.
But we're here to remember our good friend's good times.
The good times of Bruce, there were just so many.
The Note 7, Bruce, you changed my life,
and you changed so many.
It's such a shame that his life was cut short
due to a fire and a phone recall.
Just a shame, just a shame.
Every phone dies, but not every phone lives.
Let's go ahead and give him the rest he deserves.
(trumpet playing "Taps")
(crying)
(trumpet playing "Taps")
So yeah, guys.
That's gonna do it for this video.
Sorry it's a little sadder than usual.
But if you made it to the end and can drop a like,
every like equals one flower,
and I know that's Bruce would have wanted.
If you guys are new around here,
make sure you get subscribed (popping).
Just click it and you'll get subscribed.
And side note here guys (dinging),
here are the GPS coordinates if you want to get this phone.
I don't condone grave robbing.
But yeah, kinda something fun I want to do for you guys.
(can opening)
I'm gonna miss you, buddy.
(trumpet playing "Taps")