- I mean it's vibrating my hand even more.
My nose is kinda itching.
Hello!
I'm Chloe, and welcome to Bizarre Beauty.
The show where I try weird internet products
so you don't have to.
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Do you have skin?
I think you probably do.
Do you like Chrissy Teigen?
I think you probably do.
Because everyone loves Chrissy Teigen.
She is awesome, and amazing, and sweet, and hilarious.
Now I've gotten out my crazy fangirling for her
I would like to tell you what we're doing today.
Basically she partnered up with this company called Foreo.
They made a new version of a cleansing massage
(popping) thing.
I honestly don't really know what it is.
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A cleansing massage product
called the Luna 3.
This is what's weird, her child is named Luna,
but this thing existed before she partnered up with it.
And it was already called Luna.
So that's odd.
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It's kinda pricey.
It's like $199. (dinging)
It's fine if it's like the best cleansing product ever,
but I don't know.
I'll show it to you, how about that?
Here it is.
It's a little machine thing.
It's the newest of their Lunas.
I think you can get a baby one too,
which is cheaper actually.
But this is the big boy.
I've done a terrible job of explaining what it is.
So let's actually read it out.
It says, it's a smart facial cleansing and firming massage.
Okay that's cool.
It does two different things.
Oh, it's a number one best seller.
I don't know who decides the best seller,
but that's good to know.
It says, unparalleled cleansing
for a refined radiant complexion.
This ultra soft cleansing device lifts away impurities,
while a targeted firming massage
leaves skin smooth and younger looking.
So the thing about this is it has an app,
which you have to download from the app store.
It's free, well it's not free, it's $200,
but you don't have to pay on top of that.
So this comes in three different versions.
This one is the sensitive skin one
'cause I have little tiny baby skin.
(baby crying)
You can also get it for combination skin,
and you can get it for normal skin.
Let's get into it.
Oh that was easy.
This feels so soft, I love it.
It's so cute.
So I think you plug it in to charge it, I assume.
And then there's like an indent here,
which I can only assume is the on button.
Oh, it's a smart Swedish design.
Oh, this is cute.
That's the charging cable.
I'm just wondering if this fits in the bag?
Oh it does.
Oh this is so cute.
So this is for travel.
This is very well designed.
It is smart Swedish design.
Okay so it comes with like I assume instruction leaflets.
So there's some pretty bare-boned instructions here,
it's just a woman like touching
her face in three different ways.
I hope the actual app tells me what to do.
This also doesn't really tell you what to do.
It just says how to turn it on
and then it's like a very very long list of guarantees.
I love Chrissy Teigen, and I believe that
she wouldn't put her name on anything
that she doesn't think is good.
I have quite high expectations for this.
I think we have to go into the app
because I don't know what to do.
Foreo app.
Let's find your device.
Luna 3.
This is all the different ones they do.
Wow, they do a ton of different stuff.
Press and hold the power button for five seconds.
Your Luna 3 is now ready for action.
Oh okay, so it tells me how to use it.
That's very helpful.
So remove all makeup, dampen skin, apply cleanser.
I don't have any cleanser with me.
Oh (bleeping).
I'm gonna take off my makeup
and I'm gonna go find some cleanser.
My makeup is coming off my face.
(chiming)
And here I am.
I have my accoutrements here.
I'm gonna wet my face.
I've got my cleanser, which I had to go buy.
And I got my Foreo Rocher.
One, remove all makeup.
Dampen skin and then apply cleanser to your face.
Two, glide Luna 3's touchpoints.
What's a touchpoint?
In circular motion over you face
until the built-in timer shuts it off.
I can only assume it means this side.
Like this.
And you rinse Luna 3, pat your face dry
and continue with your skincare routine.
It says to start off with 60 seconds
and intensity number eight.
I guess there's like different modes you can have?
Okay, I'm gonna put my hair up
so I don't get my hair wet.
Ooh.
Just realizing, I don't know whether to put
this cleanser on my face or on the machine.
My immediate reaction is to put it on my face.
Start.
It's vibrating.
Oh quick, the minutes are going down.
Okay, so on the app it tells you
how long you've been doing it.
I assume you just move in circles.
It's actually not telling me.
I guess there's something to do with like
tiny vibrations that must help your skin
because I don't feel like this is exfoliating me in any way.
But like there are so many different machine things
that do this that it must do something.
'Cause it's just drying my face out.
Oh and that's the end.
Okay.
Didn't feel long enough.
Oh you can go up to level 16 intensity.
So I was at only halfway up.
I'm just gonna see what it feels like to do 16.
I mean it's vibrating my hand even more.
My nose is kinda itching.
It feels nice.
I'm not sure it was $200 worth of feel nice.
Probably like dislodges deep-set dirt or something
that I don't realize.
That's it for the cleansing.
It says, go to massage treatments.
So to massage you use this side.
There are four different massages you can have.
Eyes on the Prize, which is a firming eye and brow massage.
The second one is Nothing But Neck.
The third one is Contour Crazy.
This one's four whole minutes long.
And the fourth one is Magic Mouth.
It's cool that it does all these little massages
'cause who doesn't like a massage?
Or massage, as we say in England.
I'm gonna do the Eyes on the Prize
'cause it's only two minutes long.
You treatment will start in three, two, one.
What the hell is this.
- [Narrator] Glide the device from the inner corner
of the under eye outwards towards the temples.
- Like this.
Oh and then I--
get it in my hair.
Full circle around the eye.
This helps smooth fine lines, apparently.
I really don't know how much like scientific data
there is that suggests that massaging
makes crows feet disappear.
It does feel nice.
It feels relaxing.
I guess if you're like watching TV
and just like hanging out it might be nice to do this.
It's not hard to do.
Oh I should do the other eye.
Whoops.
I think she swapped eyes.
I like how many things it can do.
And I like the instructions it's giving you,
it makes it easy to use.
It's not necessarily for me.
Because I don't really care enough to massage my face.
And you probably have to do it every day to see any results.
So on the website it says, no matter how long
or hard you scrub with your hands
they'll never get your face as healthy,
firm, smooth, and glowy as Luna 3's soft silicone
and high tech sonic massage power.
I mean there's definitely something
in this sonic thing 'cause like so many
of these cleansers are sonic powered.
I would have to use this for longer
to know if it's actually taking off
all my dirt, and residue, and stuff like that.
I can't really tell from one use.
My face does feel kinda soft I guess.
I semi recommend this.
I think I would maybe try
the smaller one 'cause it's cheaper.
All right, well I think that's about it for now.
What do you think of my face?
Does it look smooth?
Have you guys heard of this, have you tried it,
have you tried any of the other models?
Let me know in the comments.
And I will see you next time.
Bye.
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