It doesn't matter whether you're ready or not! I'm just going to do it anyway.
Hello everyone, welcome to another episode of TSL Plays.
Today we will be playing a game that's inspired by The Ellen Show...
which is called The 5-Second Rule!
Here's how to play!
Hadouken!
We are the... Denim Darlings!
Our the team is the name our name of the team is
1, 2, 3! Black Magic!
- Fauzi, we are going to start with you first. - Sure.
- Are you ready? - As ready as I'll ever be.
A flute, a tuba...
A xylo- a saxophone!
That is correct.
I almost said 'xylophone'.
*Giggles* He said saxophone.
Julian so n0tti
- Why saxophone cannot? - Can!
Julian is just being 5 years old.
Saxophone...
What's wrong?
- Zhin, are you ready? - K can.
The question is...
Oh my God! What the hell!
Get lost!
That is correct!
- Is it correct? - I never say 'Get lost'!!!
- One other thing you should be saying is... - Fudge.
Yes.
- Oh, my God. Yeah! - I always say 'fudge'...
"JULIAN!"
Yes! I always say 'Julian'!
- Ok, Fauzi. - Yes.
- Are you ready? - Not really. But ok.
Nose! Ear! Mouth!
- That's right! - Wow.
- Ok, Zhin! - Yes.
Long and hard?!
- Hot dog! Banana! - Ok, wrong.
Long wood!
What?
Ok, first of all... Hot dog is not hard.
What is a 'long wood'?!
It's the... baseball bat.
There was only one thing in my head and I was like...
I cannot say this word.
What was it?
- Ok, Fauzi! - Yes.
Oh, my God. Elaine, Zhin and Julian.
I guess that's correct?
I'm not ready for that, though.
I'm not ready for that also.
It doesn't matter whether you are ready or not! I'm just going to do it anyway!
Walao! Why you stop him?!
- Ok, Zhin! - Ok!
Uh... Unfaithful! Uh...
Breaking Free... Uh...
Should have said 'Thank you, next'.
Oh yeah!
Chasing Pavements...
- Ok, Fauzi... Your last question. - Ok, got it.
Ok, Jurong... Tuas...
Punggol.
- People live in Punggol... - Why Punggol, sia?
Eh!
You haven't been to the dark side of Punggol.
Punggol... Last time, Punggol had the brothel tents thing...
Punggol also used to have the Matilda house...
Yeah, all these are colonial buildings that are haunted or something.
I mean, Tuas and Jurong is like...
too far lah.
Alright, Zhin. Your last one.
Penis! Peel!
Uh... Platonic...
Painting!
'Platonic' is not a thing.
He was describing the painting.
Ah... It's a platonic painting.
- Ready, Ra? - Yes.
To take a dump? Uh... Public toilet...
Um, you know the portable... toilet...
Say 'bedroom'... 'office'... 'Holland Village MRT'...
Bus stop...
I thought you were going to say 'potted plant'.
Ok, Bolin!
Now it's your turn ah.
Punching myself. Punching something else.
Punching... someone else.
You're giving me apple, apple and apple.
I want apple, orange, and pineapple.
Can you please repeat what you said? I just wanna internalize...
My partner cheated on me leh.
Ok, ok, ok. No points here.
Second question.
He's smelly, he got dandruff,
and he... naked.
Naked...
Eh, nothing wrong ok. I'm very comfortable with being naked.
No, as in he turns out to be your date and he...
Why would he be in the bathroom? Why would we have our date in the bathroom?
Wait, but if it's in the toilet?
Your date is not in the toilet!
Remember, just say different words.
- Just half a second... - I could have sworn you should have said 'Aku tak tau'!
And that would have been correct!
Ra. Think of long wood.
No.
Ok, Ra, ready?
Name 3 pickup lines.
"Hey baby, wanna get a drink?"
"Wanna see my long wood?"
"Hey, check out my pipes!"
PRESS! PRESS!
Nope! Rules are rules.
We celebrated too early!
Bolin, I think you can get this next question.
You were sure just now too.
Glue!
Bubble gum!
Sticky tape!
Way to keep it PG-13!
Bolin...
I'm poor.
I'm ugly.
She's ugly.
Correct or not?!
Why are we clapping?
Because it's good.
You watch your...
This is really what I say.
You get the point!
- Come on Julian! - Let's go.
Armpits...
Knees...
and... mouth.
Why are your knees smelly?
You could have said 'dustbin'.
Ok, that's enough pressure.
He is getting upset.
I'll give you the point.
I'll punch you, punch Bolin and punch everyone.
I punch the cameraman...
Renae...
At a funeral...
During a breakup...
When you are kissing someone.
Wow!
Renae, you're just the MVP in this game, man.
Heng ah.
Sell
Rob a bank.
And... steal from a rich man!
Why are they all crimes?
Alright!
The sun...
Jupiter...
And... my ass.
I have to give her the point, guys.
Thanks for validating me.
Kiss... hug...
And then...
Lick her face.
You could have said "Bring out, go walk, go eat, go have fun"
- "Lick the face"?! - I saw the countdown!!!
Alright. Renae!
Your birthday...
It's not my fault that I have an amazing memory.
- Yeah! - Julian, last question.
Koko Krunch...
- Koko Krunch?! - 'Koko Krunch' is 'K'!
I don't care about the timer! Julian! Now think!
- Cinnabon... - Cinnabon?!?!
Csatay.
Toothpaste, Listerine, and...
We have come to the end of '5-second rule'.
And the winner is...
Denim Darlings!
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