*Phone ringing*
Hello
Yeah.
Hello, my brother, how are you?
How are you?
Yah. *giggling in background* :D
Look I have one.. I have one issue here.
I actually came in for some food the other day.
And uhh I don't know what happened man
But honestly man for the past like 3 days I've been on the toilet.
like the
The kahab you gave me like - really REALLY
was like euhh, it, it mess me up
You can drink cola
Cola yeah I have on -
It's good for you stomach
I have enough Cola za man who - who my - my whole ground looks like a Cola now it's shit everywhere
Okay ._.
I'm sorry for you my friend
What do you want me to do for you?
I want you
to
you know maybe
you know you can
give me like a-
a free kebab
for me and my family
or something like a dinner or something
like this
to make it right
To make it right?
YAH
Cause right now
What-
What is wrong wi-
what is wrong
with you?
look The-the-the-the-the
was not cooked
all the way
alright
I was very hungry
so I say
You know
Yeah, lets do it.
right? I will still
do it right like yeah right
Like I will do it
hmm okay
but you wash your hands before you eat?
yeah yeah of course man
maybe you not wash your hands before you eat?
no no no, i dont like wipe my ass
and then eat after that
yeah, of course i wash my hands
maybe you have some disgusting crusty shit
under your finger nails and thats why like
like i got sick okay
okay but listen you have been here today?
or when was it you were here?
it was two days ago
it was two days ago, i have been to the doctors
you know like, i wasn't even able to get up
okay what clock you was here? i can see on the camera then i can talk to you again
look your stupid
of course i'm on the camera right
yeah i was in there i have the receipt
alright but listen
don't speak
you want something and I want to make it right
so don't speak bad
no no, you want to laugh at me right?
like ohh, drink a cola right, like hahaha I'm a stu-
why-why don't you like-
why don't you come here in? why you call?
i'm not taking you serious when you call
look, it's far away right, I have to drive all the way
maybe fourty minutes, right?
it is not close to me right or I will talk to you face by face
okay come here down and we can talk about it
and I will give you everything you want
I don't think so man cause honestly all day I throw up right like *bleh* all day right
you have paper from doctor you have food poisoning from here?
yeah I can get the doctor I just have to call him he will write it for me yeah no problem
okay
listen I not take you serious when you call and you call us stupid and assholes
and I don't know what
Look look look
listen to me
Ya donkey you are laughing at me so of course what do you expect
LOOK YOU DO IT AGAIN
YOU NOT SPEAK
good to me
because all
literally
all i hear
in the background is HEE HA
right what am I
gonna do here you and your
friend just sitting there laughing
at me right
of course i'm gonna be mad
because you talk funny
that's why
I'm sorry
ohhh I talk funny
right
habibi you're being
a little bit
of jackass
right shh like just a little bit
just a small amount
yeah but why you make
this a proplem
why you say donkey
and don't know why
because man you hurt my feeling
look you don't understand
right for the past three days
like right my stomach ohhhhh
all day right
I feel like a
yea but listen listen my
I feel like
friend
I 'm gonna have a baby
right like hahahahahahaha
DO Y- DO YOU HERE YOURSELF
YOU ASK ME WHY I CALL
YOU A DONKEY
AND THEN YOU JUST LAUGH
AT ME
OF COURSE YOU 'RE BEING
stupid
I'm sorry
man but you are being a soooo stupid
yes man
yes i'm sorry
I'm very stupid
where you from
my friend
a uh where are y- I am from egypt
where are you from?
You are from egypt
yea
can you speak arabic
my wife is here she's very upset
you know she want's to
understand
what i'm saying
so she says only english
speak arabic don't only say habibi
speak arabic
to me and I will
oh shit *sigh*
look uhhh
buk
yah look
zis guy
wants me to speak uhh arabic
wiz him
no don't talk
herro
ahh hello yeah look here man
my husband he come to your store you lo he try to get
da food hahhahahahh
uh he hello "Says in danish: I think it that guy ownage."
hahahaha
where are you calling from?
are you g are you gonna sit zere and make fun of my wife
like zis
no no no no no no no no
my friend i'm not making fun of your wife
id y ze other guy maybe he's
not styoobid can i speak wiz
him maybe
my friend is very stupid if you talk with him he not understand
anything
from you no no let me talk to za donkey
you want to speak to the donkey
here my friend you speak with this guy
ahha ahha
allo w what's wrong
wiz your friend is he styoobid no but uhh i don't know
what's happening tell me what's wrong
how can we help you
uh i come in there right the food was not good
so I am asking you just I will come with my family
and you can give us all you know uhh a few three four shawarma
for free okay
for the whole family?
yah yah because if because you don't have
money i give you shawarma
for free no problem
no no no no
i have money i have money right i 'm actually i have american passport
with a hundred dollars okey so when
right
like and and i actually i i wipe my ass
with a hundred dollars
okey so when
you have american passport
yah i do
right like i
hey my friend if you come here you talk you tell like this
before you call we make it right
no problem what I am telling you right now is you guys make me sick
and I needed you to fix it
and what you need then you happy not sick
anymore for four shawarma
and one kiss
come I give you shawarma no problem
four shawarma and one kiss yah and one kiss
on the mouth
no no non nonono
come i give you one kiss no problem
I give you two until I give you and take you
number one you have to understand i don't want to make a gay
with you
you come i give you four shawarma and one kiss
but we're not gonna make a gay
right I no make it gay i make it very very nice
for you hahahaha
who i is your friend in the background
playing with your balls or what
like a sum boo dee listen ya ya ya donkey i don't understand what you "re trying
to say about my wife
you are the one whose um making this uh prank call
no habibi i don t know what you 're talking about
you are the one yes
i know your voice
you are the one no no I think you are mistaken
you're not calling ohh you are not from the this guy who is uhh making this
uhh ownage prank call
nuhh no I don't know ehh I don't know
are you sure you're the one
but haah hahaha
I know your voice you're the one
you're not the one who make this like a sum boo dee fuck you bitch
hahahah like a haha hahah
AND YOU ARE THE ONE I know your voice
ahahaha
like a sum boo dee fuck you're very good at it
man ahahahahah
yo okey you got me hahahhahahaha
you are the one like a sum boo dee fuk u bitch
hahahassaaha
well when w hahahaha
you very funny man that's why I laugh I could I could hear your voice
you're the one ohhh that's so funny
okey man your you got me you're right honestly I wasn't sure then once I brought buk lau
i heard you say like something like sumboodee in the background
I knew it was you I swear it
i could hear it on your voice
if you can come eat shawarma
you're welcome
um um is it gonna be free ha ha
yeah of course ha hahaha hahah
you're fucking funny
ha hahaha hahaha
you will get my friend again
no that they haha ha
hello hello you almost got us
he hello brother what's up man
it's a prank huh
yeah it's a prank it 's a prank
hahahahahahahaha
it's good it's good no problem man
nuh we well thank y but you're always welcome
no th shawarma our shawarma don't make you sick
no thank you very much i appreciate that
i'm sorry for calling you guys and saying all that nonsense
hahahahaha no no problem
today is the first day i've ever called denmark ever in my life
really yeah we're the first time ah we we know we know this prank
from the internet man
thats so funny yeah i know it's just a funny coincidence
like literally this is the first day i've ever called denmark
ever and is just funny
that you guys recognize that
We lucky, we lucky then man, we lucky then.
You're welcome if you here sometime, you're welcome uuh we give you shawarma and kiss for free.
*Ownage laughs*
But we are not gonna make it gay, right?
*Ownage continues to laugh*